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Spiffor is offline Spiffor
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Nov 2001
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A "furry" is a person who fantasizes on anthropomorphic animals. Imagine someone who jerks off with Winnie the Pooh.

Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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We're doomed, aren't we? As a species, we genuinely have no hope at all.

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Jun 2001
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Laz, we never had a chance

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Winnie the Pooh is weird but Cheetara from Thundercats?

Spiffor is offline Spiffor
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I actually believe the cartoons of our youth, by adding fur ans funny ears to human bodies to make them cuter, are responsible of the whole furry phenomenon

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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  Old Post 23-10-2003 18:01
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Cthulhu I can grasp, but what the hell is a "furry"?


A furry I can grasp, but what the hell is "Cthulhu"?

Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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From the 1930's books by HP Lovecraft- strange horror.

Stefu is offline Stefu
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The thing to consider about the furries is that their fetish is completely and absolutely unattainable.

I mean, like leather? It's easy to get leatherwear for those special occassions. Like rubber? The same thing. Into BDSM? You can find professionals to satisfy your demans. Into golden showers? Yep, that's attainable. Hell, even some major perversions are attainable. If you like (really like) real animals, the doors to the barnyard are all open. (In both senses of the phrase.)

But if you're into cartoon animals, then there's no chance whatsoever you get to hump the object of your desire. The closest thing are those fursuits, and those generally don't look like the cartoon animals they're supposed to represent, they just look very, very sad.

Also, it's surprising that with his taste for the dirtier aspects of history, Laz never has had a chance to acquaintain himself with the furry. Sure, it's not historical, but it certainly is screwed up enough. Peruse http://www.crushyiffdestroy.com for further information (no pictures, rest assured) and make a search on the word furry on http://www.portalofevil.com (no pictures that would suddenly pop up in your face unless you want so.) Then write a blog entry about the furry menace. I have a feelers it would be very, very interesting.

Last edited by Stefu on 23-10-2003 at 18:35

Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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quote:

SlutFox tacklesnugs Otterface!


Oh my God.

Az is offline Az
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Apr 2000
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"Wolfmage's erotic furry sculpture"

Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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It'll be in tomorrow's LazBlog.

connorkimbro is offline connorkimbro
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Jan 1970
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2.4) What is a fursuit?

'Fursuit' is another name for an animal costume, generally
referring to one intended to be as realistic as the maker can achieve,
although 'mascot'-style costumes are often included, and some furries
have/wear/make both.
Some furries like a more 'toonish' type of fursuit. Not a
mascot, but something that is as close to some of their favourite toon
fantasies as possible. It's rather like trying for realism where the
desired goal is an already anthropomorphic character.
By putting on a fursuit, you _become_ a furry, as close as
you'll get without surgery, anyhow. But BE WARNED; not everyone in an
animal costume is a furry!
Many furries feel that donning a fursuit helps them move
closer to their 'true' furry form, and it's not at all unusual for
furries to spend a lot of time in their suits, including sleeping in
them. It has been reported by some furries that making love in a
fursuit can be... very furry indeed!


*speechless* . . .

. . . is this for real?

Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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Can anyone point me in the direction of a furry chatroom?

General Ludd is offline General Ludd
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Aug 2001
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It's a pretty tame fetish, if you ask me.

Spiffor is offline Spiffor
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It's a pretty tame fetish, if you ask me.

Disclaimer: do not read the spoilers if you don't want to read about really creepy things!

Furry in itself is pretty tame though moronic, but it becomes better when you mix it with other fetishes though.

I was browsing Portal of Evil yesterday, and I must admit I didn't know of the following fetish:
spoiler(highlight to read):
Amputee porn
By the same token, I have seen quite a few really creepy fetishes referenced:
spoiler(highlight to read):
I thought Furry pedophile was the lowest you could get, but I must see the most impressive fetish wasn't precisely furry: little amputee girl being sodomized by a cub
Fortunately, all of this crap was badly drawn, and nobody save the mental health of the author and the readers was attacked.

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Can anyone point me in the direction of a furry chatroom?


Shall HARDMAN be making a visit?

Az is offline Az
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Can anyone point me in the direction of a furry chatroom?


If you log into one of those, can you please inform the forum, so that we can watch as you wreck havoc upon them?

chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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quote:
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A "furry" is a person who fantasizes on anthropomorphic animals. Imagine someone who jerks off with Winnie the Pooh.


Not so much Winnie the Pooh, but Minerva Mink or Bugs Bunny in drag, etc.

chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Can anyone point me in the direction of a furry chatroom?


Do a search for FurryMuck. You'll need to be able to make a telnet connection.

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I quite liked Cheetarah. Furries ruin everything

Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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spoiler(highlight to read):
just to put the icing on the erection.



spoiler(highlight to read):
. However, if any "Furries" are reading this, I would urge them to take the following self-help steps-

1- Stop whatever you're doing.

2- Take a deep breath.

3- Scream "OH MY GOD!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!! SWEET JESUS, WHAT THE **** AM I TURNING INTO?!! AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! GET THIS ****ING BUNNY COSTUME OFF ME!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! ****!!! ****!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUCK!!! NO I DON'T WANT TO BE TACKLESNUGGED!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHH!!! HELP ME!!!!!"


Spiffor is offline Spiffor
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Fantastic entry Laz

Probably your best so far, and that's saying much.

MattH is offline MattH
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Jul 2002
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Yeah, I'm going to have to post the Something Awful link. Text possibly NSFW.

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I looked at the LiveJournal link... and why the heck is S*P's creator so sure he's coming to Obercon, of all places? As someone pointed out in the response to his LJ post on this, it's not like it's exactly the hugest con out there (but in fairness, it was our first year last time!). Is he an alum and I not know, or something?

http://www.livejournal.com/communit...pos/488881.html

Speaking of which, is anyone here also going to Obercon? That would be neat. See scenic middle Ohio!

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HEY GUYS

Next Thursday's CSI on CBS is going to be an episode involving furries. Looks like it should be an interesting episode.

Stefu is offline Stefu
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Oh dear. Now I feel bad about not telling Laz about the otherkin.

The otherkin.

More about the otherkin you ever wanted to know.

The most frightening thing about the otherkin.

(No pictures, just creepiness)

Stefu is offline Stefu
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Also, there are two furry Usenet groups: bad and worse.

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oh, god. stefu... that was you?

 
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