23-11-2003 22:17									#31
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quote: Originally posted by Ming quote: Originally posted by HongHu Do you two like we to invite Ming here for a nice little chat?

Ming!

	23-11-2003 22:23									#32
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quote: Originally posted by Micha quote: Originally posted by Jamski Ich finde Jamski war viel besser als unser Vorsiztender - Long live Chairman Voltaire!!!!! -Jam ROFLMAO edit: You guys probably don´t want to know what he has written here...

I don't want to know why Jamski is in Voltaire.

	23-11-2003 22:26									#33
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quote: Originally posted by Micha PS: I wonder whether it was fun to edit Ming´s post...

Ich bewundere Ihren Mut lieben Kameraden.

	24-11-2003 04:47									#34
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quote: Originally posted by Jamski Kapitel Zwei - Chapter three : Ein schlecter Kommunist - A bad Communist Ich bin eine schwule schwein! - I work for the government! Darf' ich euer Augen lecken? - May I help you comrade? Wieviel kostet einhundert Pfund Scheiße? - Forwards in Unity! Mein Schwanz tut mich richtig weg, Mutti! - We are prepared to sacrifice our children for the common good! Ich finde Jamski war viel besser als unser Vorsiztender - Long live Chairman Voltaire!!!!! Deine Schwester was voll geil gestern abend nach der heilige Messe - The people will prevail!!!! -Jam

I can catch a few words, but they appear to mismatch the 'translations' by a fair margin.

	24-11-2003 06:31									#35
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quote: Originally posted by Vev I can catch a few words, but they appear to mismatch the 'translations' by a fair margin.

lol, you might be right with that
As it stands now, the text written by Jamski is not to be shown the youth

Let´s just say "Deine Schwester was voll geil gestern abend nach der heilige Messe" contains the words "sister", "horny" and "holy Mass"

	26-11-2003 01:49									#36
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I live to amuse you *bows*

Perhaps Micha can make a "censored" translation

-Jam

	26-11-2003 05:38									#37
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quote: Kapitel Zwei - Chapter two : Ein schlechter Kommunist - A bad Communist Ich bin ein schwules Schwein! - I work for the government!

I am a gay pig.

quote: Darf' ich eure Augen lecken? - May I help you comrade?

Well, this translates to "May I l*ck your eyes?", though I think he wanted to use "Eier" = eggs, b*lls...

quote: Wieviel kostet einhundert Pfund Scheiße? - Forwards in Unity!

How much is 100 pounds of cr*p?

quote: Mein Schwanz tut mir richtig weh, Mutti! - We are prepared to sacrifice our children for the common good!

My d*** is really hurting, mom!

quote: Ich finde Jamski war viel besser als unser Vorsiztender - Long live Chairman Voltaire!!!!!

In my opinion Jamski has been much b*tt*r than our Chairman Voltaire

quote: Deine Schwester war voll geil gestern abend nach der heiligen Messe - The people will prevail!!!!

Your sister has been very h**** last night after the holy mass

	26-11-2003 06:25									#38
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quote: Your sister has been very h**** last night after the hole mass

Did you mean hole mass? or holy?

-Jam

	01-12-2003 13:21									#39
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Warum haben wir keine Deutch-spam mehr?

*STOß *

-Jam

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Naughty Jamski

	01-12-2003 20:42									#41
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Ich glaube mit diesem Thread werfen wir Perlen vor die Säue...

I believe we´re casting pearls before swine with this thread...

	02-12-2003 02:15									#42
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Du hast recht

Heh, am Samstag war ich bei dem Christkindelmarkt in Nürnburg. Manno ist das Stadt braun oder was!!!!!!

-Jam

	02-12-2003 05:51									#43
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Wieso? Viele Rechte, oder was meinst du? Geh mal nach Dresden, auf den Striezelmarkt. Das ist der älteste Weihnachtsmarkt Deutschlands und dort gibt es den größten Stollen

	02-12-2003 13:41									#44
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Blödsinn, das in Nürnburg is der älteste, and dort gibt's die leckeresten LEBKUCHEN!!!!!

Ja, viele skins, keine Schwartzen usw. Viellicht komm ich nach Dresden gegen Sylvester....?

-Jam

	02-12-2003 18:32									#45
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Quatsch! Nürnberg behauptet daß sie den ältesten Weihnachtsmarkt haben, aber Dresden HAT ihn

Ja, komm doch nach Dresden, dort gibt es eine riesige Sylvesterparty! Letztes Jahr waren 50,000 Leute da!

Ich bin über Sylvester mit ein paar Kumpels in einer Skihütte, also nicht in Dresden.. Aber es ist trotzdem lustig dort!

	03-12-2003 04:16									#46
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Eine Skihütte in dem Ostalp ? Eh?

-Jam

	03-12-2003 04:17									#47
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Here is something to think about while you wait:

Lemma: All horses are the same color.
Proof (by induction):
Case n = 1: In a set with only one horse, it is obvious that all
horses in that set are the same color.
Case n = k: Suppose you have a set of k+1 horses. Pull one of these
horses out of the set, so that you have k horses. Suppose that all
of these horses are the same color. Now put back the horse that you
took out, and pull out a different one. Suppose that all of the k
horses now in the set are the same color. Then the set of k+1 horses
are all the same color. We have k true => k+1 true; therefore all
horses are the same color.
Theorem: All horses have an infinite number of legs.
Proof (by intimidation):
Everyone would agree that all horses have an even number of legs. It
is also well-known that horses have forelegs in front and two legs in
back. 4 + 2 = 6 legs, which is certainly an odd number of legs for a
horse to have! Now the only number that is both even and odd is
infinity; therefore all horses have an infinite number of legs.
However, suppose that there is a horse somewhere that does not have an
infinite number of legs. Well, that would be a horse of a different
color; and by the Lemma, it doesn't exist.

Just got this quote from 'poly

-Jam