03-10-2003 13:55									#31
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I have a buck ****ing knife.

	03-10-2003 13:57									#32
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quote: Originally posted by Boshko I have a very nice kitchen knife. I call it Carrot Bane, no carrot has survived it yet.

	03-10-2003 13:57									#33
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There is no obvious response.

	03-10-2003 14:17									#34
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A knife-tread? And I though there already where a club-thread for finns...

	03-10-2003 14:20									#35
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Knife-tread? Is that like a toe spike?

	03-10-2003 14:34									#36
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Oh yes there is Mad Monk, there is one 3xtremely lame responce...

	03-10-2003 14:36									#37
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Why a spoon?

	03-10-2003 14:37									#38
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Was that it?

	03-10-2003 14:40									#39
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quote: Why a spoon?

Because it's DULL, you twit, it'll hurt more!

	03-10-2003 14:44									#40
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quote: Originally posted by DaShi Kendo is better. Who wants to spend their time groping sweaty guys all day?

They aren't all guys in my experience.

	03-10-2003 14:47									#41
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Damn, Sikander just inadvertantly located a flaw in my judo-taking plans. The last thing I need is to provide my female students with another opportunity to grope me.

	03-10-2003 14:56									#42
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten Damn, Sikander just inadvertantly located a flaw in my judo-taking plans. The last thing I need is to provide my female students with another opportunity to grope me.

Maybe I can stand in for you. I'm sure that I can take a little peril. In fact a bit of peril might be just the thing for me.

	03-10-2003 14:58									#43
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You say that now, but you'll be singing a different tune once the keisatsu come looking for you.

	03-10-2003 15:14									#44
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten You say that now, but you'll be singing a different tune once the keisatsu come looking for you.

Perhaps the Volga Boatmen's song, I always like that one.

	03-10-2003 15:17									#45
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I'll try to learn that one.

Anyway, I'm off to get drunk. Have a nice Friday.

	03-10-2003 15:20									#46
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten I'll try to learn that one. Anyway, I'm off to get drunk. Have a nice Friday.

Thanks. I'll be hoisting my first one in about 3 hours.

	03-10-2003 16:26									#47
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quote: Originally posted by The Mad Monk I have a spoon.

There is no spoon

I have a small Swiss army knife. It doesn't have all the funky tools, but it has the most important ones (knife, scissors, screwdriver).

	03-10-2003 16:31									#48
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THATS IT ZOP
I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

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	03-10-2003 18:25									#49
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Gerber MkII

(not this particular one)

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	03-10-2003 18:58									#50
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quote: Originally posted by The Mad Monk I have a spoon.

That's not a spoon.
That's a spoon!

	03-10-2003 19:36									#51
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Ah, I see you've played knifey-spoony before.

	03-10-2003 20:18									#52
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How can the obvious line from The Matrix be worse than the obvious line from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves? Robin Hood is objectively the cheesier movie...

quote: Thanks. I'll be hoisting my first one in about 3 hours.

You're a champ.

	03-10-2003 20:50									#53
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Robin Hood???

Did I miss the version with Paul Hogan in?

	03-10-2003 21:12									#54
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Small word of warning. If you are going to use a folding knife of any sort get one with a locking blade. The bigger Victorinox Swiss Army knives have a locking mechanism. The reason is simple - I have a scar across my index finger where a pocket knife folded up whilst I was using it. Not recommended.

For a cheap survival type knife try a replica of the US Navy WWII pilots survival knife. Then it doesn't matter if you break or lose it. I've had mine for nearly 20 years of occasional use and it is still in good condition.

Switchblades look impressive but the mechanisms can be fragile. A butterfly knife is a better option once you get the hang of using it. Unfortunately they are now illegal in the UK - damn politicians!

	03-10-2003 21:16									#55
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I have a good 'guerilla' knife I acquired while in the army. It's really good IMO, good in the woods you can practically chop down trees, well it's not a machete, it's knife but it's very good steele. Very good steele. Good grip, which you need if you push it through the stomach and it gets stuck (maybe lack of air, I don't know but it's really hard to get your knife back), so good grip helps you to not lose it. It's practical and all that. But I DO NOT carry it with me under any circumtances. Even if the other guy had gun, cops would still say 'your knife is superior to that gun'. So no.. and I don't really need it anymore.

But yes, I have a great knife and I love it. Too bad I can't shoot with it though!

	04-10-2003 00:38									#56
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I have my Great-Grandfather's bayonet, but I doubt I could remove it from the 100-year-old rifle it's attached to. I think it's been there since the relief of Mafeking.

I have my Great-Uncle's scout knife- a classic old carbon-steel sheath knife with a 6-inch blade.

	04-10-2003 22:56									#57
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I my Lapp Knife I got in the army. Great for eg. hiking, you can use it for basically everything, chopping wood, cleaning fish, eating, self defence (not that I'd ever need it for that purpose).

	05-10-2003 11:58									#58
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my gun thread gets closed, but this one remains open. wtf!

I have a butterfly knife. I think the official name is balisong.

I also have my knife I use at work all the time. It's a little big, some peopel are shocked when I pull it out. They always ask if it's legal.

Is there a limit on the length of blade you can carry around?

	08-10-2003 14:33									#59
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Depends on the region you're in.

...otherwise you would see me with my broadsword.

	08-10-2003 17:09									#60
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident my gun thread gets closed, but this one remains open. wtf! I have a butterfly knife. I think the official name is balisong. I also have my knife I use at work all the time. It's a little big, some peopel are shocked when I pull it out. They always ask if it's legal. Is there a limit on the length of blade you can carry around?

Balisong is IIRC a brand name for mediocre quality knives, especially butterfly types.

If you carry your knife in the open or in a sheath it doesn't matter how big it is. If you carry it hidden, then in many states it would be illegal (concealed weapon) unless the blade is less than 4".