23-11-2003 00:02									#1
	Revenge of the Return of the Son of the Hive In-Character One Sentence Story Part #41 Support Apolyton, pre-order Civilization IV

Its BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

It was a dark and rainy night in the Hive, although being underground in a small cell, Jamski didn't really notice either the weather, or the time of day.

-Jam

	23-11-2003 01:44									#2
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He sat in the cold hard ground, inside his heart it was as dark and gloomy as outside.

	23-11-2003 18:51									#3
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He looked at the wall and tried to count the chalk marks showing the days that had passed.

-Jam

	23-11-2003 22:28									#4
	Got spare money?

But it was all so confusing for he had drawn so many chalk marks last night when he was oh so desperate.

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At least he wasn't alone, for there will always be voices in his head to keep him company, always.

	24-11-2003 05:10									#6
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"Look what have you got yourself into!" The voice of the clone Counsel Jamski scolded.

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"You had your chance, but oh, you slipped and slipped big time did you."

	24-11-2003 06:39									#8
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Suddenly the siren wailed, indicating it was time for "breakfast" again, while there was no real evidence about what time of the day it was...

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... or even year as so much time had passed.

	24-11-2003 09:31									#10
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Jamski got to the cafeteria, where the food today was xenodoughnuts, just like it was every day...

	24-11-2003 09:50									#11
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Ah, blissful utopia, boundless land of unity and equality where all shall be blessed by the wonder xenodoughnut.

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However as Jamski entered the cafeteria, he discovered it was a trap!

	24-11-2003 18:27									#13
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Because all the warders and other prisoners were hiding behind the tables and chairs, and when he entered the room, they all jumped out shouting:

	25-11-2003 02:28									#14
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"Ban him!" which sent Jamski into a shock induced faint for over 12 hours.

	25-11-2003 02:45									#15
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(lol, I thought of "Happy Birthday", but this is also fine :P )

	25-11-2003 03:14									#16
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(The thing is he HAS BEEN unconscious for over 12 hours. That happy birthday stuff is really not creative enough to cause this effect is it? )

	26-11-2003 01:51									#17
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HOwever, Jamski recovered from the shock and entered into his "samurai mode" , using a table leg for a sword!

-Jam

	26-11-2003 15:33									#18
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Then he took another sentence, thinking noone would notice and attacked the prison guards, killing them all in seconds, preparing his escape.

-Jam

	26-11-2003 17:57									#19
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Unfortunately he woke up at this very second, noticing he had still dreamt.

	27-11-2003 03:05									#20
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Using a toothpick he started trying to remove the mortar from the walls and soon he had a stone free.

-Jam

	27-11-2003 03:43									#21
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Poor stone objected to be displaced an decided to punish Jamski by dropping on his big toe.

	27-11-2003 05:26									#22
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Luckily Jamski was wearing prison boots with steel toecaps.



-Jam

	27-11-2003 11:48									#23
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But one should not be in possession of metallic or hard objects in a prison, due to the fact with enough polishing on a hard surface (concrete) you could create some sort of an edge.

	27-11-2003 13:39									#24
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And so Jamski praised the corrupt and imcompetent Hive government prison system for his situation.

-Jam

	28-11-2003 04:10									#25
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However there is a nifty flooding system installed inside the self-contained cell for 'obedience training'.

	28-11-2003 05:07									#26
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Luckily the door was fitted by a Hive "technician" so it leaked a LOT.



-Jam

	28-11-2003 05:14									#27
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But the flooding system leaked a lot so the cell is constantly damp and cold.

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Jamski shivered in his cold wet cell, hoping to be sent to a hospital soon.

-Jam

	28-11-2003 16:24									#29
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But the nurse is already there waiting to be asked ...

	28-11-2003 20:07									#30
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(yummmm )

Jamski made pathetic coughing noises so the guard would hear him.

-Jam