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There you go. I wouldnt be surprised if the biggest buyers were neaderdal britons at the time.


So, during your brief flirtation with civilization, you spent your time making statues with small d1cks so you could export them to Britain?

No wonder it didn't last

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we did some other minor stuff as well but yes, selling small d!cked statues to insecure rag clothed britons must have been the best of laughs. still is.

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bare in mind also that the male genitalia has the ability to expand if properly stimulated.

i'm not sure wether know that in chester.

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bare in mind also that the male genitalia has the ability to expand if properly stimulated.


If thats the case, one look at your women would explain the sorry state of Greek genitalia.

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did what you said make sense to you?

two things to remember: you're english, you're one of the most un-erotic species in the world. you can't compare with lesser d!cks, let alone the glorious greek ones.

and with these harsh realities i shall part company and expect to find you wiser and with a good penis enlargment device next time we speak.

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some were made that way so as not to intimidate the foreign buyers.


The rest were made that way to de-emphasise the least attractive part of the male human anatomy. I mean, let's face it - it's not pretty, no matter what Mapplethorpe does to it, and he was a freaking connoiseur AND professional photographer.

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I'm so glad you guys don't post pics of yourselves in your avatars, otherwise my typing would suffer melodramatically.


Can't take your eyes off, eh?

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Yep, nothing I like better than ogling a bunch of middle-aged fairies.

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Perhaps if I switched to Depp?

 
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