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Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
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No, there wouldn't be a growing infertility problem, unless there was a significant CONSTANT increase in the level of pollutants.
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Don't you guys know that every so often, scientists make a prediction of catastrophe/destruction, just so people don't forget they are there?
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How is this a catastrophe?

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maybe he meant "...scientists make a jack-assed statement, just so people don't forget how funny they are"
No offense to any scientists present
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Why do we always talk of "scientists" as a monolithic unit? This is the work of a single crackpot.
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Yeah, no need to maline us all just because of some idiot. I need another beer.

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I LOVE your thread titles Diplomat. Keep it up !


You really should learn to abide by Apolyton customs.

The big smilie and thumbs up go better together this way.
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What the hell do scientists know?
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The big smilie and thumbs up go better together this way.


This is a CFC custom, as it is a ripoff of their :goodjob: smily

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quote:
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This is a CFC custom, as it is a ripoff of their :goodjob: smily


We stole it, so now it's ours.

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Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
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I'll patent it!
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Don't worry, I'm still fertile and will remain so as long as virgins kiss my penis every day. That's my line, and I'm sticking to it.
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That's a good method to remain fertile.

On topic... well, something says me that this scientist has either a chromosome too many or lacks one. Even if it's true, I think I can ignore that problem for at least the next 124,000 years. And if it's inevitable even then, I can't see why that's a bad thing.
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quote:
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Don't worry, I'm still fertile and will remain so as long as virgins kiss my penis every day. That's my line, and I'm sticking to it.


They won't remain virgins for very long doing that.

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Why is it these people never come out with a prediction about crackpot scientists becoming extinct? That would be much more welcome.

More to the point, what idiot approved the research grant for this?
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No doubt te government.

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Luckily 1 male can impregnate hundreds of females.

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I will do my part.

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quote:
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Someone will have to be making sperm, no?


So we would have to have professional w*nkers....


...no wait - we have these already.

MikeH is offline MikeH
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They are called "Moderators"

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Professional w*nkers? They go by the name of "Alistair Campbell".
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quote:
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What makes you think humans will still be around by then?


Very correct.
All humans will have evolved to cyborgs by then, with a lifespan of several thousands of years.
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Maybe they will invent a cyborg penis so we can replace the professional w*nkers.

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quote:
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Maybe they will invent a cyborg penis so we can replace the professional w*nkers.


Sign me up for the "Girth 3000".
 
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