14-11-2003 06:21									#1
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"The National Socialist Reich of New Sheepsta
Received: 21 hours ago I tell you now. Remove yourself from Apolyton. Do not return. The Assimilation Corp does not trouble me. Our missile defece system is advanced along with our robotics division. If attacked we will retaliate with our entire strategic force upon the civilians of the Assimilation Corp. "

Aside from the apalling spelling and punctuation and the potential godmodding, this is very clearly almost a declaration of war.
If it were not for the fact that the AA has not already attacked us, Sheep's capitals would be radioactive crazy-paving.

All ACMB cities have been withdrawn underground, the AMAIMN has been put on Paranoid Alert, as has the MDRAF, and the ACEL has been issued with (Half Life-style) HEV combat suits.

In addition, the ACAB is calling for an alliance of 'nice' (or at least anti-Nazi, or failing that, anti-Sheep) nations, so that the fascist menace can be crushed once and for all.

	14-11-2003 06:35									#2
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We gave them a chance to withdraw form our region. They have not taken it. While we will not declare war we will not tolerate futher increases of Assimilation Corp power in the region.

	14-11-2003 07:20									#3
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quote: Originally posted by Sheep We gave them a chance to withdraw form our region. They have not taken it. While we will not declare war we will not tolerate futher increases of Assimilation Corp power in the region.

Good grief. I'd need a supercomputer to calculate the number of breaches of international law you've just committed.

1) You have no right to demand that anyone withdraw from this region.

2) As a result, they have no obligation to obey, and, thus shouldn't obey.

3) You don't have to 'tolerate' anything; it isn't your region, never has been, and never will be. Your own power here is increasing much faster than that of Assimilation Corp, yet if we tried to have you destroyed on the grounds that you're a bunch of vicious, sadistic, murdering Nazi freaks (which you are), you'd cry bloody murder.

4) Deliberately using weapons against civilians is illegal, and so is threatening to do so.

And that's just the start. I'll be back when I find some more.

EDIT: And just to drive the point home: if you dare to go to war without provocation, you'll be committing the greatest of all international crimes, the one for which the Nazis were hung at Nuremburg.

	14-11-2003 09:30									#4
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Do you understand this is a game and nothing you are talking about will ever happen for real?

	14-11-2003 11:23									#5
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Yes (at least, I do. Can't speak for anyone else). Your point being?

	14-11-2003 11:47									#6
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In view of the current situation, all Treaty of Fonseca and Assimilation Corp forces have been placed on maximum alert. Members of the various governments have taken shelter in underground bunkers, and all strategic forces are prepared for war. However, Fonseca nuclear forces will not be employed unless nuclear devices are used against civilians, and then sparingly. We will not sink to the level of our depraved foes.

This has been an official press release from the ACAB Ministry for Information.

	14-11-2003 11:56									#7
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It's just for fun, Datajack.

In-character:

In the far west, Dakmoristan's Defense Department has ordered its largest deployment since the last operation against the Sandrakkan Liberation Front, moving 175,000 troops as well as thousands of tanks, artillery guns, and rocket launchers to the Leaf Induced Munchies border region.

The Capitalist States of Karakas is mobilizing thousands of reservists and National Guard units to protect Adailton and the Gold Coast (facing the island of Kyralia) as combat troops are transferred westwards. The Defense Department announces that maximum security protocols now apply in the states of Pristina, Balduvia, and Veracruz. This means that a sunset-to-sunrise curfew is in effect; violators will be dealt with as the situation warrants.

Report from SouthernNews.com

	16-11-2003 02:35									#8
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quote: It's just for fun, Datajack

I see

	20-11-2003 02:45									#9
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Auldoniina News Flash.....


The price of Gerbils is set to rise across Auldoninna as the delicacy is eaten in larger numbers and demand outsrips suppy.
The broadcast of the latest Jerry Springer show " My son is an alien and he jsut ate his sister after sleeping with my husband" has been cancelled due to its clash with the world cup final of Gerbil Throwing.

Oh and in minor news, looks like all out nuclear war is due to break out soon.

	20-11-2003 04:07									#10
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Given the temporary absence of Akiria, and since we are the co-founder, the Kingdom of Wine shall take upon itself the leadership of the "Hand of Themis" alliance.

The Kingdom is officially neutral in this dispute, and proposes itself as mediator in the dispute.

Furthermore the Kingdom of Wine proposes to the Nations of Apolyton the recreation of the "Apolyton Court" so that in the future those kind of disputes may be discussed in the court before they may reach such a point.

Saluti

King Giovanni of Wine

	20-11-2003 08:54									#11
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no to fascism

	20-11-2003 09:00									#12
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Let's declare war to those countries selling the peace flag

	20-11-2003 09:00									#13
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good idea

	20-11-2003 09:04									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Giovanni Wine Given the temporary absence of Akiria, and since we are the co-founder, the Kingdom of Wine shall take upon itself the leadership of the "Hand of Themis" alliance. The Kingdom is officially neutral in this dispute, and proposes itself as mediator in the dispute. Furthermore the Kingdom of Wine proposes to the Nations of Apolyton the recreation of the "Apolyton Court" so that in the future those kind of disputes may be discussed in the court before they may reach such a point. Saluti King Giovanni of Wine

OOC: Mediate away.
While you're busy doing that, the rest of us will be busy glaring at each other and making threatening gestures.

	20-11-2003 09:04									#15
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don't do that

	20-11-2003 09:23									#16
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Can you suffocate yourselves while Franit Empire takes power?

	20-11-2003 09:27									#17
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probably

	20-11-2003 10:58									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse probably

ahhh an aleien invader.... death to all horses...


The Auldoninnas pass laws making horse consumption mandatory in all restaurants....

	20-11-2003 11:01									#19
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Communist!

	20-11-2003 11:38									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Giovanni Wine Given the temporary absence of Akiria, and since we are the co-founder, the Kingdom of Wine shall take upon itself the leadership of the "Hand of Themis" alliance. The Kingdom is officially neutral in this dispute, and proposes itself as mediator in the dispute. Furthermore the Kingdom of Wine proposes to the Nations of Apolyton the recreation of the "Apolyton Court" so that in the future those kind of disputes may be discussed in the court before they may reach such a point. Saluti King Giovanni of Wine

Notwithstanding the somewhat... hasty... comments made by our ACAB colleagues, we would welcome such mediation. Nuclear war benefits no-one but the roaches.

	20-11-2003 12:56									#21
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As the official spokesperson for the rioaches , we encourage this actrivity to ccontinue...

	21-11-2003 01:58									#22
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And I won't stop you doing that

	21-11-2003 07:06									#23
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quote: Originally posted by GeneralTacticus Notwithstanding the somewhat... hasty... comments made by our ACAB colleagues, we would welcome such mediation. Nuclear war benefits no-one but the roaches.

OOC: Hey, it was an OOC comment! OOC is for Out Of Character announcements, jokes and asides!

	21-11-2003 12:04									#24
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The Auldoninna Government has gone into hiding, they say this has nothing to do with immenient global warming or permenanet winters. All citizens shoudsl continue to be productive and meet all targets as per before.

	22-11-2003 10:07									#25
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In the spirit of making the news more accessible to its youngsters, the Karakas Defense Department warns that should the Axis step out of line, there will be no hesitation in busting a cap in its collective ass, and *****-slapping it back to the hood.

	22-11-2003 20:15									#26
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To: Centralis
From: Wine

We thank you for your support, but unfortunatly if the two parties do not want to ask for mediation, there is nothing we can do.

To: ACAB
From: Wine

Such a big war is something that will involve not only your nation and the Axis Alliance, but the whole of Apolyton. We don't quite understand why you don't want to find a peaceful solution to this issue.

OOC: And if your comments were OOC, well... that's even worse... (especially because I'm very different from the carachter I'm playing in NS)

Saluti

	23-11-2003 03:13									#27
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From: Centralis
To: Wine

We have yet to hear from the Axis, although we don't expect them to accept mediation; the comments by other members of the ACAB were entirely unofficial and no attention should be paid to them.

OOC: He's not actually like that IRL, he just doesn't take much stuff seriously.

	23-11-2003 03:29									#28
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Shouldn't we draw some new users in the game already?

	25-11-2003 02:29									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Datajack Franit Shouldn't we draw some new users in the game already?

OOC: Why? Aren't I good enough for you?

	25-11-2003 04:12									#30
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No




I mean, new masses to be oppressed