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Starchild
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a raving alcoholic drama queen with a penchant for the biosciences
Jan 1970 time: 00:32
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Ah sunny Felixstowe. Originally a Victorian seaside resort town, it has grown over the years to encompass the neighbouring town of Walton and the villages of Trimley and Trimley St. Martin to create a thriving town of over 20,000 people. Bordered by the River Deben, the River Orwell, and the North Sea, Felixstowe enjoys some of the driest weather to be found in the UK.
Felixstowe was first settled by the Romans, who built a fort to establish their presence. It promptly fell into the sea. Felixstowe is home to Languard Fort, the place that saw the last invasion of the main UK in 1667 when 2,000 Dutch soldiers attempted to land. They were killed as was the fashion in those days.
Felixstowe remained a sleepy village until the 1890's when those plucky Victorians and a timely visit by the Empress of Germany turned it into a coastal town full of shopping, arcades, and a pier! ooooh!
Today, Felixstowe is known for it's port. The UK's largest container port and fourth largest in Europe, the docks provide jobs, money, and act as a terrorist target!
Felixstowe has two highschools, three clubs, and a number of dreary, overpriced pubs. The only exception to this is the Grovsner, a warm happy place full of good memories and overpriced pints.
Only 2 hours from London, 1 hour from Norwich, and 30 minutes from Ipswich, Felixstowe offers the chance to escape before snatching it back on unpredictable train and bus times. Ipswich, the nearest town, is a horrible mass of concrete and townies, the nightmare spawn of some Essex development planted in Suffolk.
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Bereta_Eder
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Athens. Shite.
I'll elaborate.
Bad points:
Densely populated as shite.
5 million people. The Attican basin is built from one end to the other and when you think there's no more space, they BUILD again. And build, build, build, is there one cm2 free? BUILD IT!
Buildings buildings everywhere. The result of an anarchistic unplanned irresponsible urbanization characterized with a sense of urgency.
Athens used to be a beautiful city (in the beggining of the century). It could easily compete with such gems as Paris. It had neoclassical architecture, spaceous roads, intricate beautiful gardens in every house. But they destroyed it. Utterly. Now it's no better than New York.
Parking. There is none if you go to the center or any of the more populated districts.
People are crazy. We are. We are impolite, the city is inumane, it chokes us, chokes creativity. You'll have to find a humane aspect in this city like a diver reaches for a breath of air.
Polution. Only London is heavier air poluted than Athens which means, we're shite and ****ed in air polution. They even put up a electronic board automatically analyzing the air agents outside the spiritual center of Athens. What for? It was always on yellow, moderate caution. **** as well.
No green. How can you have green when you've built everything.
Good points.
No criminality! The lowest crime rate in the EU. (untill the immigrants arrived - RACIST!). Take a stroll to every road, every district, every hour of the night, no worries.
A bazillion things to do. There's always things to do, the parties can't be counted and there's something for each and every taste. All the restaurants of the world, all the clubs bars traditional tavernas to rave parties. A 21th century babylon.
It's populated by Greeks. Good thing and bad thing. The good thing try saying to a foreign country to a kiosk owner, sorry I'm 20 eurocents short and him saying oh take it lad; what you think I'll go bankrupt?
Air fares are cheap as hell. Tourism works both ways. Dirt cheap planes fares to wherever you want to go in Europe.
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