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Cruddy
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There's an American working abroad - let's say South Africa. After a particularly hard job, he invites a couple of workmates (a Hindu and a Muslim) back to New York to try the delights of the Big Apple.
10 Minutes after hitting 5th Avenue, they get accosted by a mugger. "Give me all your money or you get this syringe in you - it's my blood and I've got AIDS".
The Hindy screams "Shiva curse you!", drops his wallet and flees.
The Muslim screams "Allah curse you!", and does the same.
The American says, "Sorry buddy. I worked hard for my money and I'm not giving up a cent".
The the junkie stabs him, picks up the 2 wallets and flees.
Back at the hotel the 3 friends meet up. "Why didn't you give him your money? Won't you die of AIDS?" the 2 visitors ask.
The American laughs. "Don't worry, I'm not an ignorant superstititious peasant like you guys. I was wearing a condom."
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Pekka
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em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
time: 07:28
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Sure well.. if you want jokes about some nationality, then it limits a lot of options what the joke can be like. It has to rely on some stereotype, so that other people can understand it and find it funny. Otherwise it doesn't matter what nationality it is, right?
So, you have to use that stereotype, and most of the times the nationalities in question finds it offensive, and not that funny even when they get it and know why others laugh at it.
So, the trick is to turn it up a notch, and make them ultra offensive, so they can't be taken too seriously. I came up with generic jokes and just put in stereotypes, and then made them sound even more offensive, so it wouldn't be offensive. Besides there are limits, so it doesn't become racist joke, so you have to be careful, and you can save youself by overdoing it. Most people don't find it funny, so that's the downside of it, but hey.. I had fun  .
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Vince278
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quote:
Originally posted by PresidentMarcos
No, I don't know any American jokes. But I know a whole s***load of Polsih jokes. Here is one...
(Highlight to read, I couldn't risk offending anyone)
A Polak, an American, and a German had a room full of dirty
tampons, and they decided to have a contest to see who could stay in
there the longest. First it was the American's turn. The other two
locked him in the room and waited. A week later, they heard him
whimpering and pounding on the door so they let him out.
"That is the sickest smell I have ever endured!" cried the
American. "I couldn't stay in there another minute!"
Next it was the German's turn. After a month he finally banged
on the door to be let out. "Oh God, that is the most putrid smell in
the world! I couldn't take it another minute!" he cried as he gasped
for breath.
Finally it was the Polak's turn. They locked him in the room
and waited. A week went by, a month, a year. The German and American
heard nothing. Finally they began to worry, so they yelled through the
door, "You can come out now! You've won the contest by far!"
To which the Polak yelled back, "No, not yet! I'm not done
eating the jelly donuts."
I got it off of a website. And no offense.
Also, don't ban me. |
I've heard lots of Polish jokes too (although I don't know why we singled them out). The reason I started the thread is I already heard all the jokes we say about other people and I was curious what jokes the Polish (or anyone else) may have about us. Just trying to be fair by giving everyone equal opportunity. 
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