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Pekka
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em seu burro dos pais!
Feb 2002 time: 07:32
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In thursday I ate Kebab roll. It was good. On that same night, just before getting into bed, I started puking like a mad man. Friday, I was outright sick.
Then I came back to home from Uni, and my dad was sick from the flue. Next thing I know, oh yeah I have it too. The SUPERFLUE! It really started bothering me on sunday. Now I have fever, my head is jammed and it hurts, my lounges are about to explode, and my muscles hurt like a mofo and I can't sleep. When I do sleep, I'm in a coma state and wake up in bed wet from sweat. Dreams are weird and extremely disturbing. General nausea, also feel light in the head at times.
Nose hurts from blowing it all the time. Eyes hurt a little too.
Can you guess what happened just few minutes ago? Oh yes. Diarrhea too. OH GOD WHY ME?!
I'm thinking it's the transformation from normal person to SUPERCITIZEN that is making my body function like this. It's not used to it, all the power..
Anyway, what can I do to make myself feel better? I have coca cola and cigarettes, and I try not to touch them as they don't exactly help obviously. The closest ER room that is open is surprise surprise over 30 minute drive away. And they'll just give me antibiots from 1979 and say 'go sleep'. I feel like crap.
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Monk
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I don't think we're in Brønshøj anymore
Jan 1970 time: 06:32
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Be sure to drink two dark, bitter beers a day. It might not make you healthier but you'll feel substantially better.
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Monk
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I don't think we're in Brønshøj anymore
Jan 1970 time: 06:32
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Supercitizen,
A true hero needs a sidekick. Can I be the Robin to Pekka's Batman? Naturally, I'd establish myself a hero alter ego as well.
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lightblue
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L'Boro, UK
Oct 2001 time: 05:32
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin
The strange thing about the 1918 flu was that the old were left alive while the young adults died. I believe the reason older people weren't effected by the Spanish Flu of 1918 is that the bacteria was closely related to a flu that occured in the 1870's. The people who weren't alive in the 1870's didn't have immunity to the bacteria like the people who had already been previously infected had. |
[Pedant Mode] Virus, not bacteria [/Pedant Mode]
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Cruddy
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun
How come my voodoo spells always strike the wrong person?? |
Maybe you need to make your dolls a bit more convincing?
As for your poisoned kebab Pekka, I regret that it's just another lesson in life. Now you know you are literally taking your life in your hands by eating out.
One good thing about alcohol for celebration - it is sterile.
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