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Carolus Rex is offline Carolus Rex
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Google is never wrong... Very funny! Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

Go to google's home page and search for "failure" or "miserable failure"...



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let me guess- George Bush
Asmodean is offline Asmodean
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Sorry, Carolus...we had this one last week

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Carolus Rex is offline Carolus Rex
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Got spare money?

These guys have a sense of humour!

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Sorry, Carolus...we had this one last week

Asmodean



Damn! I'll have to drop in here more often... Don't want to miss goldies like this one...

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Did people in the other thread search for "weapons of mass destruction"?

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KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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quote:
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These guys have a sense of humour!

Carolus


You do undertand that it's not the people at google who set that up, right?
Carolus Rex is offline Carolus Rex
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Hackers?

Good in any case...

BTW, when you're about to taunt somebody for his ignorance, make damn sure you spell correctly! Undertood?

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Ecthy is offline Ecthy
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Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000
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  Old Post 16-12-2003 17:49
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Suffering from ads?

who then, KH? that's the white house's website...
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All you guys still living in last week are hereby redirected here: http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/google.asp
SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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Type in Carolus Rex. It returns hits on "shithead".
VJ is offline VJ
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Type in Carolus Rex. It returns hits on "shithead".

Negative.

Both of the 'funny' googlism's you mentioned, Carol, are wanha, both in ACS and in the web community overall. I've even seen both of them at http://news.bbc.co.uk .
Carolus Rex is offline Carolus Rex
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Type in Carolus Rex. It returns hits on "shithead".



Just as sophisticated as your president, I see. Nice.

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Q Cubed is offline Q Cubed
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Type in Carolus Rex. It returns hits on "shithead".

no it doesn't.

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even snopes agrees with me.

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Carolus Rex is offline Carolus Rex
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quote:
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These guys have a sense of humour!



Which is more than can be said of SlowwHand... It must be very hard to be a Texan these days, especially without a sense of humour... Poor thing...

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It's hard to live in Texas and...well, feel good about anything, actually.

SlowwHand is offline SlowwHand
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What's the matter, Carolus? Can't take heat as well as Bush?

alva is offline alva
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Yeah, that story was even on the news here.

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@Q^3. nice one.
KrazyHorse is offline KrazyHorse
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who then, KH? that's the white house's website...


If you knew how google ranked its hits then you'd know how it can be done, without having to hack anything.
Ecthy is offline Ecthy
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I've read it now, sorry....

didn't know google scans links at other websites as well, so that an often-linked website can appear when the search terms are in the URL texts...
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your avatar icon takes away a little too much of your seriousness, though...

but then maybe I shouldn't complain...
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