24-10-2003 02:28									#31
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What a bunch of big girl's blouses you all are. I was whelping puppies before I was 10. That's great fun because they get born in their own individual amniotic sacs, like boil-in-the-bag portions, and you sometimes have to tear it open to get them out.

	24-10-2003 02:36									#32
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I remember seeing a large steel bowl of blood and goo.

"here's one I prepared earlier...."

	24-10-2003 03:27									#33
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp I was whelping puppies before I was 10.

Is it painful?

	24-10-2003 05:31									#34
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp I was very tempted to do the whole placenta fricasse thing, but I ended up feeling self-conscious about asking for a doggie bag in an operating theatre.

I think it tastes like mashed potatoes

	24-10-2003 06:34									#35
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quote: Originally posted by Gatekeeper A life is beginning for the first time [at birth]

Choice forever.

	24-10-2003 06:53									#36
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It would make a good episode of the Iron Chef.

	24-10-2003 07:36									#37
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quote: Originally posted by germanos When your wife is in labour, a man has to find other toys to play with.

I think the Victorians had it right. The woman goes into the other room with the doctor and the midwife while the man sits in the other room with his friend smoking cigars and drinking brandy. After the child is born he walks into the other room, huges his wife, pats the child on the head, then goes back into the other room to have another brandy.

The Victorians were such civilized people and as a man I love how we had such a higher status in society.

	24-10-2003 09:25									#38
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin I think the Victorians had it right. The woman goes into the other room with the doctor and the midwife while the man sits in the other room with his friend smoking cigars and drinking brandy. After the child is born he walks into the other room, huges his wife, pats the child on the head, then goes back into the other room to have another brandy.

Yes I agree with that - I never went anywhere near the births.

	24-10-2003 11:24									#39
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I just don't like seeing vaginas in that way.

Things like that make me more gay

	24-10-2003 11:41									#40
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People video tape births because they're Californians.

	24-10-2003 11:48									#41
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ya know, if I knew a married couple who showed me their birth video, I would be like "nice pus sy!"

	24-10-2003 12:38									#42
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quote: Originally posted by Lancer People video tape births because they're Californians.

Yep, Lancer nailed it