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Imran Siddiqui is offline Imran Siddiqui

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The Potterverse
Jan 1970
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... but they are

And they shouldn't drive either!

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My grandpa was a bad elderly driver before he passed away. The last time I drove with him he almost killed us and other people. When people honked at him he just flipped them off.

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People's Republic of the East Village
Oct 2001
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Looks like the same stuff cultural conservatives (and Al Gore) over here wanted to ban. Just replace anti-communism with anti-religion.

I find it funny because most of the communists I know are punks (and vice versa) and love Madness.

As for Van Halen, well, they should be banned for contributing to the big hair thing.

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CPA - Evil Clone brigade
Nov 2001
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Anyone running communism without switching to Democracy despire the war weariness is insane .

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Vilnius, Lithuania
Apr 1999
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Oh, BTW (forgot this thread ).

Firstly, it's printed with a printer and on odd-looking paper. Secondly, none of the similar documents I saw started with пролетарии всех стран, соединятесь. More likely for it to have Lenin's face, actually. The most ridicilous part though is необходимо обеспечить все молодежные дискотеки района. Tell me, older Soviet people, how many youth discos do you remember in the ole good USSR that had foreign music, eh?


You have to admit it's funny.

But there were discos with foreign music. I guarantee you.

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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
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remember, in the 80s, the leadership of the soviet union was old. Very old. That's what you get when you have your grandpa choosing music for you.


Grampa Antropov, can I listen to AC/DC?

NYET! Fascist scum!



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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
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How old is very old? Some of our leaders are pretty old, and the elderly are very strong politically here in the US. You have to be 18, but you can still get anti-capitalist music.


Beside the point. Point is, that politicians shouldn't choose what music you listen to.

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Nov 2000
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I'm kind of curious about the placement of The Stooges on there, considering they'd been split for about twelve years at this point and all the other bands (well, the ones I know) were more-or-less highly active during this period, or at least had been less than five years previously. Any idea why? Did russian youth have a special place for The Stooges in their hearts? Did our good friends in the Komsomol recognise quality when they saw it? (Considering the rest of the list, no.)

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Immer an der Grenze
Oct 2001
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Okay so after a little creative googling I found another list that is much the same as the first one, but which purports to be from 1984 (dated September 28). Of course this one is typed in and isn't a scanned image but there are other differences as well. Some artists aren't there while some are new, like:

13. The Who - violence
22. La Bionda - cult of the /strong/ personality, eroticism
23. Церроп (??) - eroticism, sex
24. Santa Esmeralda - sex
26. Amanda Lear - eroticism
33. Romans (?) - punk
39. Kid Creole - sex

and another spelling yields:

32. Munich Machine - eroticism

At the bottom of the document is a list of abbreviated references that I can't quite interprete. Anyone?

РОТ МЦ ТиКПР Зак. N 201 от 28.09.84 г.

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Jan 1970
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Show some hottie pictures of your relatives or wife's relatives.

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Siberia, Communist party of Apolyton
Nov 2001
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At the bottom of the document is a list of abbreviated references that I can't quite interprete. Anyone?

РОТ МЦ ТиКПР Зак. N 201 от 28.09.84 г.


It's unrelated ifo about typographic facility where it was printed, order number and date.

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Show some hottie pictures of your relatives or wife's relatives.


Ok. My wife's sister and my son:

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LOL

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sister in law looks cute. Son doesn't do much for me.

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1. Sex Pistols - Punk, Rape
2. B52 - Punk, Rape
3. Madness - Punk, Rape
4. KLESH - Punk, Rape
5. Stranglers - Punk, Rape
6. Kiss - Neonazi, Punk, Rape
7. Crocus - Rape, Machismo Cult
8. Styx - Rape, Vandalism
9. Iron Maiden - Rape, Religions Darkbeasting (?)
10. Judas Priest - Anticommie, Racism
11. AC/DC - Neonazi, Rape
12. Sparks Sparks - Neonazi, Racism
13. Black Sabbath - Rape, Religious Darkbeasting(?)
14. Alice Cooper - Rape, Vandalism
15. Nazareth - Rape, Religious Mysticism, Sadism
16. Scorpion - Rape
17. Gengiz Khan - Anticommie, Nationalism
18. UFO - Rape
19. Pink Floyd - Misrepresentation of USSR foreign policy ("USSR Agression in Afghanistan")
20. Talkingheads - Myth of soviet military threat
21. Perron - Eroticism
22. Bohannon - Eroticism
23. Originals - Sex
24. Donna Summer - Eroticism
25. Tina Turner - Sex
26. Junior English (Reggi) - Sex
27. Kened Hit - Homosexuality
28. Manich Meshin - Eroticism
29. Ramones - Punk (LOL!)
30. Ban Eilene - Antisoviet propaganda
31. Julius Eglesias - Neonazi
32. Yazoo - Punk, Rape
33. Daniche Mod - Punk, Rape
34. Village People - Rape
35. 10CC - Neonazi
36. Stodzhis - Rape
27. Boyz - Punk, Rape
28. Blondie - Punk, Rape

Note that I could be mistranslating "violence" as "rape".

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