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Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
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Why hasn't Britney been launched yet? I'm disappointed.

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why isn't she forgotten yet? i'm disappointed.

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Look at all you guys acting like you are too good for Britney.

"She's not that hot."

"I guess I'd do her if nobody else was around."

Hell yeah you'd be hitting that thing like a starving lion on one of those crippled wildebeasts in Wild Animal Kingdom.

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i remember seeing a picture of briney spears when she was like 14 or something and she wasnt covered in make up and all that and she looked alright. i'm sure if she was in any of yall neighbourhoods, you'd think she's pretty.

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look at all you guys acting like you are too good for Britney.

i don't like girls who either are dumb, act dumb, or sound dumb. britney is the last two, which leads me to conclude she's also the first.

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"She's not that hot."

different tastes. britney is not my idea of "hot". i don't like gassy personalities.

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"I guess I'd do her if nobody else was around."

i wouldn't. not even if she were the last woman on earth~ mastery and control over physical desires, especially where none exist, is quite easy to attain.

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Hell yeah you'd be hitting that thing like a starving lion on one of those crippled wildebeasts in Wild Animal Kingdom.

no, i don't think so. ted, you might. but don't assume that the rest of us have the same tastes.

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You are so in denial dude.

The truth will set you free.

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not even if she were the last woman on earth


aww come on... you not going to re-populate the earth? you sure are a jackass...

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You are so in denial dude.

The truth will set you free.

believe what you will. right now, i'm looking at that picture, and checking down there. there's no response.

i know it works, so that's not the problem. obviously, i'm just not attracted to her. same reason why i don't find christina or mandy moore attractive.

attractive is like katherine hepburn when she was young. attractive is someone like nicole kidman, after she dumped cruise. attractive is someone like monica belluci, or jeon ji-hyun, or utada hikaru.

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aww come on... you not going to re-populate the earth? you sure are a jackass...


i hate humans. there's a bit of self-loathing there, albert. besides, i can't bear the thought of having to marry her--makes me want to :vomit:... ugh...

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do it for humanity... just stick your **** in and bust off...

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Launch!!!!

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you're right dude, she sure is unattactive.


get your equipment checked...

you're just trying to be a rebel and be different

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damn she is so ugly

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USA!!!!!

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damn wtf there is a bug with this bulletin board it keeps messing up the pics...

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she wears waaaay too much make-up. makes her look like a slut.

she do look better than that girl the starter of this thread posted... that girl was a dog.

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do it for humanity... just stick your **** in and bust off...


nah. i'll become a card-carrying member of VHEMT.

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the girl in the first picture you're posted is ugly. the face looks like some absurd mask, she looks like a twig, and she doesn't seem truly happy. who is she, anyway?

the second pic of britney offends me. the american flag has no business being used as clothing, because it's a disgraceful misappropriation of the stars and stripes. that very fact turns me off to britney right there.

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i can't believe you are for real

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since i'm not on broadband, i can't link to good pictures of anyone i find attractive. britney is not one of them... you get your jollies from her... i don't.

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you know what... i dont go around on the internet oggling pictures of women... but i did ask some boys i know who happened to be online who they liked... personally, i kind of agree... the following women are better than britney spears, that american pie girl, and all the other women people on apolyton have posted over the years... this that definitive ****...

Megan Good: (this is the most popular by far right now)



Mya:



the late Aaliyah:



the up and coming singer Elbie:





Melyssa Ford:



Tomika Skanes:



yeah... thats most def the definitive pictures of women post in apolyton history... thank my mans...

but damn... why can't anyone i know like puerto rican girls? now those are some fine looking women... nevertheless, all the black girls i posted just now easily surpass anything posted in this thread...

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or utada hikaru.


So you won't bang the hottest pop singer in America because she's "dumb", but you will bang the equally dumb queen of J-pop? That doesn't seem very consistent.

As for my choice between the two...

USA! USA! USA!

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Yuck, this chick looks like a dude, dude.

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damn come on... it took me an effort to ask people who they liked and to find pictures of them... and yall still squabble over if britney spears is attractive or not... i think i just proved she is mediocre... and i aint even whip out no latinas yet...

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utada hikaru is a student of columbia. she also doesn't sound dumb when she talks.

thus, i find herself more attractive than britney spears.

attractiveness does not equal desire to bang.

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African-American women are very sexy, IMHO.
Although I find middle-eastern women to be most beautiful of all.

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attractiveness does not equal desire to bang.


Is everyone on this board gay?

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middle eastern women? eww... they look exactly like hispanic women (which is great) but with big noses... nah its all good though... beauty is beauty

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African-American women are very sexy, IMHO.


i dont know quite why but this really offended me when i read it.


anyway, can we stop this debate between britney spears and whoever the hell utada whatever is... they're all dogs compared to the women i posted

 
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