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Chemical Ollie is offline Chemical Ollie
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quote:
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat

Which street is this?


The Royal Palace

And sorry for the misunderstanding Oerdin, but you did not make it clear enough.

Edit: OK yes you did - you called her a whore - I'm sure she is (the California slut, that is)

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Got spare money?

Thanks Sloww, for providing a first for me.

That is the first member of any royal family that I've seen whom I consider to be ****gable. Usually, they are horse faced inbreds, but Princess Who-cares-what-her-name-is-check-out-those-jugs can call me anytime.

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Normally, I am not known for going with the crowd, but in this case, I have to say:
you are a dipshit.


Wow, you Texans must not have very many good looking women down there.

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The princess is a walking tribute to Duck Tape.

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Normally, I am not known for going with the crowd, but in this case, I have to say:
you are a dipshit.


Lefty, she's awful looking. Everything about her screams, "no class."

I wouldn't touch her with yours.

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Want to touch the Princess!

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quote:
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Wow, you Texans must not have very many good looking women down there.



No, no, no.
As a matter of fact, Texas has the overall most beautiful women in the World.

No. Not true. Never mind.
I don't want all you hounds to come sniffing around down here.

Chemical Ollie is offline Chemical Ollie
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No, no, no.
As a matter of fact, Texas has the overall most beautiful women in the World.



My cousin lives in Dallas. She's a real babe, and married to an oil millionarie. They met when she smashed his car in a parking lot. Sounds ridiculous but it's true!

MichaeltheGreat is offline MichaeltheGreat
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Originally posted by Oerdin


ARE YOU ON CRACK?

Sure, she's a whore who'll screw any guy the director pays her to screw and she's had loads of plastic surgury but damn if she isn't a little hottie. :drool:


Actually, the website photos are from airbrushed studio shots. In her first live appearances when everyone was doing all the filing, she looked more like a high mileage roadhouse whore than like her website photos.

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See? Ollie can tell you. He knows.

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quote:
Originally posted by monkspider Wow, you Texans must not have very many good looking women down there.
Well, they do tend tospend alot of time at the dermatologist when they get older because of all the solar radiation.

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Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat


Actually, the website photos are from airbrushed studio shots. In her first live appearances when everyone was doing all the filing, she looked more like a high mileage roadhouse whore than like her website photos.


All entries in this months Apolyton "Spot the Porn King" are due by the 30th.

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I saw her on the TV news when they were interviewing the frootloop candidates at the LA County registrar of voters back on registration deadline day. She looked positively skanky - to the point you couldn't image that the porn industry would be that hard up, or that people would pay to see that in a movie.

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I saw her on the TV news when they were interviewing the frootloop candidates at the LA County registrar of voters back on registration deadline day. She looked positively skanky - to the point you couldn't image that the porn industry would be that hard up, or that people would pay to see that in a movie.


Nicely dodged.

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That's where I saw her as well, the first time.

Chemical Ollie is offline Chemical Ollie
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I learn a lot of English surfin' on 'Poly. Here's a word not found in my heavy dictionary:
quote:
Skanky

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That's where I saw her as well, the first time.


And the lies are flowing thick and fast....

But no one has yet tried, "I went around to my friend's house and a video of her was playing."



You all watch porn!!! You dirty perverts!!!! God will send you to burn!!!!

Chemical Ollie is offline Chemical Ollie
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There is no God. Religion is a drug for the people.

Just watch those fake tits bouncing and feel happy about it...

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quote:
God will send you to burn!!!!


No communist should call upon God.

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Well, if Mary Carey wins, I'll move to Sweden. She claims to be number 6 in the polls.

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She did porn? Titles, people

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Ollie: Skanky is a slang word which means dirty, sluty, or nasty. It is only used to describe women and they will get very pissed off if you call them it.

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I'm not famililar with exact titles, but she says is a contract player for Kick Ass productions.

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As far as "opiates of the people" are concerned, religion has nothing on video.

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Wow
...and honestly, who cares if she looks a little skanky and ridden IRL. She's freaking European Monarchy, in PORN!

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I think Zylka is confused. I muddied up the water by bringing up a port actress who is running for Governor of California.

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quote:
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There is no God. Religion is a drug for the people.

Just watch those fake tits bouncing and feel happy about it...


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Im with monk. decent looking typical girl with moneys to boost her looks.

Thats all.

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OH NO! No princess plunging? No hot rammings up the Jutland? *SOB*

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Well, you can console yourself with a Mariah Carey look alike instead.

 
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