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Stefu is offline Stefu
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http://www.cenedella.com/stone/archives/000302.html - worst album covers ever

http://www.cenedella.com/stone/archives/000590.html - worster album covers ever

My clear favorite:



IT'S THE FEZ ALBUM!
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MY EYES!!!
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great site stefu
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"The Many Facets of Roger"

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We can't forget this:



Or this
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Some interesting records in your collection. They say a lot about you

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Just think: one of these albums may have been the music that inspired your mother to say "Yes."

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Satan is paralyzed... right.

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Did anyone follow some of the links on that site: Top 15 Rejected Album Titles,

http://www.cenedella.com/stone/archives/000597.html
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Or The Top 16 Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife?

http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5121197.shtml
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Funny stuff.

...and weird. Buddy of mine sent me that link yesterday...
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Not for the timid, pretty gruesome and graphic.

The story behind it is, that a member of the band, Mayhem, called Dead committed suicide following a brief tour. Sometime later, his bandmate Euronymous discovered Dead's body and took the picture for the cover.

Some say that the pic is faked, but Dead did commit suicide and did so like is depicted in the photo, slit his wrists and shot himself in the head. His suicide note read "Excuse all the blood." One of the band members allegedly boiled and ate some of his brain as well before the cops were called. Silly Norwegian musicians.
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"Silly"????

No, Kass, that's sick.
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Zombies.

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Would anyone like to guess at the lyrics of "Julie's Sixteenth Birthday" ?

"Julie, we've been dating for three years now. Today you're 16 and we can finally get married...."
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no one posted the manowar picture. Good stuff. They are so over the top, but they seem to take their stuff seriously.

But check out the songs Defender Dark Avenger- it's kind of cool in a cheesy 80'ish heavy metal sort of way.

here's my contribution. Yes what I'm posting here is going to seem sacrilgeous, but oh well.

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I actually kind of like this one:
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Eeew, whiteys.
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Got spare money?

Those aren't bad, they're stylish.

For a REAL bad cover:
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How do you sing in Braille?
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quote:
 [SIZE=1]here's my contribution. Yes what I'm posting here is going to seem sacrilgeous, but oh well.

Best cover ever! Although mine doesn't have the black lettering...
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So this is what happens if your EQ should suddenly start dropping...
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OMG!

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This has been downloaded 75 time(s).
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I hope this is classical music.
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Most of those are no-name acts, however they do have a top-10 artist on there 2nd list - Orleans. They had two top 10s in the mid-70s: "Dance With Me" and "Still the One". Even Missy Jackson (the toilet chick) had a couple of top 40 songs, one of them the theme song to Cleopatra Jones, a Blaxploitation flick.
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What's so special about Jeff? OH!!!

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I'd really like to know what kind of music is in here...

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death metal?

okay he doesn't look like a death metaller. Either country, or some weird form of folk/pop/soft rock
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OK, technically, these are PR shots, not album covers.
But I had to share...

Check out these musicians!
 
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