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Sava is offline Sava
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Mar 2001
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Your cat is ugly.
NO WAY HE'S THE CUTEST CAT EVAR!

DIE CHE I WUILL THROW YOU OUT OF AHLEICTOPTER!

aw slowww, how I will miss your intellectual banter you really need to lighten up man!

Ramo is offline Ramo
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Oct 1999
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Good to see that the long arm of the state is being used to jerk off.

Lefty Scaevola is offline Lefty Scaevola
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Oct 2000
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  Old Post 17-12-2003 00:30
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Its the long arm of Cleburne municipal police, misusing the unworkable SCOTUS decision that 'obsenity' is mostly a local community standard, rather than a national one. This bit may well raun afoul of the recent 'private consentual (homosexual in that case) sex is non of the states business' decision.

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Chieftain
Satan's Majestic Empire
Nov 2001
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Go Texas!

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Sep 2000
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  Old Post 17-12-2003 00:47
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That is so retarded.

Dis is offline Dis
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Feb 2000
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now you guys know why I hate Texas.

What is even more perplexing is people are proud to be from Texas.

What's even more funny, is these Texans move to Las Vegas and have bumper stickers saying they are proud to be from Texas and that makes them superior to us other people who aren't from Texas.

If Texas is so great, why are they living in Las Vegas?

Face it, Las Vegas is the greatest city in the U.S. and Nevada is the greatest state in the union.

chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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Nevada should still be a territory, along with a few other Western states.

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is it just me, diss, or did the camera seem to get a bit closer in your avatar than it used to be?

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Sep 2001
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Daydreaming Q Cubed ...?

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er, about what? :innocent:

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Feb 2000
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is it just me, diss, or did the camera seem to get a bit closer in your avatar than it used to be?


It's actually a different set. I was getting complaints about my other avatar. This one is much better

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Chieftain
Houston,Tx
Nov 2000
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  Old Post 17-12-2003 02:20
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BTW, if dildos are illegal, how come Tom DeLay is still around?


Tom Delay is flesh & blood........might be cold blooded but fits the criteria for being a Richard

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Nov 2000
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i didn't know dildos were controlled substances.


they start out as controlled substances but then things get out of hand

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Houston,Tx
Nov 2000
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It was a vibrator- maybe the batteries are made with materials from muslim states.


the batteries are actually tiny people peddling their tiny bicycles to make it vibrate.......have you seen " Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex but where Afraid to Ask" ?

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Nov 2000
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Bastards, they can shove those dildos up their ass... stupid texas police....



No the police will use their Night Sticks

Thorn is offline Thorn
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May 1999
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You know I used to live in Texas... and guess what everything isn't the biggest in Texas, Alaska would stomp you into oblivion you small state.

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Nov 2000
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which part did you live in Thorn?

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which part did you live in Thorn?

Is there really a difference between "hellhole over here" and "hellhole 20 miles south" and "western hellhole"?

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I think it's a good law. If women want to get off they should just fine a man, any man! Most of us would be happy to aleviate their itch.

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I think it's a good law. If women want to get off they should just fine a man, any man!


What did we do to start deserving fines?

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I'm afraid most women would prefer their own fingers over me

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You know I used to live in Texas... and guess what everything isn't the biggest in Texas, Alaska would stomp you into oblivion you small state.


Uhhh, Thorn?
90% of Alaskans live in Anchorage.
The other 10% wander behind the little animals, so who cares?

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Oct 2000
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Similar stupid stuff like that happens here. A couple of years ago the police decided that people bringing small amounts of alochol into restaurants to drink with their food was endangering the public. (restaurants had never had a problem with it) So they start going under cover in the restaurants busting people celebrating aniversaries and stuff. Meanwhile half way across town you couldnt be safe in your own home because of meth dealers using your yard as a selling point. But they sure were proud of stamping out the dangerous world of dinning out..

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you would think the restaraunts would be against that. Much of a restaurants profits comes from the overpriced glasses of wine they sell and the overpriced desserts.

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Sep 2001
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I'm afraid most women would prefer their own fingers over me

If you're talking pure orgasm then yes, chances are they will, then again don't you?

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Back in a few.
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you would think the restaraunts would be against that. Much of a restaurants profits comes from the overpriced glasses of wine they sell and the overpriced desserts.


Thing is, this is a dry county. The required license to sell alochol is held by five people in the entire city. Any attempt to get another one or buy an existing license must be approved by the a state board of alochol.

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Is there really a difference between "hellhole over here" and "hellhole 20 miles south" and "western hellhole"?


Of course there's a difference! Everyones personnel hellhole is better than someone elses

But in the case of some people.........They Have Ornery Reasons.... No?

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Thing is, this is a dry county. The required license to sell alochol is held by five people in the entire city. Any attempt to get another one or buy an existing license must be approved by the a state board of alochol.


There's your answer, then. I went to high school in a dry county, and the few who have the licenses will get the cops to do their bidding, because those few are the wealthiest, most powerful people in town and also take turns holding the spots as mayor, comptroller, council members, etc.

 
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