05-09-2003 18:50									#31
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quote: Originally posted by Ned If this were not so serious, I'd almost laugh. How many times on this forum have Canadians criticized US security and John Ashcroft. Al Qaeda has been listening apparently.

Maybe they've been listening to whiny, paranoid americans like you.

And yes, please invade Canada. It's been a while since you gave us an excuse to kill Americans.

	05-09-2003 20:36									#32
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quote: Originally posted by elijah But Celine Dion is a far greater threat to Western civilisation than Bin Laden, for heavens sake. She is the reason I had to force my uncle to shell out £500 on a new stereo in order to play Metallica and Barry White to drown out my mum playing Celine Dion and on and on and on downstairs on a crappy £70 thing. Fortunately, even with that thing on full volume, you can still hear the walrus of love throughout the house!

an English cheder teacher playing Celine Dion

Come on, give the lady a break.

	05-09-2003 21:02									#33
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quote: Getting rid of Celine Dion is just the icing on the cake.

You don't have to nuke all of Canada just to get Celine.

quote: It's been a while since you gave us an excuse to kill Americans.

We even have oil and French people. Relieve all your frusterations at once.

	05-09-2003 21:24									#34
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Hijaking a plane from Canada isn't going to work, as the people on the plane will expect to be killed hitting a building, and will resist the hijackers. Hijacking is over as a form of terrorism.

	05-09-2003 22:08									#35
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten quote: Because thats going to actually do something usefull Yeah, it'll kill terrorists. Getting rid of Celine Dion is just the icing on the cake.

This is the problem with you Yanks. Ya got your priorities all screwed up.

First, you get Dion, then Bryan Adams (PLEASE), then the terrorists. On second thoughts, after Bryan Adams, get Avril and then get the terrorists.

	05-09-2003 22:28									#36
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I say get Avril before Dion... That little chick is annoying!!!!!!!

	05-09-2003 22:57									#37
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She it hot!!!!

Nuking canada is possible the one exception to my irritatingly strong (for you) pacifism. I'm in!

	05-09-2003 23:02									#38
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quote: an English cheder teacher playing Celine Dion Come on, give the lady a break

Hehe, yeh, she's cool, but not when I call her "Mein Fuhrer", as all oldest sons should to their Jewish mother.

	06-09-2003 01:38									#39
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It's times like this I wish that our government had a good reputation for honesty. It's almost impossible to know when a threat exists or not.

	06-09-2003 03:31									#40
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The threat is real according to the RCMP and the Canadian Security Intelligence Service.

	06-09-2003 03:34									#41
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quote: Al Qaeda believes that Canada has looser inspections and background checks then the US does so they're plotting to launch their next major attack from Canada.

I though this said they had "loser inspections"

Anyway, makes sense to me. Didn't they catch some guy who came down from Vancouver and tried to buy a ticket out of Seattle?

	06-09-2003 05:11									#42
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quote: This is the problem with you Yanks. Ya got your priorities all screwed up. First, you get Dion, then Bryan Adams (PLEASE), then the terrorists. On second thoughts, after Bryan Adams, get Avril and then get the terrorists.

That's the beauty of the nuclear strike plan; all these people will die at once, as long as we time the strike to catch them all in Canadia. You don't need "priorities" with nukes; one atomic holocaust will take care of them all.

	06-09-2003 05:23									#43
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Weed bombs please!!! Is there anything sweeter than a stoned Canadian?

	06-09-2003 08:38									#44
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quote: Originally posted by elijah She it hot!!!!

As long as you keep her mouth taped up.

	06-09-2003 08:40									#45
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quote: As long as you keep her mouth taped up

My Avril Lavigne-related fantasies involving duct tape have absolutely nothing to do with suppressing that great voice of hers!