20-11-2003 03:39									#1
	peta or clay aiken: i don't know who to laugh at more. Support Apolyton, pre-order Civilization IV

http://www.peta.org/feat/triumph/

quote: PETA NEUTERS AIKEN PETA has delayed a new ad campaign with the winning slogan "Get Neutered, It Didn't Hurt Clay Aiken," because it has angered Aiken's fans. The ad, which features the lovable puppet Triumph the Insult Comic Dog from "Late Night With Conan O'Brien'' urges pet owners to neuter their animals. PETA made the anti-Aiken dig because the singer told Rolling Stone he ran over his kitten when he was 16: "I think cats are Satans ... they scare me to death." PETA v.p. Dan Mathews said if Aiken posts a message on his Web site urging pet owners to snip their pets, the ad will be modified. Aiken's attorney refused to comment.

http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansa...ion/7301707.htm

the only winner out of all of this is triumph the insult comic dog.

	20-11-2003 03:40									#3
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I would think PETA would be against neutering.

	20-11-2003 03:43									#4
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as would i, but this was just too damn funny.

	20-11-2003 03:49									#5
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I love Triumph the insult comic dog.

	20-11-2003 04:34									#6
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What the Hell is wrong with PETA? First with Guiliani and then Aiken? They are just asking to get sued for defamation.

	20-11-2003 18:22									#7
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no, no, no, imran. it's funny

wait... you're not an aiken fan are you?

	20-11-2003 18:37									#8
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PETA is the dumbest organization in existence. **** them, blow up some hamsters. that should give them a heart attack.

My friend once got into trouble with peta cause he had a slogan that said "Participate in the forums or else we'll chop off a kitten's head" on his website. They threathend him with so much **** for just small stupid joke. bah.

	20-11-2003 18:40									#9
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he shoulda sent them a link to bonzai kitten.

or send them that picture of those things chasing a kitten which says: "remember, every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten" with the attached note that their self-righteous and pompous declarations and behavior amount to nothing more than idiotic extremist ****ing.

	20-11-2003 18:45									#10
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i know.

but he did the easy way and decided to just not fight back. He changed the slogan to "We got joel haley osmont hostage and we'll beat him up if u dont.." or somethign like that. Funny how peta went on a hiss fit with kittens but didnt give a **** about child abuse jokes.

and the second joke was lame. boo.

	20-11-2003 19:08									#11
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no, i was actually serious about doing the second one.

	20-11-2003 19:14									#12
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no i meant second joke as in the joke my friend switched with his first joke.(the haley joel osmont one) I wasnt referring to ur 2 "solutions". sorry if i confused u.

I know you were being serious. I would have done the same too. But he solved the problem the easy way: No confrontation.

	20-11-2003 19:16									#13
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ah.

	21-11-2003 11:27									#14
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Aiken should start doing ads for anything involving slaughtering, butchering, cooking and eating meat.

"Annoy PETA: Eat more chicken! And more beef, pork, duck, pheasant, lamb (oooh, especially lamb!), and more veal while we're at it, and rabbit, and those little sparrows or whatever that the French gobble whole…"