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My answers were so stupid, anyone who gazes upon them shall certainly be stunned, their body found hours later with death of unknown causes. Certainly, Boshko will be found in a lifeless slump in front of his computer screen...a sharp coroner will catch that his brain has suffered a severe retraction, although the skull remains unharmed. It is a terrible fate that must await anyone who views such a sheer stupidity and lack of mental process as me (or my answers).
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Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Jan 1970 time: 00:32
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quote: Originally posted by mrmitchell
It is a terrible fate that must await anyone who views such a sheer stupidity and lack of mental process as me (or my answers). |
I have that problem with all your posts.
EDIT: and s-ali-ent.
Last edited by Theben on 23-11-2003 at 20:12
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How much bump could a bumpchuck chuck if a bumpchuck could chuck bump?
EDIT: If Smiley doesn't change his post below this, quickly use two page-downs to ignore it. do not read it! don't!
Last edited by mrmitchell on 24-11-2003 at 02:14
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:) Smiley
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USCA, Berkeley
Feb 2001 time: 21:32
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aghgg
Last edited by :) Smiley on 24-11-2003 at 02:16
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mrmitchell
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NOOOOOOO
PM them, don't post them
QUICK CHANGE IT
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mrmitchell
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If they make duck tape out of ducks, what do they make foghorns out of then?
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mrmitchell
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Dear Intel.
I'd just love to buy a Pentium 4 EXTREME processor. However, I'm afraid that when I open the box, EXTREME sports figures--such as EXTREME skater Tony Hawk--will jump out of the box and beat the sh!t out of my nerd and definitely un-EXTREME self.
Also, I worry that the EXTREME processor will rip through its packaging with its fangs and claws, strangle me, and go on an EXTREME citywide murder spree before it crashes through my case and places itself in its slot. In the process, however, I fear things such as my power supply, video card, or CD drive could be vaporised upon the EXTREME entry of my new EXTREME P4 processor when it tears through them to get in. Even though it will do it in an EXTREME way, I would rather not risk the chance.
However, perhaps you carry a more modest, set back chip?
-Mrmitchell
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quote: What are you trying to tell us? |
Well, to sum it up in one word:
BUMP
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Taehan Mingook
Jan 1970 time: 00:32
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have entries from:
Uncle Sparky, Immortal Wombat, Smiley, loinburger, Kassiopeia, Stefu, Theben, self biased, Wernazuma III, St Leo and mrmitchell, Japher, Stuie and aaglo
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14 * 10 = maximum tie of 140
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bump ( P ) Pronunciation Key (bmp)
v. bumped, bump·ing, bumps
v. tr.
1. To strike or collide with.
2. To cause to knock against an obstacle.
3.
1. To knock to a new position; shift: bumped the crate out of the way.
2. To shake up and down; jolt: bumped the child on her knee; was bumped about on a rough flight.
4.
1. To displace from a position within a group or organization.
2. To deprive (a passenger) of a reserved seat because of overbooking.
5. To raise; boost: bump up the price of gasoline.
6. Sports. To pass (a volleyball) by redirecting it with the forearms.
v. intr.
1. To hit or knock against something.
2. To proceed with jerks and jolts: bumped along slowly over the rocky terrain.
3. Sports. To bump a volleyball.
n.
1.
1. A blow, collision, or jolt.
2. The sound of something bumping: heard a loud bump in the dark.
2.
1. A raised or rounded spot; a bulge.
2. A slight swelling or lump.
3. Something, such as unevenness or a hole in a road, that causes a bump.
3. A rise or increase, as in prices or enrollment.
4. One of the natural protuberances on the human skull, considered to have significance in phrenology.
5. A forward thrust of the pelvis, as in a burlesque striptease.
6. Sports. A pass in volleyball made by redirecting the ball with the inside of the forearms, especially when extended and held together.
7. Slang. A shot of hard liquor, sometimes accompanied by a beer chaser.
Phrasal Verbs:
bump into
To meet by chance: I often bump into him at the supermarket.
bump off Slang
To murder.
[Imitative.]
[Buy it]
Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.
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