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epicurian
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Liverpool
Dec 2003 time: 05:32
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quote: Originally posted by connorkimbro
Since i'm over in Korea, it has been my birthday for about 9 hours now. I am 25 years old today. 
I don't already have plans made. . . last year I had a big party but this year I didn't feel like planning one. I've got lots of options, so which of these do you think I should do? Or, feel free to suggest your own.
1. Do Nothing (this is what I'm doing right now)
2. Get really really drunk tonight.
3. Go out to eat at a nice restaurant
4. Go try to get laid.
5. Play computer games all day long
6. Post on Apolyton all day long
7. Go shopping and buy myself some presents
Feel free to suggest more than one . . . and help me out with some more ideas too! |
I reckon you should go eat at a nice restaraunt, then go out and get totally blitzed while trying to get laid, then don't go to bed and play computer games till about mid-day, then go shopping, come home, have a power nap till about 6 p.m. your time, then go out again. I mean, its your birthday for gods sake, so enjoy it!
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Darsnan
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New Syracuse, Beta Prime
Dec 2001 time: 00:32
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My Uncle was in the Korean War, and since I also served in Korea (late '80's), why I used to tell him that whereas he was busy dodging snipers and Chinese Regulars during his tour, why I was busy dodging ghonorheah and syphilus during my tour. While both of us servived our tours relatively intact (pun intended!), why I would say that since AIDS is now a real player in the Korean Peninsula, why going out and having a nice Korean meal is your best option, IMO. Regardless, enjoy your birthday, and come back to us safe, Soldier.
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connorkimbro
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Seoul Korea
Jan 1970 time: 23:32
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quote: why I would say that since AIDS is now a real player in the Korean Peninsula |
Among the whores, yeah. Probably a majority of upstanding, high-class, respectable women in Korea are virgins, from what I gather, so unless they're the sort of virgins that shoot up with dirty needles, they probably don't have AIDS. And the ones that aren't virgins still probably don't sleep around a great deal. And THOSE are the kinds of Korean girls that I talk to. . . I don't tend to waste my time with the bar sluts that hang around post. 
quote: Regardless, enjoy your birthday, and come back to us safe, Soldier.
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Why, thank you very much. Out of all these other pinheads, you're the first to say something like "happy birthday" lol 
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