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Agathon is offline Agathon
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Texas: the condom on the penis of progress.
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Got spare money?

NONOnonooo, no condoms in Texas !!!

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quote:
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Texas: the condom on the penis of progress.




Funniest post of the morning.
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Funniest post of the morning.


Glad you enjoyed it.

Alas, it's not original. Bob Jones, a well known NZ raconteur and Libertarian, came up with that one to describe a notorious Christian fundy MP. He was also the man who accused the NZ Prime Minister of "going round the country stirring up apathy."
Boris Godunov is offline Boris Godunov
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Aug 2001
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Reminds me of one of my favorite Churchill quotes:

"An empty taxi arrived at 10 Downing Street, and when the door was opened, [Clement] Atlee got out."
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Nevada should still be a territory, along with a few other Western states.


I heard that Montana has what -- 500 people for its state-wide population?

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Mar 2001
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Back in a few.
Have to go on a little bomb-run to Sava's place.

that's okay, you can bomb my state all you want... bombing me doesn't make texas any less of a third-world country.

Agathon: Nice quote.

oh, and speaking of stupid holier than thou dopes... there was a letter in my local paper today explaining why prostitution is illegal. This dipshit says prostitution is outlawed because homosexuals are evil.



More proof that there are dopes everywhere... not just in Texas.

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i'm not following that chain of logic.
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i'm not following that chain of logic.
which one?
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This dipshit says prostitution is outlawed because homosexuals are evil.


What chain of logic?
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Chasing naughty prosthetics and "mistaking" billiard chalk for cocaine. The best public service the cops in Texas could perform is to lock themselves up.
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quote:
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Chasing naughty prosthetics and "mistaking" billiard chalk for cocaine. The best public service the cops in Texas could perform is to lock themselves up.
or walk their dopey asses into oncoming traffic

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quote:
You know I used to live in Texas... and guess what everything isn't the biggest in Texas, Alaska would stomp you into oblivion you small state.


Thorn is so smart


quote:
Uhhh, Thorn?
90% of Alaskans live in Anchorage.
The other 10% wander behind the little animals, so who cares?


polar bears arent little.

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I don't understand why we continue to allow Texas be a state
 
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