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J.J. Pearce High School. My high school alma mater.

Jessica Simpson comes home for show
09:40 PM CST on Monday, October 27, 2003
By KRISTINE HUGHES / The Dallas Morning News

She might not know tuna from chicken. Or chicken from buffalo.

But pop princess Jessica Simpson, a Richardson native, knows a thing about performing, which she'll do Wednesday at her old high school.

MTV cameras will be focused on the Pearce High School graduate, who will give a benefit concert for students only.

Ms. Simpson and her husband, singer Nick Lachey, are featured on the music network's reality series Newlyweds.

Footage shot at the concert could be featured on the show – about the couple's first year of marriage. The program has shown Ms. Simpson's struggles to understand the content of Chicken of the Sea tuna and buffalo wings.

Money raised from the $10 to $40 concert tickets will support Pearce's theater department.

Tickets went on sale to students Saturday, in an order determined by lottery to discourage camping out. And to prevent scalping, the tickets are not transferable. The name on the ticket and the student's ID must match.




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Got spare money?

Who's Jessica Simpson?

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Your age is not just showing, it's glaring, John.

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Who's Jessica Simpson?


Shes the private who shot all the Iraqis untill her gun jammed

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no, that's jessica lynch.

she's an airhead pop princess, an also-ran, dwarfed by britney and christina.

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and i'm so sorry she's from your hs, sloww. oy.

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no, that's jessica lynch.

she's an airhead pop princess, an also-ran, dwarfed by britney and christina.


note the at the end of the sentence

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Who is Britney and Christina?
Oh yeah. The Lezbo Slut and the Mexican Whore.
I remember now.

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I'd date her.

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Pekka. Always a man of reason and taste.

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Pekka will date anything that moves...

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Pekka will date anything that moves...


That's funny 'cause it's true

Yet, I'd date anyone of them too...

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Hueij, that's not true. Dating is different than having sex. Besides, I woulnd't have sex with just anyone, and even more I wouldn't date just anyone.

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Hueij, that's not true. Dating is different than having sex.

I stand corrected... Pekka won't date anything that moves, Pekka will have sex with anything that moves...

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that's better.

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I'm trying to stay very still at the moment, in the hope he doesn't spot me.

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I spy, with my little eye, Duke O' York!


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That chick is the biggest air head I've seen in a while. I mean she truly gives all blondes a bad name because she is just that stupid. He soul redeeming feature is that she's hot and a semi-famous celebrity.

She and her husband are both 2nd or 3rd tier Celebes who got lucky and landed a reality TV show on MTV where their job is to show the world just how moronic, spoiled, and immature people can be. Slow, if that's the quality of education your high school is putting out then Texas is in worse shape then I imagined.

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Jackass!
Richardson schools are traditionally in the top 10% in the nation.
Pearce has been the winner of a few Academic Decathalons.
Maybe she's smart enough to pull the wool over less smart individuals.

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Jessica Simpson? I think she falls into the "10 minutes or 'til she talks" category.

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if someone has to say they're smart and have their parents also say they're smart... and still admit to having a lot of blonde moments, than she ain't smart.

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you can say all you want...but she is hot...no if she only stops singing and talking...i`d date her...and then some

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Who has more bucks, you or her, Q to the 3rd?

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Suffering from ads?

brains over busts?

brains don't sag when you get old. (well, if they get senile, odds are you will too, so you won't notice.)

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She's a hottie to be sure but she's also so stupid that she thought buffalos have wings and she wanted to write to KFC to protest their mistreatment of buffalos.

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*double post*

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money ain't all, sloww.

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yes but then busts cant get senile...and you can always pump them up....I have been told

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I guess DbtS thought that quote was so good he'd post it twice.

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busts aren't always.

 
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