13-11-2003 05:49									#1
	Great news, SlowwHand . . . . Tired of ads?

I have gotten sick of Apolyton, so I decided that I'm going to leave the forum permanently.

























or not


No, let's get to the REAL good news -- KFC has claimed in their commercials that eating fried chicken can be healthy for you.

So there ya go SlowwHand -- eat up on all the southern fried chicken you want, and be proud of your southern cuisine.

	13-11-2003 05:51									#2
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Can I eat all the chicken I want, even though I'm not Southern? I would like to, as chicken is good and good for you.

	13-11-2003 05:52									#3
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oh, you got me

	13-11-2003 05:52									#4
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I would like to know how even the KFC marketing advertisers think they can get away with their latest advertising approach.

	13-11-2003 05:54									#5
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I haven't seen it yet. If it involves anything less than naked supermodels gorging on KFC and becoming more beautiful by the minute, then it's true advertising. ("Advertising" true and "life" true are very different things, btw )

	13-11-2003 05:55									#6
	Suffering from ads?

I have seen two different commercials so far, that revolve around the claim that if you want to find a healthy addition to your diet, eat KFC -- something along that line.

Which is of course, bullsh*t.

	13-11-2003 06:14									#7
	Tired of ads?

quote: Originally posted by mrmitchell I haven't seen it yet. If it involves anything less than naked supermodels gorging on KFC and becoming more beautiful by the minute.

In that case, Sloww will need at least a bucket a day.

	13-11-2003 06:17									#8
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MrFun avatar could come in handy too after that bucket.

	13-11-2003 06:25									#9
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten Can I eat all the chicken I want, even though I'm not Southern? I would like to, as chicken is good and good for you.

No. You get to eat rice.

	13-11-2003 07:04									#10
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Isn't there anyone here who can explain how KFC can get away with such blatant false advertising??

	13-11-2003 07:05									#11
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I'm going to KFC tonight just to spite you, Tass.

	13-11-2003 07:10									#12
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UGH -- apparently, I'm the only one who does not live under a rock, and has actually SEEN these recent commercials.


Get away from your PC and to your TV so you can find out WTF I'm talking about.

	13-11-2003 07:37									#13
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I know what you're talking about.

Hmmm.... KFC

	13-11-2003 07:37									#14
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What would the cake be, without the fruit? A lousy Christmas gift either way.

Don't go MrFun...

	13-11-2003 09:32									#15
	Tired of ads?

It says "if you're going for low carbs and high protein." Well, duh. The other one that's funny is the one with "healthy" (ala add some apple sauce) kids meals (in a box!). The can of soda is particularly amusing. It's like "Is anyone else seeing this?" I know what you mean.

	13-11-2003 09:48									#16
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fried chicken is great... with some cornbread and some collard greens... side of baked potato or mashed potatoes... i mean damn. thats some good eating.

	13-11-2003 10:51									#17
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quote: Originally posted by tandeetaylor It says "if you're going for low carbs and high protein." Well, duh. The other one that's funny is the one with "healthy" (ala add some apple sauce) kids meals (in a box!). The can of soda is particularly amusing. It's like "Is anyone else seeing this?" I know what you mean.

someone who understands

	13-11-2003 15:23									#18
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun I would like to know how even the KFC marketing advertisers think they can get away with their latest advertising approach.

It's cashing in on the current Atkins fad.

	13-11-2003 15:29									#19
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quote: Originally posted by tandeetaylor It says "if you're going for low carbs and high protein." Well, duh. The other one that's funny is the one with "healthy" (ala add some apple sauce) kids meals (in a box!). The can of soda is particularly amusing. It's like "Is anyone else seeing this?" I know what you mean.

"low carbs, high protein" is the Atkins diet in four words.

	13-11-2003 17:16									#20
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quote: fried chicken is great... with some cornbread and some collard greens... side of baked potato or mashed potatoes... i mean damn. thats some good eating.

that is some good eating.

quote: It's cashing in on the current Atkins fad.

doesn't they fry batter have lots of carbs?

	13-11-2003 17:21									#21
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Iirc, KFC offers skinless chicken which would remove a lot of the batter/carbs. Perhaps that is what they are advertising?

	13-11-2003 17:56									#22
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Ahhhhh! KFC. Now that's REAL fast food. It gets in fast and gets out even faster. Hell, sometimes i have to run from the table.

	13-11-2003 18:31									#23
	Tired of ads?

That fast!?

	13-11-2003 19:24									#24
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun I have gotten sick of Apolyton, so I decided that I'm going to leave the forum permanently. or not No, let's get to the REAL good news -- KFC has claimed in their commercials that eating fried chicken can be healthy for you. So there ya go SlowwHand -- eat up on all the southern fried chicken you want, and be proud of your southern cuisine.

You, you, you BASTARD, you!

	13-11-2003 19:29									#25
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Once again, slowwy's at a loss for words. Why am I not shocked?

	13-11-2003 21:08									#26
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Actually, he used both of them properly and managed to achieve correct spelling at the same time. Give the man his props, Theben.

	13-11-2003 21:11									#27
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And you just keep your lip zipped, John.

I could have perpetuated MrFun's myth of people in the Southern states, and said only Blacks eat fried chicken, and watermelon; but that would be stupid.
I love fried chicken and watermelon.

	13-11-2003 21:15									#28
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As do I.

	13-11-2003 22:18									#29
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Actually, he used both of them properly and managed to achieve correct spelling at the same time. Give the man his props, Theben.

	13-11-2003 23:41									#30
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Why go to KFC when you can go to McDonalds and have a have a Chicken MCNoggin?