10-09-2003 07:48									#61
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quote: Originally posted by Albert Speer BD: you are being ridiculous! the person in the stall is not going to spend the rest of the day crying and me banging on the door will not be the last straw of a life-time of harassment that makes him put a gun to his end! i'm positive almost everytime, after a few minutes, the guy chuckles to himself realizing the humour in what just happened. when someone embarrasses, i'm ticked off and annoyed at first but then i realize the humour in it and the humour in my reaction. it's all good.

How do you know? Maybe he is waiting for someone like you to bang on the sh!tter door so I can justify his killing spree.

Why take the chance?

An applause and clapping is far more effective, and not likely to get you killed.



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	10-09-2003 07:48									#62
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But humour is enhanced by large quantites of drugs, right?

	10-09-2003 07:51									#63
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how about this? next time, i'll knock on the door and say either...

"Can I get in?"
"Is there room for one more?"
"Don't you think you've been in there a little too long?"
"Why don't you let some one else get a turn?"

etc.

would that be appropriate humour for you?

	10-09-2003 07:52									#64
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quote: But humour is enhanced by large quantites of drugs, right?

I'm not sure. Ask your Mom what specifically she was hooked on when pregnant with you, and whether or not it made things funnier!

	10-09-2003 07:52									#65
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka "Funny" would be someone setting up the same stunt across the street and vowing to go 45 days. Humor is a grown up, acquired taste - you'll eventually learn.

Too much effort, stick with the eggs you can just do that on the way home from work/school. And no, I probally won't learn, some of the best humour is purile.

Give 'Dave' my best wishes

	10-09-2003 07:52									#66
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AS, or you could just mind your own business and not bother people in the restroom. It's rather disturbing to do so.

	10-09-2003 07:53									#67
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sometimes in class or in an auditorium kind of room, i would rest my hand on the guy next to me's knee... hilarious how uncomfortable they'd get but they'd just start laughing after i started.

	10-09-2003 07:54									#68
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quote: Originally posted by reds4ever Give 'Dave' my best wishes

I've got a better idea. Go stick your hand in feces and write "POO FACE" on the wall. Purile is indeed an art!

	10-09-2003 07:54									#69
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quote: I'm not sure. Ask your Mom what specifically she was hooked on when pregnant with you, and whether or not it made things funnier!

*cough*noinsultingfamilymembers*cough*

	10-09-2003 07:56									#70
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quote: That's the thing, losers never have a sense of humor, and are always the last ones on to picking up and using specific jokes

quote: Originally posted by mrmitchell *cough*variable*cough*

Arrive at your own conclusions, jesters!

	10-09-2003 07:57									#71
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yeah zylka... lazarus had said in a thread how his infant daughter would run around naked with a boy and i said she's turning into a (you know what) already and i was banned for two weeks for that even though it was just part of a banter between me and laz. so edit it out

	10-09-2003 07:57									#72
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka I've got a better idea. Go stick your hand in feces and write "POO FACE" on the wall. Purile is indeed an art!

Now why on earth should I want to spend my time doing that, when I could be throwing eggs at a self-obsessed ego maniac?

	10-09-2003 07:59									#73
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quote: Originally posted by reds4ever Now why on earth should I want to spend my time doing that, when I could be throwing eggs at a self-obsessed ego maniac?

...because his shoes are worth more than you'll ever make in 6 months - and it makes you feel better to think you're bothering him

Have fun with your crusade of wit!

	10-09-2003 08:00									#74
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quote: Originally posted by Albert Speer so edit it out

No thanks

	10-09-2003 08:04									#75
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka ...because his shoes are worth more than you'll ever make in 6 months

I don't want to get into a 'my d1cks bigger than yours' competition with 'Daves' shoes but unless he wears $20000 shoes, then no, his shoes aren't worth more than I make in 6 months

	10-09-2003 08:05									#76
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Such a 'casual' guy would have, I imagine, economical, sensible shoes. No Prada there, nope.

	10-09-2003 08:06									#77
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Such a 'casual' guy would have, I imagine, economical, sensible shoes. No Prada there, nope.

Patrick Cox at the most, hell, even I've got those

	10-09-2003 08:08									#78
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40K A YEAR!

My mistake! Nothing on this earth could cost $20, 000 HAHAHAHAHA

In any case, I only get so nasty as this is a perfect symbol of the garbage attitude so many on here have. This guy simply knows how to play the game right, and a few short sighted retards feel the need to make themselves feel a little less unaccomplished through gradeschool humor (yes, egging goes out of style circa 16 years of age) rather than going out and seizing the MFing day themselves

Have fun, is all else I can say.

	10-09-2003 08:08									#79
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I liked the old Zylka better

	10-09-2003 08:11									#80
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There's no such thing as a static, finite Zylka

This particular one didn't like your low blow which had nothing to do with conversation

	10-09-2003 08:13									#81
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka 40K A YEAR! My mistake! Nothing on this earth could cost $20, 000 HAHAHAHAHA In any case, I only get so nasty as this is a perfect symbol of the garbage attitude so many on here have. This guy simply knows how to play the game right, and a few short sighted retards feel the need to make themselves feel a little less unaccomplished through gradeschool humor (yes, egging goes out of style circa 16 years of age) rather than going out and seizing the MFing day themselves Have fun, is all else I can say.

Shoes certainly don't cost 20k, and how do you how the 'eggers' (i assume thats the right word) wern't < 16?

Less coke more pills, you'll be a better person for it

	10-09-2003 08:13									#82
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egging is sorta something you grow out of at age 16

	10-09-2003 08:14									#83
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Lectures about seizing the MFing day from someone who isn't out there seizing the MFing day seem to ring hollow.

Nobody here is egging Blaine. Only a couple of people even registered severe dislike (the harshest of which, Oerdin, doesn't appear to be around). Seems like an odd thing to get worked up over.

Blaine's stunt is just boring. It's nothing spectacular or wildly entertaining, and I think people have a legitimate reason to complain about the nuisance it is causing. Should people be throwing eggs and the like? No, of course not. It certainly is pretty crass, like banging on the stall of a stranger in a bathroom, or insulting someone's mother on an internet forum.

But I don't see why people expressing their dislike of his shtick is cause for category 4 insults and taunts.

	10-09-2003 08:15									#84
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quote: Originally posted by reds4ever Shoes certainly don't cost 20000k, and how do you how the 'eggers' (i assume thats the right word) wern't < 16?

Good Lord. Yes, shoes can cost 20k - he obviously doesn't have a pair as such but I'm not here to whither over semantics. Bottom line is, he's worth millions upon millions of dollars, and that bugs sad people deep down in side.

	10-09-2003 08:19									#85
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Lectures about seizing the MFing day from someone who isn't out there seizing the MFing day seem to ring hollow.

You don't know me, darling. I seize it in ways that would make you tremble

quote: But I don't see why people expressing their dislike of his shtick is cause for category 4 insults and taunts.

CATEGORY 4?!?! Were you even around when I didn't care about being banned? ...and in any case - the insults were for the losers doing the act itself until such a barrage came my way from those uninvolved.

	10-09-2003 08:23									#86
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka Good Lord. Yes, shoes can cost 20k - he obviously doesn't have a pair as such but I'm not here to whither over semantics. Bottom line is, he's worth millions upon millions of dollars, and that bugs sad people deep down in side.

So what your saying that if you choose not to like 'Dave' your automatically a jealous, sad person.

Whereas, you may just not see the entertainment value of watching a slightly fat person loose weight over an extended period of time (and judging by the TV ratings not many do)?

I've nothing personnal against you or 'Dave', I just think he's boring as hell and if I could wind him up by throwing eggs at him on the way home from the pub, well, it passes the time....

	10-09-2003 08:26									#87
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quote: Originally posted by reds4ever So what your saying that if you choose not to like 'Dave' your automatically a jealous, sad person. Whereas you may just not see the entertainment value of watching a slightly fat person loose weight over an extended period of time (and judging by the TV ratings not many are)? I've nothing personnal against you or 'Dave', I just think he's boring as hell and if I could wind him up by throwing eggs at him on the way home from the pub, well, it passes the time....

Nah. I just observe that the people who intend on making others miserable must have some reason to do so - and that in this case it's because said target has milked the naive world well.

	10-09-2003 08:26									#88
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka You don't know me, darling. I seize it in ways that would make you tremble

We're still talking about the day, right?

quote: CATEGORY 4?!?! Were you even around when I didn't care about being banned?

There IS category 5 yet...

quote: ...and in any case - the insults were for the losers doing the act itself until such a barrage came my way from those uninvolved.

Ah, well...it seemed the "fagwhine" about traffic comment was directed at someone who had brought up the traffic nuisance it created...

	10-09-2003 08:29									#89
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Yeah well, such is life.

quote: THOSE POOR COMMUTERS, FORCED TO LOOK AT PROMOTIONAL STUNTS AND CRASH

Sorry. Fagwhine just kind of materialized in my head at that instant and I didn't want to wait to use it

	10-09-2003 08:31									#90
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka Nah. I just observe that the people who intend on making others miserable must have some reason to do so - and that in this case it's because said target has milked the naive world well.

Well on that civil note I'll leave you, I have another 23% of territory to conquer on RON before bedtime.

BTW read page 1, I do like his card tricks, it's not personal