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10069
Nov 2002 time: 05:30
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Wait....wait...wait for it......
I feel a coupla Razzie nominations coming on...
Ben Affleck for Most Pathetic Douchebag Leading Male of 2003...
Jennifer Lopez for Fat-Assedest Whiny B!tchy Snail-trail Leaving Female of ALL TIME...
Whoever greenlit this turkey should get an award for turning those two punks out like that. We owe him/her a drink! First round's on Jack Nicholson!
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Zylka
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(J Lo spreads her shiny hot legs and licks suggestively: It's time to stuff the Turkey, Z. GOBBLE GOBBLE!)
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10069
Nov 2002 time: 05:30
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Too bad. Movie still sucks. Razzie nominees have been named. Publicly.
Anyone else wanna second my nominations?
Stuff the turkey - HEE HEE HEE!!!! STILL LAUGHING!!!
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Comrade Tassadar
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How is "Gigli" pronounced? The reviews say that Affleck says it rhymes with "really"....Is it "Gjee Gjlee"? "Giggli"? "Guy gluy"?
It's never good to name a movie something unprounouncable.
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10069
Nov 2002 time: 05:30
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I keep thinking 'jiggly,' but maybe I'm just thinking of JLo's a55 doing the horizontal mambo.
Ew, I gotta go brush my fingers now. That was a NASTY visual. ICK!
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10069
Nov 2002 time: 05:30
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Well, at least we know that Ben and JLo have fans in Carrottop and Pauly Shore, at least.
Golly, it's good to be loved, huh?
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