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reds4ever is offline reds4ever
Prince
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Mar 2001
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In an attempt to free up some space on my (nearly full) 40GB hard drive, I decided to delete the porn on it.. It turns out that out of 38 GB of 'data' on the drive, 15 GB was porn!!!

Do I win a prize?

GhengisFarb is offline GhengisFarb
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May 2002
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Not even in the running.

Kirnwaffen is offline Kirnwaffen
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Jul 2000
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Somehow, I think you'll have to hit well over 50% before you even get kudos.

reds4ever is offline reds4ever
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cheers lads, thats nice to know! :O)

Dis is offline Dis
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Feb 2000
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Tired of ads?

have you read some of my posts at poly.

clearly I win the pervert of the year award for poly.

Pekka is offline Pekka
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Feb 2002
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15 gigs of porn? Any movies or just pics? Because if you have movies, I guess that's pretty much but ok, but if it's only pics.. man you need to get out!

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How ungodly.

Pekka is offline Pekka
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You do realize, that maybe 0.0001% of worlds population have that same amount or more porn in their HD. That makes you special.

Dis is offline Dis
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let me take a quick peruse of my porn collection. I haven't actually looked at my porn in a few weeks. But I could never actually delete my porn.

I still have my "old time" porn. Jpg's and such. Then I moved on to movies.

Let's take a look shall we? I won't go into the seperate categories I have them in. That might be a little too personal . I do have one category called weird sh**. Not something that turns me on, but just general weird ****.

I have one folder titled Pics. But actually I have quite a few videos in this folder as well. It is 1.04 GB.

I have another folder called Vid1. It is 624 MB.

So all in all I have less than 2 GB of porn. I really don't "use" it that much.

I prefer to think of porn in my head. It is much better that way. Mainly because it involves me as the center of attention- not some ugly guy's hairy ass- or hairy schlong.

Ted Striker is offline Ted Striker
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i'm trying to eat here diss come on

Dis is offline Dis
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you should be okay. unless you are eating something that looks like a hair guys' ass.

reds4ever is offline reds4ever
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15 gigs of porn? Any movies or just pics? Because if you have movies, I guess that's pretty much but ok, but if it's only pics.. man you need to get out!



Movies only, 15 Gigs of porn is a lot of pictures!

Q Cubed is offline Q Cubed
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15gb?

you know, you could buy or cannibalize an old HD, and stick all the files there. it'd be your "porn drive".

Space05us is offline Space05us
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Nov 2001
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all of the porn on my computer totals, ooh lets see....nothing.

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I didn't buy a 200GB drive for nothing.

Dis is offline Dis
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I have a 40 gig hard drive for mostly music.

But it helps for my 2 gig of porn.

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quote:
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all of the porn on my computer totals, ooh lets see....nothing.


Loser.


Dis is offline Dis
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porn just isn't a big deal for me anymore. when I was a teenager I had such a hard I mean difficult time finding porn. It sucked having no porn . Now I take it for granted.

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Mar 2000
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Elok is offline Elok
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Hmm...ever get the feeling that you know someone a little too well?

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I did not mean to find out that you had 25gb of gay pr0n on your second HD! sorry! i won't tell a soul!

oops.

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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Is 117mb just of pics bad?
3.6gb of movies.

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Albert Speer is offline Albert Speer
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not a single byte is porn on my computer...

Pekka is offline Pekka
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Put an end to popups!

btw I always imagine that the leader of Pakistan is pervert.. what was his name again? Pervers Musharraf? Something like that .

It would be funny, if Musharraf meant 'image' or something like that.

Adagio is offline Adagio

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Re: I am a pervert! Got spare money?

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Originally posted by reds4ever
In an attempt to free up some space on my (nearly full) 40GB hard drive, I decided to delete the porn on it.. It turns out that out of 38 GB of 'data' on the drive, 15 GB was porn!!!

Do I win a prize?



15 GB!



... that's almost as much as my picture collection...

Though not many of my pictures is actually porn, about 90% of them only contains a girl (or two ) standing in some "funny" position... this really sets power to my imagination























... of course none of those girls are nude

DeathByTheSword is offline DeathByTheSword
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Nov 2001
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i am living in a studentflat and on our network we have more then 500 Gb of porn...(counting hentai and pictures)...now you think why that kind of amounts? well i am living in delft...and in delft...all the students are guys...well 85 % anyways...so that is way we need that amount of porn

ghen is offline ghen
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I used to have a huge collection of porn, but after it interfered with my game installation of (I think) Max Payne 1, I completely deleted it. Now, I always have a piece of porn downloading in the background for future enjoyment, but after watching it once (or as many times as need be) I delete it. Now I prove my perversity by the number of bookmarks in my favorites folder rather than the number of GBs on my harddrive.

And now, without further adeu lets start plugging free porn sites! I go first: www.MtGisgoingtohavemyassforthis.com

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Kuciwalker is offline Kuciwalker
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Feb 2001
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Got spare money?

I think that violates Apolyton's rules...

Q Cubed is offline Q Cubed
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it does.

Az is offline Az
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Put an end to popups!

ghen: thanks for the link. Now remove it.

 
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