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st_swithin is offline st_swithin
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a snitch, a stool pigeon.

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A two-timer, a brown-noser

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No Viagra for him.


So, Doc, does Viagra give you one of those raging teenage veins bursting at the seems erections where your little willy is bouncing up and down with your pulse or does it just give you a flaccid old man standing but good breeze would knock it down.

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Paramedics took the six squirming boys to the nearby Royal Berkshire Hospital, where they were monitored until the effects wore off.

"monitored" = "laughed at by everyone"

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I'd feel pretty weird if I were a nurse who was told to monitor the erections of six teenagers.

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No Viagra for him.


So, Doc, does Viagra give you one of those raging teenage veins bursting at the seems erections where your little willy is bouncing up and down with your pulse or does it just give you a flaccid old man standing but good breeze would knock it down.


It would give me the former, but everyone knows that lefties never "acheive" anything more than the later.

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It would give me the former, but everyone knows that lefties never "acheive" anything more than the later.

My girlfriend doesn't know that I guess I should tell her

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I'm just impressed that, in a discussion about teenage erections, Doc managed to mock someone's politics.

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What good is it to talk about erections unless you get to make fun of somebody?

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Doc: regardless of political ideas, wouldn't an overdose Viagra be quite dangerous; blood pressure reduction and stuff? I mean, these fellas might have taken several pills to become extra manly...

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Doc: regardless of political ideas, wouldn't an overdose Viagra be quite dangerous; blood pressure reduction and stuff? I mean, these fellas might have taken several pills to become extra manly...


I suppose, yet I've never heard of someone overdosing. At 8 to 10 dollars a pill very few people in our income braket are going to choose Viagra to OD on.

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No. It helps dilate the vessels in the penis, enabling someone who has circulatory problems to establish and maintain an erection. It doesn't enlarge the penis, the size of which is predetermined according to the grace of the almighty....or satan, but it may prolong the erection. Personally I don't need the stuff; I'm a natural.

I wonder why these kids felt they needed the stuff. Kids that age generally don't need any help getting an erection. It must be a British thing. Maybe they're Protestants. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, grin, grin, know what I mean, know what I mean?

i have an erection

 
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