27-11-2003 19:58									#1
	Everything would have been fine if you just had let me yiff the otter Put an end to popups!

Now, connorkimbro probably thinks this is more evidence of me being a closet furry or something equally ridiculous, but dammit, FURRIES ARE THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING. ( I love that phrase. it is the phrase that keeps on g... nevermind.)

In any case, this is a bit longish, but well worth the read. It's like a plunge to the heart of darkness. Text only, no piccies, and nothing really perverted (apart from the regular background perversity of everything furries are involved in and 50+ uses of the word 'yiff'.) But a plenty of beautiful insanity.

http://www.knightwolfsrealm.com/moo...ents/Nekobe.txt

	27-11-2003 20:10									#2
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quote: He travels from con to con and house to house looking for sexual entertainment. Guard yourself against him. You have been warned.

Is that Zylka?!


Spec.

	28-11-2003 15:21									#3
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Well, is Zylka an insane gay furry?

	28-11-2003 16:01									#4
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Sure

	28-11-2003 16:42									#5
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The words

quote: This all was becoming very strange to say the least.

are about ten paragraphs too late in the story...

Btw, don't miss the front page, it's dedicated to this Nekobe character.

The whole text was pretty disturbing though, I mean, you have these furrys, and then you have this ultra super crazy furry. Puts things into perspective in a sick, twisted way.

	28-11-2003 16:54									#6
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They're all ultra super crazy furries. I mean, THEY'RE FURRIES!

Consider the other furries of the story in the page I linked to. First they accept a guy to come live with them based solely on meeting him on IRC and knowing nothing else than his penchant for deviant sex. Then, only after:

1. The guy rants about conspiracies like a crazy man
2. The guy demands sex before going to sleep
3. The guy brags about 'nuking' people on IRC
4. The guy insistently tries to hit on 'The Otter' after being told many many times not to
5. The guy runs around the house screaming like a crazy man
6. The guy stays up all night spying on them
7. The guy pretty much tries to rape 'The Otter'

is he thrown out. And they don't call the police, no. They give him money.

HOORAY FOR FANDOM

	28-11-2003 17:14									#7
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Have to agree with you on that. I'd have called it off already on the freeway, what with him driving like, err, an ultra super extra crazy furry.

	28-11-2003 17:23									#8
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Maybe you folks can get a special fun happy room to read about and relay disgust for furries during your spare time. What a fun topic. It's called "reading the headline and moving on to something interesting"

	28-11-2003 19:10									#9
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From the glimpses to their IRL sexuality in the document, the two hosting furries seem to live a normal gay sexuality. They may fantasize on furs, but they seem to have understood they won't find anthropomorphic animals to boink for real anytime soon

	29-11-2003 00:23									#10
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Stupid people letting complete strangers into their home.

And what exactly does yiff mean?

	29-11-2003 00:50									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Spiffor From the glimpses to their IRL sexuality in the document, the two hosting furries seem to live a normal gay sexuality. They may fantasize on furs, but they seem to have understood they won't find anthropomorphic animals to boink for real anytime soon

My thoughts exactly. They may have been a little naive and soft, but scarcely qualify as weirdo material. If it weren't for the dialect, this could have been a pretty generic incident.

	29-11-2003 00:52									#12
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I think the entire sorry saga would have been neatly resolved by day 3 at the latest if any one of the three victims had done the sensible thing and just given him a good, firm slap.

	29-11-2003 00:52									#13
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara And what exactly does yiff mean?

It is the fur jargon for "have sex with". It shows the furry attitude toward sex: playful and light-hearted.