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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002 time: 05:30
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I had this horrible dream that I went to Las Vegas for 3 days, stayed at the Luxor, and slept with my brother-in-law.
The last thing I remember before really waking up was 'waking up' on someone's lawn, hungover and sans pants and shoes, surrounded by cigarette ashes.
I don't smoke OR drink alcohol. I don't think I do drugs, but I could be wrong about that - you know what they say about drugs and memory loss. I don't do drugs, just weed.
And then there's this ring I can't seem to get off my hand...
Must be one of those weird 'stereotypical dream' sequences, sort of like the dream where you have to take a final exam, in some subject you've never heard of, at some school you've never attended, in nothing but your skivvies.
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002 time: 05:30
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Yeah, most people who do coke do it only on days that end in "y."
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Lord Merciless
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Why were you married with this guy in the first place? He must have some redeeming qualities that attracted you. Beside, you can still sue the hell out of him since he has tons of money and you don't.
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st_swithin
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10069
Nov 2002 time: 05:30
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Well, he looks an awful lot like Kiefer Sutherland - in fact, he acts like him and dresses like him too.
That's pretty much it.
Shitty epitaph, huh? He's lucky I'm not the one writing it. Although if I did, it would say:
Here LIES Christopher Blair Hewish, only son of Christopher Max Hewish and Rebecca Blair Rowan-Hewish.
He sort of looked like Kiefer Sutherland.
Most heroic deed: spending time with his parents when they needed him the LEAST.
And who ever said I wanted his money? I didn't let him pay for ANYTHING for the first 2 years we were married - I paid for everything because I still wasn't comfortable being 'taken care of' by anyone else. The only reason I was finally FORCED to let him pay for sh1t was after I'd been out of work for almost 3 years.
The last job I got was working part-time in a retail store. Unfortunately, I never got paid, because the store owner (*Andy Neville) told me to fvck off after I told him to go fvck himself.
Well, I did, and he did, so we're all happy now.
Or, at least, I am.

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