15-08-2003 00:10									#31
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Question: Could I have a female genie? My wishes really really depend on the answer.

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Only Christina Aguilera

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1) I want to be the best ****ing high school basketball player in the country. I want a short white Jewish kid to be picked first in the NBA draft.

2) I want to be a write a classic novel.

3) I want to live a long healthy (mentally/emotionally as well as physically) life

	15-08-2003 00:44									#34
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I would wish to be mentally networked into every single human being.

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quote: 2) I want to be a write a classic novel.

Sorry.

Ok, I would wish that there would be no more ***holes in the world....

and suddenly everybody has much bigger problems!

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quote: Originally posted by jdd2007 2) I want to be a write a classic novel.

Ain't nothin' stopping you from trying to accomplish that now.

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I would wish i had a geannie like from 'I dream of Jeannie', who calls me master, gives me infinite wishes, and oral sex.

	15-08-2003 01:21									#39
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quote: and oral sex.

Man, your 'I Dream of Jennie' must of been the uncensored one, I got stuck with a Jennie who had no belly-button!

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quote: Originally posted by Japher Man, your 'I Dream of Jennie' must of been the uncensored one, I got stuck with a Jennie who had no belly-button!

well, i have an active imagination during the adverts

	15-08-2003 01:39									#41
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I would wish for 5 million dollars. I would then wish for the ability to be whatever weight I wanted, i.e. I wouldn't have to worry about dieting. Then, I would probably wish for environmental harmony.

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quote: Originally posted by monolith94 I would wish for 5 million dollars.

The people the genie stole it from might be a little mad at you.

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Ok, I would wish for 5 million dollars stolen from Columbian Coke dealers, untraceable.

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1. Wish that I COULD wish for more wishes. (<- Why am I the ONLY person on God's green Earth that seems to have figured THAT one out...?)

2. Wish for an infinite number of wishes.

3. Wish that I could grant wishes for myself without needing a genie to do it.

4. Wish the genie freedom eternal from his/her prison of a bottle, never to be forced to grant wishes again.

	15-08-2003 02:49									#45
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i didn't know genies came out of laterns

	15-08-2003 02:54									#46
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Aladins did... some live in bottles like Jennie

	15-08-2003 02:54									#47
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Others live in an empty beer bottle, right?

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only if they look like Shaq

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quote: Originally posted by ajbera Ain't nothin' stopping you from trying to accomplish that now.

Anybodies with any cents can be know how to writes the books. Why dont Yoo be and your friends can pick on someones elses dreams. Jesus, I be get no respect on these forums.

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quote: Anybodies with any cents can be know how to writes the books. Why dont Yoo be and your friends can pick on someones elses dreams. Jesus, I be get no respect on these forums.

Yup, a wish would be needed

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I wish be get some respect.

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no one was disrespecting, they were trying to be encouraging by suggesting that you start to write the novel instead of wishing that you would... saying - nothing is stopping you.

	15-08-2003 03:14									#53
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I want jamaica!

Failing that, one true love.

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I would preface my wishes with extensive, literal definitions to make sure there are no unintended consequences. I would have to spend a lot of time thinking about specifics, but I can give you guys 3 ideas out of the blue.

1. All-knowing, obedient computer system AI that essentially can accurately answer most questions asked and can creatively construct original thoughts. For example, the AI would be able to tell me obscure statistics like "How many times did Julius Caesar masturbate in his life?", explain scientific concepts or perhaps, directly download such information to my brain (a la Matrix), and create original designs of systems like, "Design an efficient, renewable energy system". This system would have an open-ended upgrage option which would include an unlimited manufacturing capability. The system itself would be small, portable, secure, and only accessable by myself; but would be able to create whatever it needed to do whatever job I asked it to. Such a tool would be invaluable. With such knowledge; money, health, and many other things that most people would wish for could be provided by this system.

I'd have fun with number 1 before making other wishes. In fact, number 1 might be all I'd ever need.

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quote: Originally posted by Sava 1. All-knowing, obedient computer system AI that essentially can accurately answer most questions asked and can creatively construct original thoughts. For example, the AI would be able to tell me obscure statistics like "How many times did Julius Caesar masturbate in his life?", explain scientific concepts or perhaps, directly download such information to my brain (a la Matrix), and create original designs of systems like, "Design an efficient, renewable energy system". This system would have an open-ended upgrage option which would include an unlimited manufacturing capability. The system itself would be small, portable, secure, and only accessable by myself; but would be able to create whatever it needed to do whatever job I asked it to. Such a tool would be invaluable. With such knowledge; money, health, and many other things that most people would wish for could be provided by this system. I'd have fun with number 1 before making other wishes. In fact, number 1 might be all I'd ever need.

Sounds something like Jane from the Ender books.

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1. My best friend's sister not to be a manic bipolar depressive.
2. Noam Chomsky, Naomi Klein and my Politics teacher to rule the world.
3. Nice people not to finish last.

	15-08-2003 04:07									#57
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I'd like infinite knowledge, sovreignity over the whole world, and the ability to escape the damnation that comes from this deal with the devil.

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quote: Originally posted by Japher no one was disrespecting, they were trying to be encouraging by suggesting that you start to write the novel instead of wishing that you would... saying - nothing is stopping you.

I know I know

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quote: Originally posted by Dr Strangelove I'd like infinite knowledge, sovreignity over the whole world, and the ability to escape the damnation that comes from this deal with the devil.

Bart! Stop pestering Satan!

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quote: Originally posted by Clear Skies 1. My best friend's sister not to be a manic bipolar depressive. 2. Noam Chomsky, Naomi Klein and my Politics teacher to rule the world. 3. Nice people not to finish last.

1. DOne! she's now multiple personality schitzo!
2. a conservative corporate state arises after 2 failed years of commie rule
3. nice people now finish second to last.