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Starchild is offline Starchild
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a raving alcoholic drama queen with a penchant for the biosciences
Jan 1970
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It's a cold, grey wet Sunday in my part of England. This describes most Sundays actually. Sitting at my computer, having a depressing and pointless chat with Provost Harrison (this describes most chats with him actually ), my mind wandered back to the copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy I have and, with dawning horror, I realised I had found myself in the Long, Dark Teatime of the Soul. That horrific patch of time between 2pm and 4:30 when you've read the paper, had breakfast, taken a few baths, had a few cups of tea, and now find yourself with the mindnumbing madness of boredom creeping up behind you.

I went into overdrive. I cleaned my room. I re-arranged my wardrobe. I sorted out my clothes and donated some to charity. I threw away my pornography and any pictures of me between the ages of 15-17 when I had a stupid patch of moss I called a goatee. I ordered a re-print of a Soviet era propaganda poster to go in my room. I checked my bank account. Twice.

I only have 15 minutes to go until 5 pm and I can focus on the activities for the evening. Help me. For the love of gods, tell me what you do/have done to get through this horrible stretch of mental oblivion....

Shi Huangdi is offline Shi Huangdi
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Apr 1999
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Well, you could go for a walk. You could call up one of your friends and hang out with him/her. You could do some of your homework. You could see what is on the telly. You could play a computer game.

Kropotkin is offline Kropotkin
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Mar 1999
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Got spare money?

Yeah, I know the feeling. Those few, but long, hours before "Gilmore girls".

Starchild is offline Starchild
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I know what I could do. I want to hear what other people have done. It's not everyday I take an interest in the cycle of "wake, eat, poo, sleep, wake, eat, ****, sleep" that most people call a life, so indulge me this once.

Bereta_Eder is offline Bereta_Eder
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Oct 2000
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Well during times like that I have been known to put Ramones to maximum volume and bring the house down "dancing" (=jumping round) and "singing" (=yelling the lyrics). Unfortunately I seem to have misplaced my Ramones Anthology CDs during the previous moving and I really miss it.

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May 1999
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Play a computer game, of course.

What, are you some kind of non-gaming heretic?

Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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Aug 2000
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I am utterly incapable of getting bored when I have time to myself. As long as I've got access to "Wordpad" I'm a happy Gimpy.

Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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Feb 2000
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Just civ3 for me...it has, indeed, been a really boring sunday...

st_swithin is offline st_swithin
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I've been there before - it's called the Doldrums. Try jumping to Conclusions for a while. At least it's never lonely there, but getting back to terra firma requires a swim.

*Sigh* post elevensies snit.

Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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Write obscene haiku. It works for me.

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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Sep 1999
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I only have 15 minutes to go until 5 pm and I can focus on the activities for the evening. Help me. For the love of gods, tell me what you do/have done to get through this horrible stretch of mental oblivion....
Worshiping dark gods isn't the rocking good time you led us to believe, is it?

chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Jun 2000
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I love the doldrums. I revel in it. I'm a connoisseur of ennui.

st_swithin is offline st_swithin
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"Every day is like Sunday
Every day is silent and grey..."

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Write you fool, write!!

chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Okay, Whaleboy, that sig has HAS GOT TO GO!!!!!

st_swithin is offline st_swithin
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Conscience does make cowards of us all.

Drogue is offline Drogue
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Oct 2002
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Okay, Whaleboy, that sig has HAS GOT TO GO!!!!!

Very much so. IMHO there should be a length limit on sigs rather than a 4 line one.

Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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Dec 2000
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The four line limit was fine until people started replacing <br> with |

I went to sleep this teatime. It was great.

Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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Afternoon nap? That way lies middle-age and death. Don't do it.

The Andy-Man is offline The Andy-Man
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Jul 2001
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Well, you could go for a walk.



I have a better idea, which also has 4 letters, starting with a 'w' and ending with a 'k'

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Afternoon nap? That way lies middle-age and death. Don't do it.

No I just hadn't got up yet.

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Feb 2000
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computer games of course

or as I'm doing today- football and posting at Poly

st_swithin is offline st_swithin
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Afternoon nap? That way lies middle-age and death. Don't do it.


I always have a big lunch and then snooze for the afternoon.

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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I tend to post on Apolyton between gaming sessions.
F5 F5 F5

You know, I have to say that I am still bored.

Urban Ranger is offline Urban Ranger
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Okay, Whaleboy, that sig has HAS GOT TO GO!!!!!


Ugh. I hate it when somebody's sig is consistently longer than his posts.

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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I've cleaned my house though, actually dusted the place for the first time ever. Washed dishes, put a load of washing on.

The problem with writing to entertain youself is that you need creativity.

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Writing is good though.

My only problem is I suck at typing in Chinese characters.

Lonestar is offline Lonestar
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That Sig has caused great emotional distress in Lonestarland.

Jon Miller is offline Jon Miller
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I love sigs

but I don't know why

I guess it is because they are so familiar and comfortable

Jon Milelr

 
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