15-12-2003 23:04									#1
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A few minutes ago, I was able to unwrap a nice candy cane without breaking it!

	15-12-2003 23:05									#2
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how big?

	15-12-2003 23:07									#3
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Ha, ha -- geez, you hetero guys only have one thing on your minds.

	15-12-2003 23:08									#4
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This thread has a rather strange feel to it. Right from the start...

	15-12-2003 23:09									#5
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no, seriously. one of those big candy canes means that you must have really jittery hands, but if you were opening up a smaller one is more skillful.

	15-12-2003 23:31									#6
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Well usually what happens, is that I get so frustrated getting the damn wrapper off the candy cane, that I vent my frustration out while unwrapping it, and thus, breaking it.

But not this time! Victory was mine!

	15-12-2003 23:33									#7
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ah, the simple pleasures.

i like shaking up a coke can and then drinking the fizz when it pops open without spilling a drop.

	15-12-2003 23:40									#8
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And I thought some gay pride organization had been labelled something better than "satanic" in your local press.

	15-12-2003 23:45									#9
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I thought the thing was supposed to be wrapped to prevent STDs?

	15-12-2003 23:48									#10
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that's not a candy cane MrFun, you're just happy to see me!

	16-12-2003 00:40									#11
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you'd better hope he didn't break THAT in the past.

	16-12-2003 01:58									#12
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Is that actually possible? Hell I've done enough damage to it...

MrFun, you are truly a king among men, and if anyone takes that and modifies it in the way I'm fearing, I'll do nasty things to your economy...

	16-12-2003 02:00									#13
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Mr. Fun... can I lick your candycane?

	16-12-2003 02:18									#14
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Gay thread

	16-12-2003 02:27									#15
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actually, yes, it is possible. some horror stories.

1. a man in a us national park sat down on a commode which collapsed under his weight. because it only takes 7psi to crush a testicle, the collapsing commode crushed one of his.

2. a couple was having illicit sex when the husband walked in. the wife was so surprised she landed a bit wrong, breaking her lover's candycane. he had to go to the hospital, as the cartiledge had broken, causing the blood to pool.

3. a different couple was having illicit sex when the wife walked in. in a fit of rage, she superglued her husband's lover's hands to his candycane. he died later as the chemicals were absorbed into his body.

i assume none of them tasted like peppermint, which is the only true candy cane flavor.

	16-12-2003 02:57									#16
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If you do "break your candycane", you will know it. The pain will be extreme, and don't be surprised if it appears bent to one side, and dosen't, um, deflate.

Rush to the hospital, as lifetime impotance is just one of several very unpleasent outcomes.

	16-12-2003 03:00									#17
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How come I'm not surprised in the direction this thread headed...