23-10-2003 03:32									#31
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No, I said nude.

edit: I'm sorry for these horrible responses in this thread. I'm very tired and about to go to sleep. Forgive me.

	23-10-2003 03:35									#32
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Er, me too. 10 o'clock lecture

	23-10-2003 03:47									#33
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Wear blue.

	23-10-2003 03:47									#34
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka flubber, I forgot, that's foreign trick. You see you ask that with a straight face and then the girl is like WTF? and ready to slap you, then you put on your what's goign on face.. and say 'I'm sorry my english is bad' giving the impression that you meant something else. Then you secretly see what's she is like sexually. If she then laughs and tells you what it really means, then she's open and swallows. If she just then tries to correct you and find out what you wanted to really say, it's tough to say, but most likely a spitter. If she is still upset, but not directly angry at you, and says 'it's so awful I can't say what it means!!' and all upset.. she's most likely something else, but you don't are not interested anymore. If she attacks you, she's a feminist and you should counter it fast with a boob grabbing and run. And you all know I'm RIGHT!

Nope -- its a old old trick-- heck it was old when I was a teen-- so instead of being unoriginal or crude, you have managed both at the same time

oh and lots of women that swallow would reject you for asking

The only women that this will succeed with are those that fancy you anyway and you will succeed with them in spite of this approach . . . NEVER because of it


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It all depends what you are looking for . .. If you approached enough women with a line like -- I think you are really cute and would love to lick your >>>> " you would get SOMEONE to agree eventually

	23-10-2003 03:49									#35
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Well, it wasn't a serious suggestion you know




(but it woudl still work I'm sure... you're wrong, I'm right, sorry that's the way it is...)..

	23-10-2003 04:00									#36
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quote: Originally posted by Pekka Well, it wasn't a serious suggestion you know (but it woudl still work I'm sure... you're wrong, I'm right, sorry that's the way it is...)..

Try it out and see how you do

There are dozens of variations on these sexual greetings and the reality is the people that can carry it off are usually so personable ( or hot) that they generally succeed anyway.

You don't need an approach -- all you need is confidence

	23-10-2003 04:04									#37
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well anyway I'll be going to sleep now, it's late here. Or should I say early. And the babes in my dreams always likes it when I approach them with this kinds of stuff. They never say no.

	23-10-2003 09:24									#38
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I can't believe you have to spend 3 minutes with someone before you know if you like them or not. Most women make up their minds about you in the first 30 seconds.

The rest is deception, shameless self-promotion, and how big your d1ck REALLY is.

	23-10-2003 09:59									#39
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quote: Perhaps the lack of green clothing is God trying to send you a message.

	23-10-2003 11:22									#40
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka You're going to die, man Jon Miller

	23-10-2003 11:24									#41
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quote: Originally posted by st_swithin The rest is how big your d1ck REALLY is.

Got it covered.

	23-10-2003 11:24									#42
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Hey Bodds this whole event sounds like bollocks if you ask me.

	23-10-2003 11:31									#43
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Oddly, I've had success in asking the following question as an icebreaker, "What's your favorite sandwhich meat?"

	23-10-2003 11:48									#44
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Yo Bodds, you need to wear this sweater

	23-10-2003 12:04									#45
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you're right, we aren't the best people to ask for this

	23-10-2003 12:17									#46
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker Got it covered.

That's why they have to ask how big it is.

	23-10-2003 12:38									#47
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If they have to ask, then it ain't big enough for them to work it out anyway.

Wear 3 socks in your pants, and any colour you damm well feel like wearing

-Jam

	23-10-2003 15:50									#48
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Just wear whatever you want, but have shots of absinthe, whisky (Fosters if you want to go amber, but no-one else will care) and something red (is that Aftershock potable?) and then drink out of the appropriate one when someone looks at you to check you out. It'll save you having to go shopping for clothes, you can change your mind according to the situation, and you'll get really drunk really quick!
Alternatively you could buy bottles of Becks, Miller GD and Bud - they're green orange and red aren't they?

	23-10-2003 16:47									#49
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Nice idea Duke O' York. I can't really go downtown to shop now (laundry doing, plus lecture in two hours) for something green or "amber", so I'll have to stick with a plan like that.

	23-10-2003 16:56									#50
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I've never understood the concept of so called speed dating. If you're good at getting girls you don't need it (you'll pick 'em up in the bar) and if you're not you'll just look more like a fool than usual.

	23-10-2003 16:58									#51
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It's just fun Kropotkin, so what..

	23-10-2003 17:03									#52
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I doesn't sound as fun to me. Either you'll be bored for three minutes or the time will fly but you still have to walk to the next table.

But it's not me that's going to this party. If you think it's fun, by all means. Just don't drink to much before you get a chance to talk to those lovely ladies.

	23-10-2003 17:09									#53
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"Either you'll be bored for three minutes or the time will fly but you still have to walk to the next table."

Either you'll have a great time chatting, or you have only got to put up with three minutes of it.

	23-10-2003 18:54									#54
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You meet a lot of women that are obviously LOOKING and you meet them fast. Having someone tick a box yes or no at the end of 3 minutes might seem fast but you won't waste time pursuing people that just aren't interested.

I think 3 minutes is a little fast though-- versions here seem to be 6 minutes or even 10 minutes per "date"

	23-10-2003 19:25									#55
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Maybe, at least if it's more than 3 minutes, the people that are organizing it should also give the couples a number of interesting topics to talk about. Like for example; "Was the Schlieffen-plan a realistic plan for winning the war or a preussian pipe-dream?". Or something like that.

	23-10-2003 19:38									#56
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Well if she's still speaking when the bell rings then you're on to a winner!
I, however, would have cleverly used the remaining 2 minutes and 55 seconds to build myself the best Andersen shelter possible given the constraints of time and materials.

	23-10-2003 20:08									#57
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It was of course a realistic plan. In its time.

	23-10-2003 23:21									#58
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Worked very well except the plan was not followed. They took too many divisions in East Prussia when the Russians mobilised and too many in the Rhineland to prevent French troops from coming in the south.

Moltke was a horrible commander.

Still, they came close to Paris, the French got their act together just in time.

	23-10-2003 23:55									#59
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What do you want to know about a girl before you ask her to be your girlfriend?

Put them in a list. These are the questions you ask during your speed dating session. The smart girls will do the same.

Many men only care how the woman looks so their question list will be quite short, i.e. "Would you please stand up and turn around?"

	24-10-2003 00:04									#60
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quote: "Stand up and turn around, immideatly!"

fixed