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Bosh is offline Bosh
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Taehan Mingook
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The rules are: everyone submits an answer to each question. You receive a number of point for each question equal to the number of people who gave the answer you did (so if you were the only person to give a certain answer, you would get one point). The person with the most points wins.

PM me your answers

1. What is the best quality of squirrels?

2. What is the finest brand of beer?

3. How do people who don't like curry manage to go on living?

4. What was the best player-made Civ 2 scenario/mod?

5. If you crashed in the Andes with a planeload of (now dead) celebrities and no food who would you eat first?

6. What was the silliest war in human history?

7. What is the most heinous crime you have ever committed?

8. What does Colon provide us all with?

9. Why is Boshko's nickname at school "Jollateacher?"

10. Where does Albert Speer's (the poster) future lie?

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My answers were so stupid, anyone who gazes upon them shall certainly be stunned, their body found hours later with death of unknown causes. Certainly, Boshko will be found in a lifeless slump in front of his computer screen...a sharp coroner will catch that his brain has suffered a severe retraction, although the skull remains unharmed. It is a terrible fate that must await anyone who views such a sheer stupidity and lack of mental process as me (or my answers).

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Originally posted by mrmitchell
It is a terrible fate that must await anyone who views such a sheer stupidity and lack of mental process as me (or my answers).


I have that problem with all your posts.

EDIT: and s-ali-ent.

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How much bump could a bumpchuck chuck if a bumpchuck could chuck bump?

EDIT: If Smiley doesn't change his post below this, quickly use two page-downs to ignore it. do not read it! don't!

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NOOOOOOO

PM them, don't post them

QUICK CHANGE IT

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edit it out of the post by clicking "edit" button then highlighting all of it and ctrl-x (cut) then save the edit QUICKLY so that your answers dont remain

and then PM it to boshko with this link


EDIT: Phew. Nevermind

Remember boys and girls, don't post your answers! Send them instead. That's the point--to try to guess what the other posters will answer. And if you give your answers away, that kind of spoils the fun, doesn't it?

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If they make duck tape out of ducks, what do they make foghorns out of then?

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Uncle Sparky, Immortal Wombat, Smiley, loinburger, Kassiopeia, Stefu, Theben, self biased, Wernazuma III, St Leo and mrmitchell.

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Deadline?

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i was wondering that myself.

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I didn't know these stupid quizes where still being ran...sent

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Dispatched.

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Dear Intel.

I'd just love to buy a Pentium 4 EXTREME processor. However, I'm afraid that when I open the box, EXTREME sports figures--such as EXTREME skater Tony Hawk--will jump out of the box and beat the sh!t out of my nerd and definitely un-EXTREME self.

Also, I worry that the EXTREME processor will rip through its packaging with its fangs and claws, strangle me, and go on an EXTREME citywide murder spree before it crashes through my case and places itself in its slot. In the process, however, I fear things such as my power supply, video card, or CD drive could be vaporised upon the EXTREME entry of my new EXTREME P4 processor when it tears through them to get in. Even though it will do it in an EXTREME way, I would rather not risk the chance.

However, perhaps you carry a more modest, set back chip?

-Mrmitchell

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What are you trying to tell us?

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quote:
What are you trying to tell us?

Well, to sum it up in one word:

BUMP

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Submissions are due saturday. Get em in if you haven't.

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I wonder what becomes of this.

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14 * 10 = maximum tie of 140

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I like squirrels

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Trying to get extra points, Uncle Sparky

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He likes to EAT them! don't be fooled!

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They're probably pretty gamy anyway...

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Maybe you should try to bribe him withnuts, instead.

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bump ( P ) Pronunciation Key (bmp)
v. bumped, bump·ing, bumps
v. tr.

1. To strike or collide with.
2. To cause to knock against an obstacle.
3.
1. To knock to a new position; shift: bumped the crate out of the way.
2. To shake up and down; jolt: bumped the child on her knee; was bumped about on a rough flight.
4.
1. To displace from a position within a group or organization.
2. To deprive (a passenger) of a reserved seat because of overbooking.
5. To raise; boost: bump up the price of gasoline.
6. Sports. To pass (a volleyball) by redirecting it with the forearms.


v. intr.

1. To hit or knock against something.
2. To proceed with jerks and jolts: bumped along slowly over the rocky terrain.
3. Sports. To bump a volleyball.


n.

1.
1. A blow, collision, or jolt.
2. The sound of something bumping: heard a loud bump in the dark.
2.
1. A raised or rounded spot; a bulge.
2. A slight swelling or lump.
3. Something, such as unevenness or a hole in a road, that causes a bump.
3. A rise or increase, as in prices or enrollment.
4. One of the natural protuberances on the human skull, considered to have significance in phrenology.
5. A forward thrust of the pelvis, as in a burlesque striptease.
6. Sports. A pass in volleyball made by redirecting the ball with the inside of the forearms, especially when extended and held together.
7. Slang. A shot of hard liquor, sometimes accompanied by a beer chaser.


Phrasal Verbs:
bump into

To meet by chance: I often bump into him at the supermarket.

bump off Slang

To murder.


[Imitative.]

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Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
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who put the bump in the bump sha bum di dump...

 
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