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Nov 2002 time: 05:32
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SHOW YOUR TITS!! SHOW YOUR TITS!!
Oh, and get more exercise and fresh air - it'll help you get more sleep.
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Bereta_Eder
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If one shows his tits he can get sleepy?
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Bereta_Eder
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This is the theater of the paradox. Great!
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Pekka
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em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002 time: 07:32
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It's kind of funny, I'm semi conscious many times. I guess it's common. You know, when you just return from deep state of sleep and dreaming, but you're eyes are closed and oyu are sleep, not just refusing to open your eyes. I'm actually consciouss right there, I can think of the dream I just saw and all that.. and remember it afterwards when I actually wake up.
You realize you're not in deep mode, but you don't realize that you are still very much sleeping, not just keeping your eyes closed. Like for example the phone rings. You're thinkigna bout the dream you just saw and wondering if you should wake up or not. *Ririririringgg* *Riririringgg*.. then you think 'hmm I wonder what that is. I don't recognize that sound. Oh well.... no wait it's getting annoying. What is that sound?'. I might wake up or not. If I don't wake up it's 'Oh good it stopped.. now to my next dream, I wonder what it'll be like'. Or I wake up and go 'DAMN! That's the phone!'. But only after I woke up. So the transition is slow, and when it finally happens, it's still sudden when full consciouss returns.
It's like this. The sleep dream (or REM I guess) is movie time, and the other time is commercials time and critisizing the movie and waiting for the next one, semi consciously.
But sometimes, you get caught and trapped in the commercial brakes! It's like you can't wake up even if you tell yourself to wake up, and you can't go back to dreaming either, because you just realized you're semi conscious. This is not time for lucid dreaming, because you're not dreaming at this point and realizing it. You are realizing you're in the transition, and you just realizied it and it stopped and you're not moving anywhere. THis is the RUssian plot. Be aware of this one and carry small handguns at all times to protect yourself.
It's weird because you sense some things that are happening, for example ringing phone, but there's nothing much you can do about it! It's like 'get up, answer it damn it.. hmm cool I can't move now, I wonder if this is permanent?'. And because you're sleeping kind of, you can start feeling pretty bad about it too, scared shitless because your imagination is kind of wild too.
Then the funny part is when you haven't answered the phone for example and you speak to your friend later.. 'you didn't answer?' ... then I wonder like hmm.. I remember it ringing.. was it in my sleep or not? because normally you'd answer it, you heard it, so why didn't you? But because you were sleeping, it's kind of difficult to register if you heard it in your sleep or not. You're sure you didn't answer it consciously, but you're not sur if you dreamt about it or not. Or something simular dream maybe? Because when the phone rang, you were semi-conscious and you still kind of remember it, given the right keyes and associate with it.
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Pekka
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em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002 time: 07:32
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Or you know, just walk to the funny farm 'hey I'm a weirdo, I get trapped in my transitions!' 
'Yes just relax, that's normal.. no the men are putting that shirt on you so you don't hurt your... I mean because that's our standard procedure.. No no it doesn't mean anything Hahhahhaa.. Sit down, sir.. sit down. Please, sit down.. If you don't, we'll have to tranqualize you and force.. just please sit down... oh gosh here we go again.. IGOR! DIMITRI! TAKE HIM OUT!'. Then furious fight ensues, and I have 7 needles in my butt and two gorillas sitting on me. At least I made them broke the sweat.... next time we'll dance until we all go to hospital! And even though I'm tranqualized, commited in mental institution for a long time, beaten by two gorillas.. the only thing that makes me happy is that those bastards broke the sweat. This will be my new goal. They'll be praying for transmission to other institute after a week with me! MUAhhahahahaahhaah!
Damn, I really should try go sleep now... exam tomorrow.. ugh.. ok, another try.
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