04-10-2003 16:56									#151
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Love is ... oral sex without preconditions.

	04-10-2003 17:17									#152
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You're a gentleman and a scholar, FrustratedPoet.

	04-10-2003 18:31									#153
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FP, please.... let it be clean at least

	05-10-2003 00:38									#154
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quote: BK, stop quoting me in your sig

You made me laugh for 10 minutes, I felt I should share the humour with others.

	05-10-2003 02:50									#155
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oh well...

	05-10-2003 02:51									#156
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BTW, pelvic muscle training has a significance far beyond post-natal issues, and not only for women either

	05-10-2003 03:57									#157
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Love is when you start making plans to KILL anyone you catch talikng to her.

	05-10-2003 05:49									#158
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quote: Love is when you start making plans to KILL anyone you catch talikng to her.

...or, more seriously, when you don't. I believe that one truly in love wishes nothing but happiness for the object of that love, even if it isn't with you. Yet, you'd be crushed if they didn't chose you. Sort of a paradox.

PS: Yes, I realize the quote wasn't serious, but it just worked so well...

	05-10-2003 07:02									#159
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quote: Originally posted by Kirnwaffen I believe that one truly in love wishes nothing but happiness for the object of that love, even if it isn't with you.

Object?

Human beings aren't objects! In fact, objectification of women has always been a big problem.

	05-10-2003 07:05									#160
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At least I know what love isn't. Love is not sympathy. Love is not pity. Love is not charity.

	05-10-2003 07:46									#161
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quote: Human beings aren't objects! In fact, objectification of women has always been a big problem.

*sigh*

Fine. Make it "person that you love". Sorry. Semantics will be the end of me...

	05-10-2003 08:17									#162
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quote: Originally posted by Kirnwaffen *sigh* Fine. Make it "person that you love". Sorry. Semantics will be the end of me...

Sorry, it's just an issue I have been tangling with other people for years.

	05-10-2003 08:33									#163
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quote: Originally posted by Kirnwaffen PS: Yes, I realize the quote wasn't serious, but it just worked so well...

Because it's TRUE! Come on, admit it, you're only human. You'd KILL anyone who touches her.

	05-10-2003 08:37									#164
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quote: You'd KILL anyone who touches her.

Yes, even I have to admit that I feel that way.

Especially when it's some drunk bozo in a bar.

	05-10-2003 08:54									#165
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quote: BTW, pelvic muscle training has a significance far beyond post-natal issues, and not only for women either

You're preaching to the choir, Eurocom.

	05-10-2003 09:09									#166
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quote: Originally posted by Dr Strangelove Because it's TRUE! Come on, admit it, you're only human. You'd KILL anyone who touches her.

I admit jealousy sometimes gets the better of me.

If not kill, at least grevious body harm.

	05-10-2003 09:25									#167
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Most importantly of all, love is a verb.

	05-10-2003 09:31									#168
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quote: Originally posted by Dr Strangelove Because it's TRUE! Come on, admit it, you're only human. You'd KILL anyone who touches her.

ive had a "you can **** anyone you meet during relationship" relationship once. It worked out quite well and I didnt abuse the rule as much as I thought I would.

	06-10-2003 06:41									#169
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How did it turn out?

I tried that, and hated the arrangement.

	06-10-2003 07:10									#170
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IMO, that's not a romantic relation.

	07-10-2003 02:08									#171
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quote: Originally posted by Ben Kenobi Yes, even I have to admit that I feel that way. Especially when it's some drunk bozo in a bar.

Maybe she'd be impressed if you just started fight with the bozo.

Unless she could kick his a55 herself - then I don't know what you should do. Maybe kick your own a55 and go for sympathy.

	07-10-2003 02:14									#172
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Jealousy is a sill emotion that stems from a lack of trust, and more a sign that what is being felt is lust and not love.

Love is given, lust is received.

Thus, jealousy is a feeling begotten from selfishness.

If one is less selfish with their love towards their lover then there would be no jealousy.

	07-10-2003 03:31									#173
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quote: Maybe she'd be impressed if you just started fight with the bozo.

There are other ways to discourage someone. I actually did not react until I saw her feeling uncomfortable. I looked over while we were dancing in a club, and saw the bozo grab her by the shoulder.

He was totally drunk, falling over himself. I just stepped in, and he got the drift.

quote: Unless she could kick his a55 herself - then I don't know what you should do.

Thanks for the image st. swithin.

Japher:

quote: Jealousy is a sill emotion that stems from a lack of trust, and more a sign that what is being felt is lust and not love. Love is given, lust is received. Thus, jealousy is a feeling begotten from selfishness

Agreed. Something I have to work on, since I do have trust issues from my first girlfriend who cheated on me.

"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy...

	18-10-2003 00:54									#174
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...Love is not blind. It seeks to heal, it causes pain, it will drive a man insane."

	18-10-2003 04:20									#175
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quote: Love is ... oral sex without preconditions.

isn't that a line from bbc coupling? first series episode... i think...

	18-10-2003 05:57									#176
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If it is I'm ashamed I didn't notice. That series is one of the funniest things I've seen in ages

Love is... oh I dunno, I just know I am

	18-10-2003 07:07									#177
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"Just whisper those three magic words that make me lose all control..."

"No prenuptial agreemMMNHHH!"

Billy Gates is a lucky guy.

	19-10-2003 03:16									#178
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found it. (i'd downloaded all three series off bittorrent.)
series 1, episode 4, "inferno".

quote: 2.23: Jane: Maybe tidying is true love. 2.26: Sally: Nah... oral sex. 2.28: Susan: Yeah, when you're still doing it without preconditions. 2.31: Jane: You do oral sex without preconditions? 2.34: Susan: Sure. 2.34: Sally: Absolutely. 2.35: Jane: Well, how do you get anything done around the house? 2.40: Susan: You get a man in. 2.41: Jane: You know, I think I've always misunderstood that phrase.

	19-10-2003 04:11									#179
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...the answer to self-destruction over self-improvement.