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Comrade Tassadar is offline Comrade Tassadar
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Aug 2005
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Or maybe some liberal

chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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I wanna start a blog about my stupid city.

Jacksonvillany and other tales of Floridiocy!

Two, yes TWO cars were knocked off a bridge this year. Same bridge. They had stopped because of somthing in the roadway (ine one case a ladder, in another, an accident), and some ******* rearends them, knocks them off the bridge, and kills them. WTF!

Today some stupid piece of white trash with her baby just tossed litter on the ground right in front of us.

Drake Tungsten is offline Drake Tungsten
Prince
Knee deep in alien womyn...
Oct 2001
time: 14:30
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Angelo was walking towards the coat room today, when he clipped one of the classroom tables with his hip. Feeling slighted, he cursed at the table and swung his leg to kick the corner he'd bumped into. He missed the table leg by inches and sent his foot smashing into the underside of the table. He screamed and bent down to grab his toes, banging his head against the topside of the table.

At this point Angelo started crying, fell on his butt, and started trying to take his shoe off. He leaned forward to untie his shoe and hit his forehead against the edge of the table. After this he just curled up into a ball. I have never seen a tard lose a fight with an inanimate object quite as badly as this.




Great site, Oerdin.

Asmodean is offline Asmodean
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Aarhus, Denmark
Aug 1999
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I kinda like www.joeuser.com

Originally it was just Blogs from Brad Wardell (the guy behind Galactic Civilizations). But now everybody can create an ID there, and start blogging. (can you do that, BTW..."verberize" blog??)



Asmodean

uh Clem is offline uh Clem
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Born in the US; damned if I know where I live now
Nov 1999
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Cool  Old Post 20-09-2003 23:23 Visit uh Clem's homepage!
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Today some stupid piece of white trash with her baby just tossed litter on the ground right in front of us.


J-ville is putting a strain on your solidarity with the masses, comrade.

Ecthy is offline Ecthy
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Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
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Put an end to popups!

DT

Oerdin, yours is nice too

Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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Whale-raping abomination
Aug 2000
time: 05:30
  Old Post 21-09-2003 00:24
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Are there any that are both ridiculously easy to use and free?

Asmodean is offline Asmodean
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Aarhus, Denmark
Aug 1999
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#18: Supermarket serves fresh tard:

I was going through the supermarket around 12:00AM last night. I usually shop late at night, as there is less of a chance of bumping into anyone I know. I was going through frozen food section, when I see one of my tards on the other side of the freezer glass, mashed in between packages of frozen corn and peas. He was smiling and fogging up the window while beating on the glass and saying "Miss Hammon!" over and over.



I'm think to myself, "What a ****ed up supermarket--they serve frozen tard."

After that I thought, "Were the hell are his parents?". I was relieved to find that it was one of the push open kinds of freezer doors as he let himself out and walked over to me. I told him what he was doing is very dangerous and he could suffocate. This agitated him, and he consequently told me I was a **** and that he thought I would like the surprise. He then spit on the floor and walked away.


I never found out if he was with his parents or not




Some of this stuff just has to be made up. Nobody is that stupid.



Asmodean

realpolitic is offline realpolitic
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Rogue States of America
Mar 2002
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Great blog Oerdin, I'm laughing so hard I almost don't feel guilty about enjoying this.

Oerdin is offline Oerdin
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of Internet Music.
Sep 2001
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I don't know. Some of those tards can just be... well... retarded.

Asmodean is offline Asmodean
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Aarhus, Denmark
Aug 1999
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The site says that the person writing this blog is a teacher of retards. If I was a parent of a retard (or mentally challenged child), I wouldn't feel comfortable knowing that the teachers think so little of my child. Retard or not.

But it is still funny

Asmodean

Stefu is offline Stefu
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CLOWNS WIT DA DOWNS 4 LIFE YO!
Jan 1970
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TardBlog is a guilty pleasure, but has it been updated for a while?

I don't follow any blogs with a strident regularity, but I often check out MeFi for funny links and Reason's blog for interesting and informative links. I also occasionally follow Howard Dean campaign's blog for frightening examples of cult-like behavior, especially when they have a big fundraiser (such as now.) "I may have sold my pants, my left kidney and my firstborn son, and it looks like it's going to be dumpster diving for my food for the next 4 months, but that doesn't matter when I know I can donate another 500$ for Howard!"

Pekka is offline Pekka
Chieftain
em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
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Yup don't worry my blog is coming just fine. It's maybe not the best one around, but the subject should be interesting anyway.

Sloww, unfortunately I haven't done that.... yet.


Japher, still dirt poor, have a place now and trying to figure out how to afford it . Internet connection should be mine in 4 to 5 weeks, so then I'll be able to maybe put that blog online, maybe. I've written a fake diary, but I'm not sure if it's good or not. I think it could be a failure as well. But if one person believes it, then it was all worth it . Back to class.

Tattila the Hun is offline Tattila the Hun
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Tornio
Oct 2002
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  Old Post 24-09-2003 16:17
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Tard blog pisses me of. It's not nice to laugh at them.

Laugh at idiots if you must.

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
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Tired of ads?

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Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Are there any that are both ridiculously easy to use and free?


If someone hasn't found you one by tomorrow, I'll look into it for you. On the condition that you post a link to your work afterwards.

Pekka is offline Pekka
Chieftain
em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
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Skanky, admit it, you're lazy, aren't you!

I'm also looking for host, Asuka was kind enough to say he'd host it but I'm not sure if I want to smut his space. After all, it's porn. It's kind of kinky to post about porn during programming class.. I find it.. arousing... programming and porn.... the two elements of life! And large weapons. That's the third missing element.

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
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Of course I'm lazy! I'm also heading to bed now.

lord of the mark is offline lord of the mark
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FUKCOV - Former United Kingdom Colony of Virginia
Dec 2000
time: 00:30
  Old Post 24-09-2003 18:25
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best politics/international relations blog:

Oxblog, By a bunch of American Rhodes Scholars.

VetLegion is offline VetLegion
Prince

Sep 1999
time: 06:30
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It's kind of kinky to post about porn during programming class.. I find it.. arousing... programming and porn.... the two elements of life! And large weapons. That's the third missing element.




he's back!

Japher is offline Japher
Prince
Ook! Ook! Ack! Ack! Ack!
Jun 2002
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Yeah, Pekka!

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
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  Old Post 25-09-2003 05:22
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http://www.blog-city.com/

Free, and apparently easy.

OzzyKP is offline OzzyKP
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Rockville, MD
Oct 1999
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http://www.yrnyc.org/

This is a new blog, but its for a good cause and now that its up and running looks pretty good.

Pekka is offline Pekka
Chieftain
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Feb 2002
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VetLegion, Japher, thanks . Feels good to be back.

Ecthy is offline Ecthy
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Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
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  Old Post 25-09-2003 14:38
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programming is just so low life...

Pekka is offline Pekka
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Feb 2002
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Beats flipping burgers. Also beats pumping gas.

Pekka is offline Pekka
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Feb 2002
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But seriously now I have to go again. Have a mentally healthy day. Release the demons.

Ecthy is offline Ecthy
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Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
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*releases*

ah... it feels so.. released!

FrustratedPoet is offline FrustratedPoet
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All Glory To The Hypnotoad!
Mar 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by Pekka
Beats flipping burgers. Also beats pumping gas.


Nothing beats pumping ass.

Ecthy is offline Ecthy
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Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
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Suffering from ads?

So you do programming for money. That's alright. You put it like it's also a good habit. Which it isn't.

Pekka is offline Pekka
Chieftain
em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002
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Of course it's a good habit. And as of now I don't get paid for programming, since I'm studying it, hoping to be a software engineer. But you see, you can pass the tests and get the MD and be the programmer who just passed and got the degree. Who is going to hire you these days, especially when you don't have 100+ years of programming experience in regular job for respected company? Average and you might get something, but you have to be GOOD, and one way to show it is getting that degree with excellent remarks and that requires lots of work in your free time.

 
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