25-11-2003 15:38									#1
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MessageQuestion:

What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's death.

Question:
How come?

Answer:
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car
with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was
drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated
by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!

And this is posted to you by a Portuguese, using Bill
Gates' technology, and you're probably reading this
on one of the IBM clones, that use Taiwanese-made
chips, and a Korean-made monitor, assembled by
Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant,
transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked
by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
trucked by Mexican illegal aliens, and finally sold
to you by Jews.

That, my friend, is Globalization!

	25-11-2003 16:48									#2
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koreans don't usually manufacture in bangladesh or singapore. they use china these days.

	25-11-2003 17:04									#3
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I'll tell you what my understanding of globalization is...

Recently, on a German message board, someone poasted a thread asking when/at what age people had their first sexual experiences. One 16 year old answered "last year, summer holidays, in China, with an Australian".

That's globalization for you.

	25-11-2003 17:26									#4
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nah. globalization is a 40-year-old american man saying he's a 16-year-old mexican girl who wants to cyber with a 14-year-old german guy who says he's a 20-year-old frenchman, and so, after their wizard-hat session, they both **** off to images of japanese schoolgirls and nubian godesses.

	25-11-2003 17:35									#5
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	25-11-2003 17:41									#6
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quote: Recently, on a German message board, someone poasted a thread asking when/at what age people had their first sexual experiences. One 16 year old answered "last year, summer holidays, in China, with an Australian".

That's not globalization; that's just more proof that Aussie girls are slags.

	25-11-2003 22:06									#7
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I'd like to meet that guy... what does a 15 year old have to be like to get laid with a complete stranger?

	25-11-2003 22:22									#8
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I'd like to meet the Girl instead

	25-11-2003 22:35									#9
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nah... she's not worth anything anymore now...

	26-11-2003 06:45									#10
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Aussie girls... I could tell you so many stories. Any bloke can become a playa in Australia.

	26-11-2003 07:13									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Drake Tungsten quote: Recently, on a German message board, someone poasted a thread asking when/at what age people had their first sexual experiences. One 16 year old answered "last year, summer holidays, in China, with an Australian". That's not globalization; that's just more proof that Aussie girls are slags.

Could someone translate from mysogynistese for me?

Is Drake saying that Australian girls will do it with anyone or that Australian girls don't put out and force good Australian guys to go to China for their jollies?:P