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Az is offline Az
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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
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quote:
DVDA

What's DVDA? Is it sex with a DVD?

oh, ****, wait...

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Feb 2002
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It was on that Orgazmo movie.. made by those who made southpark.. should have been a funny movie about porn, but really wasn't that great. D's stands for double, the rest you have to figure out yourself .

Az is offline Az
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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
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I think I got it. Thanks anyway.

Orgasmo had an enormous concept. It was poor in execution.

Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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Knee deep in alien womyn...
Oct 2001
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Got spare money?

*Drake Tungsten attacks Azazel with his dreaded hamster style*

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Republic of Flanders
Sep 2001
time: 06:29
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Originally posted by Trajanus
I don't understand that joke tbh


but anyway who gives a flying ****. I mean who's britney spears!


Remsporen
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I'm betting young britney

Don't tell me you thinks she's old now!!
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Well, that certainly helps to explain all the e-mails in my inbox where she has oral sex, anal sex, DVDA, sex with a woman, sex with two women, sex with three well-endowed black men, hot hot steaming barnyard love, and sex with a ball-gagged Argentinian midget of love named Pepito.

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Sep 2002
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Thats a +1 respect point for justin.

Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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Knee deep in alien womyn...
Oct 2001
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Thats a +1 respect point for justin.


With all the hot women he's ****ged in the past year, I doubt he needs the points.

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Apr 1999
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"I need my single time" to learn to "be self loving."


double entendre alert...

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Aug 2001
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Thats a +1 respect point for justin.


With all the hot women he's ****ged in the past year, I doubt he needs the points.


Yeah, its like giving Ming +1 for his post count.

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Jun 2003
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double entendre alert...

Yeah, she's probably loving herself right now......

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Apr 1999
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i don't like that image, unfortunately. that dirty hoebag.

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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000
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Yeah, its like giving Ming +1 for his post count.



That's a very very sad metaphore.

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Sep 2002
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Wait...how did that Britney ***** get out and **** Justin? I've had her locked up in my basement for years now! Unless I tied up Justin too and didn't notice...hm...I've got so many captives in the basement I'd better start a list or something...feeding time.

Yeah, Justin too. Weird

Agathon is offline Agathon
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Leafs 4TW!! - CPA
Dec 2002
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I haven't bothered to read this thread but has Ted Striker claimed it was him that did it yet?

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Feb 2000
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I feel kinda silly to ask, but... what's DVDA?


And Azazel - call me sometime about meeting in the technion.

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"My god, it's full of peas..."
Jul 2002
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As for the last two paragraphs, Britney and Colin Farrell? Is there any woman left in Hollywood who Farrell hasn't scored?


Justin Timberlake?

quote:
Justin doesn't care... he's got a hotter g/f now .


And her name is Palmela Lee Anderson.



At least we've now solved the mystery as to why they broke up in the first place: Justin is a bad lay. Seems this space cowboy has been out on the range a little too long for Ms. Slave-4-U Dressed As A Naughty Catholic Schoolgirl's liking. The next single she'll release will be a heartfelt tribute to Justin He's Not A Boy, Yet Not A Man.

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Jun 2003
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No, Ted Striker has yet to brag.

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Jun 2002
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Well, looks like Britney is out... oh well, most guys are looking forward to the Olsen Twins anyway...

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Looking forward to them? I'm looking at them. Or at least pictures of them.

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quote:
DVDA

What's DVDA? Is it sex with a DVD?

oh, ****, wait...


In Canada it's called a "double double" and you can get one at Tim Horton's.

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Aug 2001
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quote:
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That's a very very sad metaphore.


I do try.

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Then again, of course, Zylka is looking forward to Amanda Bynes. Britney's out and the Olsen Twins are probably the major ones next though. (2 for the price of 1!)

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Aug 1999
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aww ****! I just lost my "Who Will Lose Their Flower Last" tourney...I knew I shoulda gone with the Ugly Olsen Twin!

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My world is crumbling around me...

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May 2000
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Way to go Justin

See with any other girl, sticking out the two year act is unthinkable. Yet the pure celebrity status syrup that her cherry floated in made it all the more worthwhile. He nailed her mint, and then took the trophy home and away from her the second the deed was done. Given that he was already a celebrity beforehand, this elevates him to somewhere between Immortal and Deity Status (like 8600 posts, or something)

right?





oh

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Yes folks, Zylka has returned...

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In Canada it's called a "double double" and you can get one at Tim Horton's.


This gives B-ball games from Toronto a wholly knew meaning.

 
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