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GhengisFarb is offline GhengisFarb
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Those tigers have no sense for good taste these days


I know. Eating Germans...

Maybe they like saurkraut...........

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Laughing so hard... feeling so guilty about it... damn you, Laz.

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In case you didn't know, it was Roy's 59th birthday. Laugh it up, you sick ****s.

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How serious where the wounds? Maybe he can get a Darwin award.

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In case you didn't know, it was Roy's 59th birthday. Laugh it up, you sick ****s.


Well if you're going to let off party poppers around Bengal Tigers it's bound to be tears before bedtime....

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Just think, he'll have an instant conversation starter while at parties. I mean everyone can ask him how he got tiger tooth marks on his forhead.

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Just think, he'll have an instant conversation starter while at parties.


Don't you think being one half of the gayest magic show on Earth was already a conversation starter?

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Amy Sherman, who was sitting in the front row with her mother about 10 yards away from the stage, said the attack happened right after Horn introduced the tiger, saying it was the animal's first performance.

"Right after that, the tiger kind of turned its head and bit him on the arm," Sherman said. "Roy started taking a microphone and started whapping the tiger on the head."

The tiger, who was on a short leash, then dragged Horn to the ground and they struggled before the tiger dragged him behind a curtain by his neck, she said. Trainers on stage rushed to aid Horn, trying to subdue the tiger.

"We just heard all this commotion behind the curtain and you could hear Roy scream," Sherman said. "Everyone at our table was kind of looking at each other, like 'Oh my God,'" she said.

After about a minute, which Sherman's mother said seemed like forever, Siegfried appeared on stage.

"You could tell he was really shook up, and he just said, 'I'm sorry but the show is over, and you know, the show has been canceled'" Joyce Edenholl said.

"Everyone there I think , thought it was part of the act, because no one really freaked out," Kirk Baser said. "When it grabbed him and dragged him off the stage, I thought maybe it was like some magic trick where they switch a rag doll or something."

A group of Australians said they witnessed the attack from the front row of the crowded theater, and also thought it was just part of the show.



I'm ashamed to say that I found that last point very, very funny. Ah, long live national stereotypes....

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How serious where the wounds? Maybe he can get a Darwin award.

I hadn't thought about that. My all time favorite was the guy who put a rocket engine in his car and all they found was a crash on the side of a mountain in the middle of no where..........

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he appears to be stable now...

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Creepy... Tired of ads?

Didn't the Onion publish this opinion piece a couple days before Roy was attacked? That's one hell of a coincidence...

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How serious where the wounds? Maybe he can get a Darwin award.


It's not like he was ever going to procreate anyway.

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He's on a respirator.

They said "he was responding to visitors".

As opposed to communicating with them, I suppose.

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bet that ruined his day.

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It's not like he was ever going to procreate anyway.

Good point.

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Jeez..you guys should grow up. The guy got ****ing mauled by an animal in front of all sorts of people.
Hope he makes it...


hey these guys really helped put my town on the map.

but you know what? they knew the risks. they are messing with a deadly animal.

He was tapping the animal on the nose (almost hitting the animal) with the microphone.

you have to expect this kind of thing to happen

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So we all misunderstood the good Tiger:

http://edition.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ....roy/index.html

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Did you see that guy in Harlem who had the tiger and alligator in his apartment? What a lunatic. The police had to tranq them to get them out.

Of course the owner of the creatures wasn't at home; he was in hospital suffering from animal bites.

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Did you see that guy in Harlem who had the tiger and alligator in his apartment? What a lunatic. The police had to tranq them to get them out.


You have to wonder when the owner thought a tiger wasn't a cute cuddly household pet. The thing grew to 400 lbs., and the owner had to abandon the apartment and quickly throw raw chickens through the door to feed it.

F--king stupid people.

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Yes. Tigers need large bones to gnaw on to insure good dental health. A steady diet of raw chickens will lead to premature tooth loss.

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Tiger attack "a fluke"...

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(Oct. 8) -- Casino mogul Steve Wynn is one of the people who know Siegfried and Roy best. He is one of the duos closest of friends and hired the illusionists when he built The Mirage in 1990. He even built a special theater just for their show.

Wynn gave an exclusive interview to Eyewitness News Anchor, Gary Waddell on Wednesday. He says that, "What happened Friday night was a fluke, something that never should have occurred. And something that no one could have foreseen." He continued to say, "That even as Roy was being carried off stage by the tiger, he was saying he didn't want anything to happen to the cat."

Even though Wynn was in Idaho on Friday night when the incident happened on stage, he was one of the first people called. He flew home Saturday morning and went staright to the hospital to visit Roy. He then began the task of trying to figure out how something like this could happen.

Wynn said for sure that Montecore did not attack Roy Horn. He said that reports that Roy was attacked are false. A string of unfortunate events led to the tiger carrying Roy of stage as if he were a cub. "Montecore would never attack Roy. In a way, the tiger was trying to protect him."

Wynn spoke to many people who were on the scene and pieced together the following new information:

"As Roy was leading Montecore out to stage front on a leash, the cat became fascinated and distracted by woman with a big hairdo in the front row. Instead of Montecore going down facing forward with Roy, he did a 90-degree turn and faced sideways towards the woman with the big hairdo. For whatever reason, Montecore was fascinated and distracted by the guest sitting ringside."

"Montecore got down on all fours and puts his 26-inch head four inches away from of the woman. She thinks this is adorable and part of the show and reaches out to try and rub him under his chin. Roy is talking and sees this move. That's way wrong all the way around. As usual the heroic fellow that he is, Roy jumps between the woman and the tiger."

At that point, Roy tried to get the tiger's attention by pulling back on the leash and saying, "No, no, no, no. Come on, get up". Montecore, as if to say, "No, I'm not ready yet" does not respond. Roy continued to command him to get up.

"The tiger gently reached up and grabbed Roy's right arm with his jaws between Roy's elbow and wrist in a very gentle way."

Roy did not receive so much as a scratch on his arm, nor was his costume torn.

"That's how gentle Montecore's grip was on Roy."

This behavior is similar to how a housecat or a dog might react -- as a gentle warning -- without hurting the person it loves.

"Roy loudly commanded the cat to release its grip by saying, "No, no, no, no. Release, release," several times. He had to whack him with the rubber microphone several times to try and get the tiger to release the grip. This didn't hurt the tiger, but it did make a loud noise."

"Roy continued to pull on Montecore's leash not realizing that the cat had put its big paw behind one of his legs. Roy falls backwards on stage over the paw of Montecore lying flat on his back. Four stagehands rush out and jump on the cat. Montecore gets confused; he's supposed to be with Roy walking off stage. What's going on?"

"Roy is lying down in front of him with his feet towards the audience, his head towards the curtain. Montecore gets up and as cool as a cucumber, leans over and picks up Roy like a cub on the right side of his neck. Not a bite, not an attack. He picks him up."

"There was no damage to Roy's neck, but there were two puncture wounds and one of those teeth went through Roy's vertebral artery. Severed it, the one behind his neck that's what caused the stroke and massive bleeding putting him in a near death situation."

"Montecore picked up Roy with all the excitement and walks with perfect blocking according to the act. Does his exit at the right speed, right off stage left and goes into his cage, which is where he goes to get transported home."

"He goes into the cage and tries to bring Roy in with him. Stagehands backstage used a technique that made Montecore release Roy. They closed the door on Montecore and Roy lay on the floor bleeding."

Roy was then rushed to UMC.

Wynn underscores that Montecore was acting to protect Roy. He explained that during a lethal attack, a predator's instinct is to violently grab its prey by the neck, vigorously shakes its head snapping the neck of its prey. This is not what happened.

While Gary Waddell was with Steve Wynn today, he got a call from Bernie Yuman, Siegfried and Roy's manager. Yuman said that they had just brought Roy's dog to visit him in the hospital and that Roy had responded by petting the dog.

That's good news. And probably pretty good therapy for a man whose life's work has been loving and caring for animals. Wynn also says he's been told that they are starting to ween Roy off the life support systems in order to let his body function on its own. If that's successful, that will be a very big step in Roy's recovery.


http://klastv.com/Global/story.asp?...12&nav=168XIQs2

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The Japanese have no understanding of sarcasm, either. I think you may have discovered a previously unknown prerequisite for fascism.



That reminds me of the Simpsons where the Mensa Society took over Springfield.

Professor: "I'm ready for you this time, I've invented the sarcasm detector!

Comic Store Guy: "A sarcasm detector, now there's a really great invention."

Professor: (staring at the SD readout) "It's off the charts!"

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"As Roy was leading Montecore out to stage front on a leash, the cat became fascinated and distracted by woman with a big hairdo in the front row."

Erica Bad-do?

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He was attacked by a Manticore?!?

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Besides, tigers are so cute and cuddly.


You ever cuddle a tiger? It's like rubbing a horse hair brush against your face. And that's the kittens.

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You have to wonder when the owner thought a tiger wasn't a cute cuddly household pet. The thing grew to 400 lbs., and the owner had to abandon the apartment and quickly throw raw chickens through the door to feed it.

F--king stupid people.


Sorry, but that is really funny.

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At first I thought they were bullshitting when they said it wasn't an attack. It seemed like they were trying to defend the tiger.

But I suppose if it was a real attack Roy would be dead.

The show has officially been cancelled. 202 employees were laid off.

 
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