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David - it was ALL a plot to TRICK you, and leave the Province to work as an international diamond thief in the NWT (NEVER paying you back that owed king's ransom)
HAHH HAHAHA AAA haaA!!
I am here voluntarily, but only because my parents think it is the logical last step in "recovery". Oh yes, if Dad could see the tax dollars of this province spent showing crackheads grade 7 health videos. Wow, is crack ever huge in this neck of the woods!
All I can think about right now is crack, actually. I haven't even smoked the *$#@ before - either; but the "Addiction center" sure seems to be living up to its name! I also think I'll be smoking by the time out. LONG LIVE B&H
Ready for that shower?
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Zylka
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...because we all couldn't graduate from GUDGER college.
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Zylka
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No cheques for you ever, because YOU SAW IT COMING, SMARTYPANTS
HAHA all of the young staff dressed up in jeans/hoodies today to stop alienating themselves from the clientelle, as I suggested. And hear's a convo with the *tch head nurse everyone hates that has the young blonde reception girl finally smiling for me!
Diane: It's time for 20 minute "relaxation" in room 9, James
Me: ok
Barbara the talk show native: JAMES, is yer last name * - because it has a note for a package for "Joe *" up front I think is for you!
Me: ok
Nurse Bill: James, I have to get your blood pressure here, alright?
Me: ok
Nurse hoe: JAMES - IT'S TIME FOR YOUR MEDICATION, over here. You need to take it RIGHT NOW
Me: OKAY! GREAT!!!
*Insolent slouch on arrival to desk*
Do I have a package waiting for me here in detox?
Nurse hoe: I DON'T KNOW.
Me: Do you work in detox?
Nurse hoe: I don't need ATTITUDE from YOU or ANYONE
Me: Sorry, THAT was just COMMON SENSE
Nurse: Take your medication. ALL OF IT
Me: I don't take these two until before bed.
Nurse: Well GO TO BED
Me: I'm going to play volleyball now *cheeky smile*
*Nurse grits, having been sole opposition to granting me gym priveleges*
Nurse: Well then hand those pills back to me, and you BE HERE to take them at 11:00
Nurse: NOT IN MY HAND - I CAN'T TOUCH THEM
Me: ok, bye
*Blonde receptionist wets panties*
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Well, I hope that little self promotion of myself as a "har-core" bad-ass as they so might say will change your mind to send me 5$ CDN through paypall. Do it before 11:00 - NOW!
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26-09-2003 02:33
ACK!
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