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mrmitchell
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Well, necessity is the mother of all invention, and war is a damn efficient way to create necessity.
But that's not worth human lives.
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Jon Miller
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women like being fought over
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CerberusIV
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Diss - your thread title is two words too long.
A man finds a bottle and uncorks it. A genie pops out.
Genie: Thanks, it was really cramped in there. I'll give you a wish, what would you like.
Man: A holiday in Hawaii.
Genie: Here's a plane ticket, it's all arranged.
Man: That's no good, I'm afraid of flying.
Genie: OK, here's a boat ticket.
Man: I can't use that either, I'm afraid of drowning.
Genie: Well, how am I supposed to get you to Hawaii then?
Man: Could you build a freeway so I can drive there?
Genie: That's a big job. Is there something you would like instead?
Man: To understand how a womans mind works.
Genie: How many lanes wide do you want this freeway?
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Space05us
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I'd say if women were the world rulers instead of men we would have far more war. Could you imagine what would happen if the President of the US (being female) broke a nail while giving a speech and the Prime Minister of the UK laughed at it? All hell would break loose!
And could you imagine what they would do to our video games!? I shudder to think of it.
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