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Sikander is offline Sikander
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Boulder, Colorado, United Snakes of America
Jan 2000
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Choking the chicken, beating your meat, cheating on the left hand.
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Oct 2001
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"Liverpool/Arsenal/United/The Cardinals (name of appropriate team) are playing at home this week"
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Ghent
Apr 2002
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the russians invaded paris...
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L'Boro, UK
Oct 2001
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I thought the Captain Picard reference was "taking Captain Picard to warp speed".
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Republic of Flanders
Sep 2001
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Vibrator = c*nt-(motor)bike.

Works better in Dutch though.
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Shaking hands with the unemployed
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Mar 2003
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"My, you're not a shallow person" - used on females that insist that anything less than 12 inches isn't enough.
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I had to read that twice before getting it.
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Kokonino Kounty
May 1999
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Vibrator = c*nt-(motor)bike.

Works better in Dutch though.

How come you Belgians always have the fun words?

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May 2001
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You know those "Russian" fur hats? They go by the name bearc*nt over here. Or at least their synthetic/wollen equivalents we used in the army do.
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Oct 2001
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Well before this thread is closed due to excess filth, I shall just post this little snippet.

You know on Microsoft desktops you only get a limited number of characters that will appear on the file name...
Well my manager set up a load with the name of the customer and then analysis as the title, in order to give a clearer picture of how each account is doing. Anyone want to guess exactly where Windows decided to cut off the title to certain files, and the subsequent reactions of the different companies representatives when confronted with them?

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Potomac Falls, Virginia
Oct 2000
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Firing the puddin' cannon?

Testing the 100% all-beef thermometer...
 
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