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SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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Rules For Combat Survival Got spare money?

I don't know how long these rules for engagement have been around.
I know they were around during Southeast Asia, and may go back to the day's of the Hittites.

It is important to remember that there is no priority to the importance of these rules.
Whichever one is applicable immediately becomes number one.

I figure some, like David Floyd, should know of these rules for future reference.

1. Always remember your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

2. Train like you plan to fight.

3. If you're up to your eyeballs in Gomers, you're in combat.

4. When in doubt, use maximum strength deterrance.

5. Never go into combat with someone braver than you.

6. Priorities are man-made, not God-made.

7. A plan never survives the first thirty seconds of combat.

8. It it's stupid but works, it ain't stupid.

9. Only turn to blow the opposition away; otherwise, run away to fight another guy.

10. Always honor a threat.

11. Know the opposition.

12. Know when it's time to get out of Dodge.

13. Always know how to get out of Dodge.

14. The important things are always simple.

15. The simple things are always hard.

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Jan 2002
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- Remember that Rambo is only a movie.


Spec.

Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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Feb 2000
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16. Never join the military.

chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Jun 2000
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Run away!

Pekka is offline Pekka
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Feb 2002
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The NUMBER ONE rule is: everything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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Let some other sap do the fighting for you.

Ned is offline Ned
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What about "Keep your head down?"

Kirnwaffen is offline Kirnwaffen
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Jul 2000
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17. Tracers work both ways

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0. Global Thermonuclear War

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Got spare money?

Never volunteer!

Pekka is offline Pekka
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I made my my own rule, though it's not exactly combat rule:

18. If they say 'it's not that bad', it's BAD! (injury)

Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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5. Never go into combat with someone braver than you.

I like this rule. If everyone followed this rule, all wars would become one-on-one combat situations, with those most likely to want to fight dying first.

Pekka is offline Pekka
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Immortal Wombat, I support politician vs politician fights.
We can do simple bare hands match, free rules, or gun fight... but 1 on 1. Who loses, loses the war.

But then again if my leaders lose the fight, I don't agree with this way .

Sirotnikov is offline Sirotnikov
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Feb 2000
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hehe
interesting

always remember that line of sight and range, often work both ways

Japher is offline Japher
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Jun 2002
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Live, and fight, and run away, live to run away another day...

Kill 'em all, let Allah sort 'em out...

SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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Pilots say "One pass, haul ass".

Another: Maximum surprise, maximum violence.

Pekka is offline Pekka
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"Maximum surprise, maximum violence"

Good one!

How about this one:

Susie Q, coming to get you

reds4ever is offline reds4ever
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Mar 2001
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How about

Watch out for your heavy armed, poorly trained American 'allies'

Pekka is offline Pekka
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reds4ever, that doesn't even rhyme.. so it can't be included to the list!

Pekka is offline Pekka
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this is actual combat survival rule, not something I came up with:

-Be humble, confidence kills..

reds4ever is offline reds4ever
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reds4ever, that doesn't even rhyme.. so it can't be included to the list!


-Be humble, confidence kills..

...er, right Pekka!

Pekka is offline Pekka
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yeah but it's a rule. Susie Q coming to get you.. you know this isn't a rule but it rhymes. Yours isn't a rule and it doesnt' rhyme. I'm sorry, you lose!

Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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When the British fire, the Germans duck
When the Germans fire, the British duck
When the Americans fire, everybody ducks.

reds4ever is offline reds4ever
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Originally posted by Pekka
yeah but it's a rule. Susie Q coming to get you.. you know this isn't a rule but it rhymes. Yours isn't a rule and it doesnt' rhyme. I'm sorry, you lose!


OK, I get it....

'When Amercans fire keep your head down low, or up to heaven you will go'

VJ is offline VJ
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0. Global Thermonuclear War

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reds4ever, that's much better

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