01-12-2003 00:34									#91
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If you want puns, try here (from Provost's posts at the bottom of page one especially).

quote: Originally posted by Method a mere 13 posts. i'm so ashamed. at least i'm still 2nd overall, so rejoice and be filled with the joy of erm! FREE XENOBREW FOR ALL!

You heard the man!
* Drogue turns the Xenobrew taps to face the customers side of the bar.
Help yourself!

quote: Originally posted by HongHu Phew! Finally finished working. Do you guys have those imported hard liqures that smell so good from the old China?

If you can give me some more details (and preferably a pic) I can have a look. We have some liquor that defines what *hard* in alcohol is

	01-12-2003 04:37									#92
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quote: Originally posted by Kassiopeia Method's one was probably closest to attaining a measurable degree of wittiness.

hrm, how unkassi of you. you're probably just saying that because it involves finland

	01-12-2003 05:39									#93
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quote: * Drogue turns the Xenobrew taps to face the customers side of the bar.

I've died and gone to heaven

-Jam

	01-12-2003 23:57									#94
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quote: Originally posted by Drogue If you can give me some more details (and preferably a pic) I can have a look. We have some liquor that defines what *hard* in alcohol is

	02-12-2003 00:49									#95
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quote: hrm, how unkassi of you. you're probably just saying that because it involves finland

Naturally. Your |-wittiness| < Finland's |+wittiness|, hence you end up slightly on the positive, despite your, how should I describe it, "wit vacuum".

Edit: fixed the 'equation' a bit.

	02-12-2003 04:09									#96
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Any specs on Wuliangye?

	02-12-2003 05:56									#97
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quote: Originally posted by Kassiopeia despite your, how should I describe it, "wit vacuum".

now that's just mean

	02-12-2003 08:32									#98
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Is that bottle empty already, Honghu. tut tut.

	02-12-2003 10:18									#99
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* MrWhereItsAt tests his new Cybernetic stomach

Can metabolise a crate of alcohol within 40 minutes. Not bad... Now if only I could switch off the swallow mechanism, which is the only thing that is slowing me down....

	02-12-2003 13:36									#100
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Try switching to spit?

-Jam

	02-12-2003 14:47									#101
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*Hops in to make Post 100*

	02-12-2003 15:01									#102
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* Kassiopeia pulls out a fire hose *

* Kassiopeia walks to the outlet of the underground Xenorum tank (a few hundred thousand litres) *

* Kassiopeia connects the hose to the outlet *

* Kassiopeia walks to WIA and attaches it to his mouth *

You'll have to suck it all, well, not the entire length. Oh, and you won't have _time_ to swallow. Tee hee.

	02-12-2003 18:46									#103
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Strange things happening here...
* laurentius whispers and continues the chessgame against himself. At the same time continuing the quiet conversation with the rain pouring outside. He is alone in the table closest to the big observation window.

Last edited by laurentius on 02-12-2003 at 18:54

	02-12-2003 19:48									#104
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quote: Originally posted by Vev Any specs on Wuliangye?

52% 50cl

quote: Originally posted by Hercules Is that bottle empty already, Honghu. tut tut.

lol you don't know the stress that was bestowed upon me.

	03-12-2003 04:11									#105
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An empty bottle is the sign of a full life, or something?

-Jam

	03-12-2003 04:36									#106
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Or someone who had a fun life.

	03-12-2003 04:56									#107
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an empty vessel makes most noise. Is that it.

	03-12-2003 15:06									#108
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Its not empty, its 0.00001% full, that's how I like to see it

-Jam

	03-12-2003 17:19									#109
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[cram] vessel is n% full; n->0, n>0 [/cram]

	03-12-2003 20:33									#110
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Always be positive, that's the attitude I like.

	04-12-2003 00:31									#111
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Advert:
Empty vessel looking for short term relationship. A 99.999999999% empty vessel has lots and lots of spare useful space and an extraordinary capacity to welcome alcoholic liquids. Liquids applying must have a positive outgoing nature or be of good spirit.

	04-12-2003 01:13									#112
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quote: Originally posted by HongHu 52% 50cl

A 52% clear spirit that I don't know about? I'm sure I can take a drop from the almost empty bottle and synth some more for you. 9/10 Cyborgs can't tell the difference

An empty bottle is the sign of a full stomach

	04-12-2003 04:11									#113
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A bottle is 142% empty

	04-12-2003 04:34									#114
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quote: Originally posted by Kassiopeia * Kassiopeia pulls out a fire hose * * Kassiopeia walks to the outlet of the underground Xenorum tank (a few hundred thousand litres) * * Kassiopeia connects the hose to the outlet * * Kassiopeia walks to WIA and attaches it to his mouth * You'll have to suck it all, well, not the entire length. Oh, and you won't have _time_ to swallow. Tee hee.

* MrWhereItsAt finishes, after 1.5 days of liquid intake.

* MrWhereItsAt wipes mouth and sloshes towards the loo..

Give me a minute...

	05-12-2003 00:46									#115
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* Drogue walks in from the back room, a forlorn expression on his face. He wanders over to the sofa in the corner and sits down, bottle grasped with both hands. He seems to be concentrating intently on something.

	05-12-2003 14:46									#116
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Hm. I hear there's been some ****ing up going on with the emoticons.

* Kassiopeia tests *

:p

:tongue:

Edit: oh well, looks like whatever it was, it's been fixed.

MrWIA, btw, while you're there, please clean the place up a bit. A infestation at this stage would bring up activity levels, yes, but it'd be too silly a trick to pull off.

	05-12-2003 14:50									#117
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Too late

There's two in my post already



Make that three!

-Jam

	05-12-2003 18:19									#118
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Now already nine. They apparently split in three every few hours. Please hurry up MWIA: this situation is too silly for words!

	06-12-2003 01:37									#119
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Quick before they start mutating.

	07-12-2003 05:08									#120
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* Drogue gets up from chair, picks up a candle, lights it and holds it in front of his mouth. He then breathes an interesting, if slightly noxious gas. The flame dances from his lips.

"Hmmm, should do the trick," he smiles to himself.

* Drogue begins to wander into the RC bathroom, to try to sort the problem, when a bounces out. He puts the candle to his lips and breathes, frying the poor little critter.

* Drogue smiles to himself, and sits by the door, in case any try to escape.