07-10-2003 20:14									#31
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I see dead people...er... I mean smilies.

	07-10-2003 20:45									#32
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My accoustic, pen and paper and a learjet.

	07-10-2003 22:45									#33
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Too many items Elijah. Pen and paper can count as one though...

	07-10-2003 22:47									#34
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MrFun of course. He can do the cooking, cleaning, have sex with him and then, when bored, hunt him down like an animal to sacrifice to my pagan god.

	07-10-2003 22:48									#35
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"Oh, Starchild, you're so nasty!"

	07-10-2003 22:49									#36
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quote: non-essential item would you wish to have with you?

Not to amuze myself, but I would wan't an unlimited supply of toilet papper (2 ply)...

If it is just for amuzement purposes? A copy of some funny book like the bible or something by Al Gore or a Clinton...

	07-10-2003 22:50									#37
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Dude, you don't need toilet paper!
Just wash yourself in the sea!

	07-10-2003 22:52									#38
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No way!!! That salt would inflame my roids that I am sure to get from eating all the bananas!

Also, aren't sharks attracted to poo?

	07-10-2003 22:56									#39
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You don't **** in the ocean, you savage. That's important bio material, keep it on the island. take the crap in the forest, then cover it with soil. But do it on the edges on the forest, near the sea, so you can rapidly plunge and let the ocean waves do the job for you.

	07-10-2003 23:05									#40
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quote: Originally posted by Starchild MrFun of course. He can do the cooking, cleaning, have sex with him and then, when bored, hunt him down like an animal to sacrifice to my pagan god.

Don't you think Molly Bloom would be better for doing cooking and other domestic type chores?

	07-10-2003 23:10									#41
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I tried to post this last night, but amazingly the server was too busy at 2 o' clock in the morning.

I can see the smilies no problem. Only a couple times I had trouble loading images. I am having trouble loading threads with many pages like the football thread. If I click last page it doesn't work. I have to click on page 4 and move one by one all the way up.

As for women. women could be a pain because they nag too much. on the mainland it isn't a problem because you can go to a pub and drink. but trapped on an island with a nagging woman could be hell on earth.

so I should clarify that a woman I want should be mute.

	07-10-2003 23:11									#42
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a dumb blond.

No hassle with her that way

	07-10-2003 23:15									#43
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The mysogynists are coming out in force.

	07-10-2003 23:19									#44
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misogyny? I don't hate women, I love them.

what I do hate is nagging. And you have to admit, women nag alot.

	07-10-2003 23:22									#45
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Only because men give them reasons to nag.

	07-10-2003 23:33									#46
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I'd like to have a snooker table (plus accessories) with me.

	07-10-2003 23:36									#47
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What would you choose if you couldn't take another person with you? And you can't choose a means of escape from the island. This is supposed to be something to stop you from dying of boredom.

	07-10-2003 23:37									#48
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quote: Originally posted by Zopperoni I'd like to have a snooker table (plus accessories) with me.

	08-10-2003 00:09									#49
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Since a woman isn't an item I guess I'll have to change my vote to a Leathermen Multitool with flashlight. Normally the two come in one belt carrying case.

	08-10-2003 01:06									#50
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the batteries might go dead on you.

I'd want a fully stocked library.


that is one thing . It contains many things, but the libary is one thing.

I can't wish for a computer, because I would have no electricity. I cannot wish for a nuclear power plant, for then I would have no computer. So library is the only logical choice.

	08-10-2003 01:09									#51
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Can I wish for a fully stocked and outfitted sail boat?

	08-10-2003 01:14									#52
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And the smartasses come out in force.

	08-10-2003 01:20									#53
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quote: Too many items Elijah. Pen and paper can count as one though...

Accoustic it is then. Guess I can write in the sand and smoke some native stuff to give me the illusion of flying!

	08-10-2003 01:29									#54
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Books have been said,

I'll say binoculars, since I can write in the sand.

You would get amazing viewing out on the middle of the ocean of the night sky.

	08-10-2003 01:37									#55
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soap

	08-10-2003 01:44									#56
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Solar Powered Laptop with Civ installed on it


I win

	08-10-2003 01:59									#57
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quote: Originally posted by Sn00py Solar Powered Laptop with Civ installed on it I win

	08-10-2003 03:46									#58
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Rum...like in Pirates of the Carribean :-)

Jack Sparrow: Stop! No, not good! What are you doing? Not Good! You're burning all the food, the shade... the RUM!
Elizabeth Swann: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?!
Elizabeth Swann: One, because rum is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you really think that there is EVEN the slightest chance that they won't see it?!
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?!





wait...scratch that...I'll take rum AND Keira Knightley :-D

	08-10-2003 04:49									#59
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But she'd burn your rum!!!

	08-10-2003 04:53									#60
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Lots of very good choices:

Robots:
The Terminator model from the latest movie, with orders to serve and protect me.
R2D2 (from StarWars) although it doesn't speak (C3P0 speaks but that's a detriment rather than an advantage)

Magic stuff:
Alladin's lamp (instant 3 wishes)
The never-emptying bag of stuff

Sci-Fi stuff:
A lightsaber
A food synthesizer

Other stuff:
Videotapes (judging from "Castaway", it's the most useful thing to have in a desert island)
A teddy bear to speak to and hold on to when I go crazy
A surfboard (with all those waves and plenty of time to learn surfing)