05-10-2003 16:25									#31
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So the President writing a cheesy poem to his wife is an issue of importance to you? If only my life were so simple.

	05-10-2003 16:30									#32
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Not importance. But I am embarrassed that my president seems to be a complete moron, and every new bit of evidence that confirms that makes me wince just a little more.

	05-10-2003 16:41									#33
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So, is Bush is devious, evil man or a drooling idiot? I hear both on these boards and can't help but think that neither side has any idea what the **** they're talking about...

	05-10-2003 16:50									#34
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Can't he be both evil and stupid?

	05-10-2003 16:53									#35
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quote: Can't he be both evil and stupid?

Yes, but stupid evil people don't usually manage to be the source of all the world's ills, as Bush is supposed to be.

Nice location field, BTW. One of my all-time favorite quotes.

	05-10-2003 17:02									#36
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Oh sweet lord Jesus its real I was laughing at the great onion parody until I saw that the link went to CNN

	05-10-2003 17:18									#37
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten Yes, but stupid evil people don't usually manage to be the source of all the world's ills, as Bush is supposed to be.

Quite true. The source of all the world's ills are often good-hearted intelligent people who think they know what everyone else wants.

quote: Nice location field, BTW. One of my all-time favorite quotes.

	05-10-2003 17:23									#38
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quote: The source of all the world's ills are often good-hearted intelligent people who think they know what everyone else wants.

Indeed. Let's just hope these people don't unleash "dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria!"

	05-10-2003 17:25									#39
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten Yes, but stupid evil people don't usually manage to be the source of all the world's ills,

That's because stupid evil people don't usually get elected into a position of power.

	05-10-2003 17:27									#40
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quote: That's because stupid evil people don't usually get elected into a position of power.

So you're at least admitting that he was elected? That's a good first step...

	05-10-2003 17:46									#41
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten quote: That's because stupid evil people don't usually get elected into a position of power. So you're at least admitting that he was elected? That's a good first step...

And you're admitting that he's stupid and evil? We're making ground here.

	05-10-2003 18:08									#42
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Wow, our Hero-in-Chief is also a poet ... and humorist! As an American, I can't help but gush with pride! It helps hide the profound embarrassment of having a buffoon as a national leader.

Then again, maybe we should expect nothing less - Dubya is, after all, the son of a noted author. Of course, you recall Barbara Bush's celebrated work, written from the perspective of Millie, the First Dog? The ol' apple sure doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?

	05-10-2003 18:11									#43
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quote: I don't want some intellectual ***** running the best damn country on God's green Earth.

And that is why Erkki Tuomioja should never become the PM of Finland.

But anyway, why hasn't anyone commented on "lump in the bed?" The Bushes must set the White House bedroom on fire every night with the heat of the loinal action.

	05-10-2003 18:18									#44
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quote: Then again, maybe we should expect nothing less - Dubya is, after all, the son of a noted author. Of course, you recall Barbara Bush's celebrated work, written from the perspective of Millie, the First Dog? The ol' apple sure doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?

Making fun of Dubya is one thing, but insulting Barbara Bush is going too damn far. She's a national treasure, you insensitive *****.

	05-10-2003 18:19									#45
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quote: And that is why Erkki Tuomioja should never become the PM of Finland.

Agreed.

	05-10-2003 18:21									#46
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten So, is Bush is devious, evil man or a drooling idiot? I hear both on these boards and can't help but think that neither side has any idea what the **** they're talking about...

Bush is a drooling idiot.

The people who tell him what to do are devious and evil.

Does that clear things up?

(In this way, and in this way alone, is Bush the true heir to Reagan).

	05-10-2003 18:25									#47
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quote: Does that clear things up?

Yep. Another poster goes over to the tinfoil hat set. I'm so disillusioned.

	05-10-2003 18:44									#48
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten quote: Then again, maybe we should expect nothing less - Dubya is, after all, the son of a noted author. Of course, you recall Barbara Bush's celebrated work, written from the perspective of Millie, the First Dog? The ol' apple sure doesn't fall far from the tree, does it? Making fun of Dubya is one thing, but insulting Barbara Bush is going too damn far. She's a national treasure, you insensitive *****.

Ah, yes, Barbara Bush -- the woman who characterized Rep. Geraldine Ferraro as a b!tch during the 1984 campaign. Such a treasure.

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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten quote: Does that clear things up? Yep. Another poster goes over to the tinfoil hat set. I'm so disillusioned.

I submit that Bush is simply the front-man for Cheney, Rumsfeld, et al.

You submit, apparently, that Bush is actually in charge, and Cheney, Rumsfeld, et al. are taking their cues from him.

And you think which of us is donning the tinfoil chapeau?

	05-10-2003 18:48									#50
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Compared to Hillary, that's downright ladylike. Besides, Geraldine Ferraro is a *****. Bush is a treasure because she's both honest and tough.

	05-10-2003 18:51									#51
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quote: You submit, apparently, that Bush is actually in charge, and Cheney, Rumsfeld, et al. are taking their cues from him.

This would make sense, seeing as how Bush has sided with Powell and Rice on occasion in inter-administration battles. Doesn't really look like the actions of a moronic puppet, unless you have some tinfoil obscuring your view.

	05-10-2003 19:06									#52
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten quote: You submit, apparently, that Bush is actually in charge, and Cheney, Rumsfeld, et al. are taking their cues from him. This would make sense, seeing as how Bush has sided with Powell and Rice on occasion in inter-administration battles. Doesn't really look like the actions of a moronic puppet, unless you have some tinfoil obscuring your view.

Children often become confused when they hear the grown-ups arguing...

	05-10-2003 19:19									#53
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Ah geez. The guy wrote some poems to his wife. Let's waste our time whining about how much we hate them.

	05-10-2003 19:45									#54
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The Digital Revolution
Oh my goodness gracious,
What you can buy off the Internet
In terms of overhead photography!

A trained ape can know an awful lot
Of what is going on in this world,
Just by punching on his mouse
For a relatively modest cost!

Donald Rumsfeld
—June 9, 2001, following European trip

	05-10-2003 20:24									#55
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the second poem's rhythm is just a bit off in that last line.

c.

	05-10-2003 20:26									#56
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Yeah, that's why it sucks.

	05-10-2003 20:35									#57
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The Vogon Empire openly laughs at Bushy's mad poeting skillz.