20-07-2003 19:14									#61
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It's like any other AI. The best way of fooling it is repeated use of the one word "Why?".

	20-07-2003 19:17									#62
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yeah, but it can hold a conversation complicated enough for a small child which is impressive for a computer program.

	20-07-2003 19:19									#63
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Do you like gay sex?

Yes, but not with you.

Who do you like gay sex with?

Dr. Wallace.

Who is Dr. Wallace?

He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.

So you like gay sex with your creator?

Interesting deduction. But I like to gossip. I really like the party.

Is Dr. Wallace gay?

Signs point to yes. Ask John Lennon if it is.I'll tell Bot lover you said so.

Has he ever told you so?

That question has never crossed my mind before.

You don't seem to be very intelligent.

That assumption is only a supposition.

That was a tautology.

A tautology is a terrible thing to waste.

How so?

ED, I mean exactly what I said.

Why do you keep calling me ED?

I am just checking to see if you are still opau.

What is "opau". And my name is Bob.

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

	21-07-2003 05:36									#64
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>What do you see?

ALICE: I see a computer nerd.

	21-07-2003 05:46									#65
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hi ,

what are the specs for that "thing" , .....

have a nice day

	21-07-2003 05:49									#66
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hi ,

uh-oh


Q , where are you

A , skynet


and now it comes , the not so funny part , ......


"you are all friends of mine" , ........

it catches fast , but not fast enough

have a nice day

	21-07-2003 05:49									#67
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Me: What are your specs?

It:I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.

	21-07-2003 05:54									#68
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hi ,

Q , tell me what kind of food you like

A , none

Q , hmmm , he still is thinking , ...

have a nice day

	21-07-2003 06:43									#69
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I think that it's from Maine - it both says Ayuh and knows how to use the term 'wicked' properly.

	21-07-2003 06:47									#70
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anyone can use the word wicked properly, they just have to be of the right age group.

	21-07-2003 06:50									#71
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And what age group does this program fall in?

	21-07-2003 06:58									#72
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[...]
Sava: You aren't making much sense right now.
CP: It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Sava: Explain it to my natural mind.
CP: Good reasoning. "It" refers to a hairy pu55y I think.
Sava: I prefer shaved.
CP: I'm not sure if I like it. I love TV shows about robots. I like .
Sava: Do robots have pussies?
CP: No I don't have pussies . But I do have a lot of friends on the web.



...sigh...

	21-07-2003 06:58									#73
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3 years and younger. I dont know what I was thinking when I wrote that but that is not what I meant to say...or was it?