04-09-2003 23:47									#31
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quote: Originally posted by DrSpike Original ones are few and far between. If that's true it's hilarious.

Nah...I gotta admit I allowed myself some artistic freedom on this one. His pronounciation of the word "Far" (dad in Danish) is letter perfect, however.

Asmodean

	04-09-2003 23:52									#32
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quote: Originally posted by Asmodean artistic freedom

Lying.

It was still funny though. It would have been more believable if you didn't have such a difficult name.

	05-09-2003 02:57									#33
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... if your rank is anything but settler or chieftain

	05-09-2003 04:06									#34
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Most people on the site then.

	05-09-2003 04:11									#35
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I almost added [EDIT:] to a paper I was writing yesterday... It would have fit in so well, too

	05-09-2003 04:13									#36
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quote: Originally posted by H Tower ... when you expect someone to make a happy birthday thread for you

	05-09-2003 04:19									#37
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... when you pm an admin for the "So-and-so wears apolytonwear, why don't you?" thingy.

... when you wear shirts from the apolyton store.

... when you refer to yourself mentally by your nick

	05-09-2003 04:28									#38
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quote: ... when you refer to yourself mentally by your nick

Also applicable for the "You know you need medical attention..." list.

	05-09-2003 04:38									#39
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quote: Originally posted by H Tower ... when you expect someone to make a happy birthday thread for you

Speaking of that, MrWhereItsAt's name was in the birthday list yesterday (or was it the day before?). Did we miss that?

	05-09-2003 05:33									#40
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns You are not a munchkin if you find a +1 chainmail shirt and say "Wow, this will help me a lot." You are a munchkin if you find a +5 mithril shirt and say "Another one? Ah, better throw it in my backpack with the others."

Real munchkinism is knowing (without having to look it up I might add) that mithril shirts are actually +4.
+5 shirts are made of adamantite.


You know you spend too much time on Apolyton when you're thinking about Vels EU2 co-operative game more than your own game, even while playing your own game, and it causes you to do something stupid.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking with it ...

	05-09-2003 07:40									#41
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.. you run out of witty repartee to put as an end to the "You know you spend too much time on Apolyton when...."


.. you write a witty repartee that actually becomes a circular sentence and want everyone to notice it.

	05-09-2003 08:20									#42
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Hey,

BC wrote a witty reparte that became a circular sentence!

	05-09-2003 10:39									#43
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Wow, talk about bizarre coincidences!

	05-09-2003 12:31									#44
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quote: Originally posted by MattH I almost added [EDIT:] to a paper I was writing yesterday... It would have fit in so well, too

That's like people who watch to much sport on the tele. When a situation occurs in real life, they still find themselves waiting for the replay

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	05-09-2003 15:04									#45
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... you miss out on game time to be here

	05-09-2003 15:31									#46
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quote: Originally posted by Big Crunch .. you run out of witty repartee to put as an end to the "You know you spend too much time on Apolyton when...." .. you write a witty repartee that actually becomes a circular sentence and want everyone to notice it.

It's almost a meta-"you know". Classic BC.

You know you spend too much time on Apolyton when you notice that almost every time a poster is proud of his original answer in this thread it is in fact a poor copy of my original wit from one of the previous threads.

	05-09-2003 17:00									#47
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... when you know who participates in a thread, before opening the thread, just by looking at the thread title

	05-09-2003 17:27									#48
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When the thread doesn't even have 50 posts yet, and you have 5 of them.

	05-09-2003 18:06									#49
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quote: Originally posted by MattH Speaking of that, MrWhereItsAt's name was in the birthday list yesterday (or was it the day before?). Did we miss that?

I posted a thread for him and Htower has his own at MZO .

	06-09-2003 02:57									#50
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quote: a poor copy of my original wit

Original wit from the good doctor?

When you have not played civ in over a month, yet it does not have a detrimental effect on your posts.

	06-09-2003 03:04									#51
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shhh.....
Don't let them find out.

...you don't say certain things to people in RL for fear of getting banned.

	15-09-2003 21:51									#52
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	16-09-2003 00:53									#53
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...when you obsess over getting the new post e-mail alerts correctly and in a timely manner...

	16-09-2003 01:06									#54
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When you know where the name Apolyton came from. Speaking of which, does anyone know?

	16-09-2003 01:31									#55
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I do.

	16-09-2003 01:33									#56
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Not sure if you are asking seriously or trying to bait someone. In either case I'll bite.

When the 2 sites that existed before Apolyton merged they had to come up with a cunning way to merge the names. One site was started by a certain Greek, and the other was called the Ultimate Civ site. Apolyton is Greek for Ultimate.

	16-09-2003 01:37									#57
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quote: When you know where the name Apolyton came from. Speaking of which, does anyone know?

Is a greek word.. it means.... mmm... damn! I forgot.


edit: that's right.. Ultimate.. thanks Dr

	16-09-2003 02:00									#58
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Excellent. Just taking stock for the next old-timers quiz.

	16-09-2003 13:48									#59
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...when I don't respond to my real name anylonger.

So long...

	16-09-2003 18:17									#60
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...when you see a thread like this posted for the n-th time.