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Micha is offline Micha

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Technical University of Ilmenau, Germany
Oct 2002
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did anyone watch the world championchips in women´s weight lifting?

There was an egyptian woman who broke her left arm while she was holding th weight over her head... That was awesome!

laurentius is offline laurentius
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Jun 2001
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* laurentius Appears around the corner, still stoned



* laurentius whispers
Whoa Drogue! This goes straight to my top 5 trips. Dude, those cracked hyper ascii pictures were awesome, and the 4-D effects....my emotion chip is still running overdrive. Thank god I drank the liquid hydro first.

Where do you get this stuff anyway? You must have someone infiltrated to the Morgan factory.

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Oct 2002
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Of course all the Germans round here didn't have a clue what all the fuss was about. They really need to learn to play a proper sport some day

Tell me about it! Went on the german exchange, they were playing American football Explained rugby to them, but they didn't really catch on much If they were playing football I could take it, but Basketball and American Football

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Whoa Drogue! This goes straight to my top 5 trips. Dude, those cracked hyper ascii pictures were awesome, and the 4-D effects....my emotion chip is still running overdrive. Thank god I drank the liquid hydro first.

Where do you get this stuff anyway? You must have someone infiltrated to the Morgan factory.

Glad you like it, we aim to please As for the source, I'm afraid that is on a need to know basis. Suffice to say it is in short supply, but I am able to get my hands on a regular selection, if that would be appreciated?

Snowflake is offline Snowflake
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Apr 2003
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Next...

Also pardon the reload message... we had the same issue of quitting (and retiring) as opposed to clicking on the 'end turn'.
Attachment: end 2146.zip


quote:
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You might want this one instead
Attachment: peace to drones 2146.zip


There isn't a coup going on among PEACE islands is there?

Jamski is offline Jamski
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May 2002
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Tell me about it! Went on the gernam exchange, they were playing American football Explained rugby to them, but they didn't really catch on much If they were playing football I could take it, but Basketball and American Football


They do even worse things than that... they play professional HANDBALL! Are they MAD? Although Germany has a few semi-pro rugby teams now (i.e. they get paid a bit, but not enough to give up the day job)

Luckily there's quite an ex-pat community here, and even a couple of Indians who are cricket mad

-Jam

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Jul 2003
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To those who celebrate it, happy Thanksgiving! Let's knock one back for colonialism.

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Jun 2001
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* laurentius drunkenly raises his xenoacid canister

Thiszz ones for the BRRRitish Umpire!

* laurentius passes out and goes to stand-by

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YAY! Let the British also give thanks for the removal of the undesired elements on thanksgiving day! Sorry Yanks, sooo hard to resist

-Jam

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Um... yay for wastefully large meals and turkey?

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One day the turkeys will fight back ... mark my words

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Fools

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Fools, the turkeys?

-Jam

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Help! Help! I'm being repressed by a deity! Come see the violence inherient in the system!

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Sep 2002
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Vev
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One day the turkeys will fight back ... mark my words


Gobbleygook

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what happened to the 'de'?

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Feb 2001
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The biggest alcoholics in Café "Temple of Planet" were:

code:
HongHu 57 Drogue 52 Jamski 46 FlameFlash 44 Maniac 39 Vev 34 Kody 32 Hercules 29 Corellion 25 Comrade Tassadar 19 Octavian X 15 Method 13 Micha 12 Atlantian 10 jtsisyoda 10 Googlie 9 Crimson Sunrise 9 Kassiopeia 7 Lemmy 7 GeneralTacticus 5 MrWhereItsAt 5 Impaler[WrG] 4 DeathByTheSword 4 Makahlua 3 Flubber 3 Minute Mirage 2 Ari Rahikkala 2 laurentius 1 johndmuller 1 Voltaire 1 Vander 1 Ignorance 1

a mere 13 posts. i'm so ashamed. at least i'm still 2nd overall, so rejoice and be filled with the joy of erm! FREE XENOBREW FOR ALL!

Vev is offline Vev
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and evil, subversive xenoturkeys

Jamski is offline Jamski
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Turkeys are generally quite evil. They even have thier own country, the evil birds

-Jam

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Darn are they crafty, those deviant poultry.

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They have enslaved a whole nation! We must rescue the Turks and fry the Turkeys in Greece. Then we could eat them all. There's Norway we could be Hungary after that many birds.



-Jam

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They wouldn't be russian around anymore then

Method is offline Method
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Feb 2001
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when i'm finnish with them, they'll regret having been born!


* Method sounds the horrible pun alarm and runs off

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Dec 2001
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@Method's pun.

Maniac is offline Maniac
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a mere 13 posts. i'm so ashamed. at least i'm still 2nd overall, so rejoice and be filled with the joy of erm! FREE XENOBREW FOR ALL!


Hive Mind Stuff seems to be more in these days. I guess it's more swedish.

( Yes I know)

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Jul 2001
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I'm not even getting half of these puns. You should all feel very ashamed of yourselves. Method's one was probably closest to attaining a measurable degree of wittiness. If you were Lemmies you'd be doing time by now.

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I'm not even getting half of these puns.


Then I think the problem lies with you. Granted, they're not terribly funny, but IMHO they're pretty easy to "get".

Vev is offline Vev
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Nov 2000
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puns are evil

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Apr 2003
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Phew! Finally finished working. Do you guys have those imported hard liqures that smell so good from the old China?

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Umm, common opinion is that they smell like old China

-Jam

 
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